Mrtenant
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Where you got your fries..........
Nice, you demented ass!
starts digging around Corbals 'fridge looking for the signup list
oh the clicks
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Gyps33boi
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Corbal
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You did not find fries in my fridge...trust me! You might find fruit and vegetables in there and that's about it.
I'll take that as the highest of compliments.
85Ironman
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You did not find fries in my fridge...trust me! You might find fruit and vegetables in there and that's about it.
No crunch berries of your own? I see.....
Corbal
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Mrtenant
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You did not find fries in my fridge...trust me! You might find fruit and vegetables in there and that's about it.
hmmmmmmmmmm you're right, well they're natural, a root yes but still, healthy,
*starts flinging fruits and vegetables out of the 'fridge looking for more fries....
Corbal
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Of course thee are - same as here! Silly me.
We have Cinnamon Toast Crunch, too! You wanna' bowl?
You'll be flinging for a long time!
Husker1987
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Found this on page 2
For shame! :caning:
For shame! :caning:
What did you find?! Was it the broom?
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funluvinaj
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i'm making popcorn the next time I come back... what a show!
Gyps33boi
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Damn I'm in 5th place WTH
I need to get my post counts up!
So... You like... Stuff?
Gyps33boi
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One of my favorite monty python songs (from the meaning of life):
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
Isn't it swell to have a stiffy, devine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger to the worlds biggest prick...
So three cheers for your willie or john thomas,
Horay for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribons
You can stick it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or the will stick you in the docks
And you won't, come, back
Ohhhhthankyouverymuch!
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
Isn't it swell to have a stiffy, devine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger to the worlds biggest prick...
So three cheers for your willie or john thomas,
Horay for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribons
You can stick it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or the will stick you in the docks
And you won't, come, back
Ohhhhthankyouverymuch!
funluvinaj
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should that be followed up with every sperm is sacred or sit on my face and tell me that you love me? I guess the former if you stick to LOB
Gyps33boi
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I think you meant meaning of life and not life of brian?
I'm also partial to "the lumberjack song" "philosophers song" and "oliver cromwell"
I want some!
Oh, are you saying you wanna throw down for a penis joust? Well, are you?
funluvinaj
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yes, yes... of course i do. :eyeroll:
For LOB I'd have to go with always look on the bright side...
favorite skit? i might have to go with the argument clinic or penguin on the telly.... at least this morning...
Gyps33boi
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I'll leave the jousting to you and mr. Black.
Damn! I was hoping I could tag you in. Although, I see how that could be problematic in the context of a penis joust....(what with all the peen touching, that is).
Hmm...Corbal has balls. Maybe I can tag her in?
Gyps33boi
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I was thinking more along the lines of just tagging her!
Why would you wanna graffiti her?
Gyps33boi
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Why would you wanna graffiti her?
*shakes his head*
Corbal
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**clicked to get in thread**
Walks around empty halls.......
Passes hot woman and tattooed male chatting.....
Looks for broken broomsticks.....her men know how to be the life of the party
Her lovers were left here the night prior.....well at least they should have been...
One sweet pretty boy whom enjoys company of men...correction, lots of men...at once. He prefers toys....... motor oil, gerbils, PVC pipe, duct tape and spatulas......
The other a handsome Romanian powerhouse packing a mind worthy of worship......and looks stunning in slut red lipstick.....thigh highs and the quick brush of mascara....
And lastly but no less important...her male stripper in the red shirt and forever broken zipper on the fly of his jeans. He's a mathematician of sorts.....post counter, thread comparison specialist, statistics analyst.......oh, and a jokester in his spare time......'he tries....' she whispers under a giggle....
She turns to the nearly nude sexy couple behind her.....
"Have you seen my man-whores? I'm here to collect last nights profits......."
**clicks to leave thread pending a response**
Walks around empty halls.......
Passes hot woman and tattooed male chatting.....
Looks for broken broomsticks.....her men know how to be the life of the party
Her lovers were left here the night prior.....well at least they should have been...
One sweet pretty boy whom enjoys company of men...correction, lots of men...at once. He prefers toys....... motor oil, gerbils, PVC pipe, duct tape and spatulas......
The other a handsome Romanian powerhouse packing a mind worthy of worship......and looks stunning in slut red lipstick.....thigh highs and the quick brush of mascara....
And lastly but no less important...her male stripper in the red shirt and forever broken zipper on the fly of his jeans. He's a mathematician of sorts.....post counter, thread comparison specialist, statistics analyst.......oh, and a jokester in his spare time......'he tries....' she whispers under a giggle....
She turns to the nearly nude sexy couple behind her.....
"Have you seen my man-whores? I'm here to collect last nights profits......."
**clicks to leave thread pending a response**
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