oh the clicks

Perhaps I'll begin with choking the chicken......flipping that ass with the spatula and..............can I borrow your motor oil? I'm not sure I can get the 'surprise' device to fit without some type of lubrication.

oooooooooooooooooooo goodie


did you buy the life sized replica of my penis or the scale model one??? I urge caution if you use the former--and try to avoid hitting a lung with it :kiss:
 
oooooooooooooooooooo goodie


did you buy the life sized replica of my penis or the scale model one??? I urge caution if you use the former--and try to avoid hitting a lung with it :kiss:

He can handle it......you should have been there the night we played hide the broomstick......;)
 
He can handle it......you should have been there the night we played hide the broomstick......;)

well we could play the naughty prisoner and the mean jailor. . . . that is always fun
 
Well, I'll agree on one condition.......I get to play the busty whore in the next jail cell. ;)



Nu-huh........:devil:
You can play with the busty whore in the next jail cell...I'll go for a walk and sweep the floors, obviously.
 
hmmmmmmmmmmmm then Im definitly gonna have to have an extra pair of cuffs. . . .:devil:

I'm sure you can find a pair in your.....uh..........:D

You can play with the busty whore in the next jail cell...I'll go for a walk and sweep the floors, obviously.

Perhaps this time we'll let Ryan hold the broomstick...........and not in his hands if you catch my drift.....;)
 
I'm sure you can find a pair in your.....uh..........:D



Perhaps this time we'll let Ryan hold the broomstick...........and not in his hands if you catch my drift.....;)

I catch your drift...but can he grip the handle?
 
Whatever makes you more comfortable...........my pretties.......:devil:

I wonder if I'm the only one imagining corbal in all black with flying monkeys at her disposal after that comment...

(Though, to be fair, it was patent leather... :devil:)
 
I wonder if I'm the only one imagining corbal in all black with flying monkeys at her disposal after that comment...

(Though, to be fair, it was patent leather... :devil:)

How'd LusterMunky get in on this?
Ryan, what else do you have up your ass?
 
everytime I see this thread it says........




oh the clicks




I pull my face away from the screen and I could swear, it says


oh the dicks



I mean look at that


clicks
dicks


anyone else see that?
 
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everytime I see this threadit says........
oh the clicks
I pull my face away from the screen and I could swear, it says
oh the dicks
I mean look at that
clicks
dicks
anyone else see that?
Nope. Ask Ryan. He sees dicks.
 
everytime I see this threadit says........




oh the clicks




I pull my face away from the screen and I could swear, it says


oh the dicks



I mean look at that


clicks
dicks


anyone else see that?

Three......two.....one.......Here's Ryan ;)
 
I thought this thread would be about the difficulty of giving blowjobs when you have TMJ.
 
I think you saw yourself as one of my flying monkeys..........;)

Oh no, there was a total revisioning of "the wizard of oz" in my mind, instead of melting the wicked witch of the west she was...
... Put in her place ;)
 
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