Once more, with feeling.

[WriterDom]

Just a hint. Take your picture off of Fetlife. It's not helping.

 

[MisterSir]

Just a hint. Take your picture off of Fetlife. It's not helping.

It's a puzzle.

On the one hand, I have the advice of women, who suggest pictures are good. On the accompanying foot is the evidence that, with no picture, I got nowhere.

On the other, I have the suggestion of a delusional old man who appears desperate to relive his quote-unquote glory days but is faced with the increasing realisation that his prime has long since passed and now consoles himself by telling tall tales about things he oh-so-wishes he could have done once upon a time. On the Internet.

Yep, that's a toughie alright. Can I have a few minutes to think it over?

 

[Wife of Bath]

Ah, it could be worse. I could be dead, I hear that's not fun.

Now, since this is my thread and I can discuss what I damn well please, I'm going to complain about something - namely, a series of books featuring the character Adrian Mole. It's a strictly British thing, but to summarise, the books are his diaries as he grows up from...I want to say 13 3/4, but I can't remember off the top of my head, and his life goes from "fairly rubbish but with bright spots" early on to "unrelenting crushing despair 24/7". Eventually, in the final book he finds happiness and I liked that, it was a nice coda to the series and finally he seems to have a decent life.

I've recently found out the author is writing another book. In it, Adrian's life has gone back to shit - his wife is cheating on him, his daughter dislikes him and he has prostate cancer - and it is bloody depressing that she's brought back a series that should have been allowed to end to squeeze some more cash out of it. It's got the grimmest fucking moral I've seen in any recent series ever, namely "No matter what, life is depressing and you'll all die", so I disapprove and hate it already.

Ugh! That is terrible. I hate when authors waste or abuse their characters for money, especially when the quality or moral of the story gets completely lost.

 

[insert____here]

It's a puzzle.

On the one hand, I have the advice of women, who suggest pictures are good. On the accompanying foot is the evidence that, with no picture, I got nowhere.

On the other, I have the suggestion of a delusional old man who appears desperate to relive his quote-unquote glory days but is faced with the increasing realisation that his prime has long since passed and now consoles himself by telling tall tales about things he oh-so-wishes he could have done once upon a time. On the Internet.

Yep, that's a toughie alright. Can I have a few minutes to think it over?

it's just that it's a terrible photo. photos are great, but pretty please post one that doesn't look like you're drunk at your mate's party.

you aren't an ugly guy at all, but that particular photo isn't helping.

 

[WriterDom]

it's just that it's a terrible photo. photos are great, but pretty please post one that doesn't look like you're drunk at your mate's party.

you aren't an ugly guy at all, but that particular photo isn't helping.

The truth hurts.
We can end this if your punk ass agrees to stop seeking my cock in your mouth.

 

[Keroin]

I just dropped into this thread to tell all prospective bottoms/subs/slaves/whathaveyous that I Keroin, described by some here, (OK, one here) as "popular and desirable in many ways", have had personal experience with Mister Sir and can vouch for both his wit, good looks and domly capabilities.

If you live within a hundred mile radius of this man...
If you are subly in nature...
If you are female...
(I think he's requesting only females, and human ones)
If you want to visit other planets without ever leaving earth...

...then run, don't walk, (not even briskly), to Mister Sir's PM box.

Unfortunately, between visits with this stud-man, I fell madly in love with a penguin, so I must now only admire him from afar. Shit happens, what can I say? But were I single, boy oh boy, he'd be the Top/Dom/Master/Whathaveyou for me!!!!!!

!!

Sincerely,
Keroin M Pussicova
Ex-See-Eye-Ay agent (Come and get me you bastards!)

*Some parts of this post may have been exaggerated for effect - my lawyer made me add that.

 

[insert____here]

The truth hurts.
We can end this if your punk ass agrees to stop seeking my cock in your mouth.

was this directed at moi??? sorry, this internet thing isn't the most precise tool for communication.....so to quote the most annoying politician in history "please explain"??

 

[MisterSir]

was this directed at moi??? sorry, this internet thing isn't the most precise tool for communication.....so to quote the most annoying politician in history "please explain"??

I think he was talking to me. As I said - delusional. I appreciate that it's rather a bad picture, but I have no others and don't photograph well anyway. It took long enough for me to get to that stage.

 

[BiBunny]

Unless you've changed your profile pic on FetLife since the above posters have commented on it, I don't see anything wrong with it. You look happy. Nothing wrong with that.