*shakes his head*
I believe you're supposed to shake the spray can, sir.
Hi, luv. I ran outta lipstick.**clicked to get in thread**
Walks around empty halls.......
Passes hot woman and tattooed male chatting.....
Looks for broken broomsticks.....her men know how to be the life of the party
Her lovers were left here the night prior.....well at least they should have been...
One sweet pretty boy whom enjoys company of men...correction, lots of men...at once. He prefers toys....... motor oil, gerbils, PVC pipe, duct tape and spatulas......
The other a handsome Romanian powerhouse packing a mind worthy of worship......and looks stunning in slut red lipstick.....thigh highs and the quick brush of mascara....
And lastly but no less important...her male stripper in the red shirt and forever broken zipper on the fly of his jeans. He's a mathematician of sorts.....post counter, thread comparison specialist, statistics analyst.......oh, and a jokester in his spare time......'he tries....' she whispers under a giggle....
She turns to the nearly nude sexy couple behind her.....
"Have you seen my man-whores? I'm here to collect last nights profits......."
**clicks to leave thread pending a response**


