One Plus One Equals Three

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The New Political Math Primer of Conditional Outcome for Social Justice and Truth

The Law of Conditional Value

[note: size 1 italicized font indicates subscript]

1+1=3c

One Plus One Equals Three conditional

This lesson must sink home. If it does not become your close-held belief, then you can be denied many basic government services, especially health care, because resources must be rationed to the rational. Traditional reason, like traditional values did not serve society well, leading to all sorts and manner of injustice, tyranny and oppression. Thinking that two is the only possible answer is rooted in the flawed philosophies of the past. For the sake of technology and engineering, it is not being said that two cannot be the answer, but that two is a conditional answer depending upon how it is being used. For example, if the government takes a dollar from citizen A and disburses it to Citizen B, then that was three dollars, one taken, one held, one given. Similarly,

1*1=3.5c

Clearly we can see that a dollar taxed, held and given created a new fractional dollar in taxation when it was spent which in turn was taken, held and given, this is the iron Law of Multipliers. This is an evolved economic calculus that cannot be disputed, disproven or dismissed by the extinct philosophies and economics of the oppressive and polluted Industrial Age. Only those of feeble and unpatriotic mind will not be able to grasp this and we cannot afford to let these minds retard our economy or overwhelm our social services so it makes perfect sense to limit their access until such time as they can prove the acumen to understand a modern world and thus become conditional contributors to a more perfect society.

1-2=7.5c

As we can see, if we take two dollars, that is two dollars taken (one still owed), two dollars held (one borrowed), two dollars given, a dollar collected in taxes due to economic activity, and interest accrued on the transaction.

1+(-1)=-4.2c

Opposites attract and grow at an average of 2.2 offspring per union at the expense of someone else’s unhappiness. Enough said because it leads us to the next, even more important observation.

1+(+1)=3c

(-1)+(-1)=3c

Thus we see that the same can be attracted and adopt an average (+1=1, -1=1, it is always additive) creating a new healthy lifestyle that has a positive effect on everyone’s happiness.

1+(-1)+(-1)=0c

In all its variations of 1 and -1, this equation must be outlawed because it is clearly a misogynist miscalculation which reduces -1 to *0 and thus is a logically illegal cipher.

$7,000,000,000,000.00+$500,000,000=$6,000,000,000,000.00c

This is clear and evident because the additional expenditures (as previously demonstrated) create additional income in the future that more than pays for itself and reduces instead of adds. If you cannot grasp this fundamental economic and mathematical truth, then maybe you should consider end of life counseling and polite painless professional euthanasia so that we may save society the cost of Social Security wasted on your poor pathetic pedantic Neanderthal existence.

The Golden Number

300,000,000/1 = 300,000,000c

If you are the one and you hold the majority, then you control the whole. ;) ;)

You have now reached the end of your first, and only needed, lesson (/warning). You may self-grade; the authors of this new text suggest a little hubris be considered. A B+ proves that you understand that there is no exceptional one unless it is the divisor. The divided should know its proper place in the union of all sets.
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I invented i, the square root of neutral 1.
 
All I could hear is Aerosmith going, "One and One and One is Three
All that I can tell you is you got to be free!
Come together
Right now
Over me!
"
 
Tell us again about your degree in mathmatics (sic), chief.

Tell us again how one dollar, one quarter and one nickel equals ninety one cents....
 
The New Political Math Primer of Conditional Outcome for Social Justice and Truth

The Law of Conditional Value

[note: size 1 italicized font indicates subscript]

1+1=3c

One Plus One Equals Three conditional

This lesson must sink home. If it does not become your close-held belief, then you can be denied many basic government services, especially health care, because resources must be rationed to the rational. Traditional reason, like traditional values did not serve society well, leading to all sorts and manner of injustice, tyranny and oppression. Thinking that two is the only possible answer is rooted in the flawed philosophies of the past. For the sake of technology and engineering, it is not being said that two cannot be the answer, but that two is a conditional answer depending upon how it is being used. For example, if the government takes a dollar from citizen A and disburses it to Citizen B, then that was three dollars, one taken, one held, one given. Similarly,

1*1=3.5c

Clearly we can see that a dollar taxed, held and given created a new fractional dollar in taxation when it was spent which in turn was taken, held and given, this is the iron Law of Multipliers. This is an evolved economic calculus that cannot be disputed, disproven or dismissed by the extinct philosophies and economics of the oppressive and polluted Industrial Age. Only those of feeble and unpatriotic mind will not be able to grasp this and we cannot afford to let these minds retard our economy or overwhelm our social services so it makes perfect sense to limit their access until such time as they can prove the acumen to understand a modern world and thus become conditional contributors to a more perfect society.

1-2=7.5c

As we can see, if we take two dollars, that is two dollars taken (one still owed), two dollars held (one borrowed), two dollars given, a dollar collected in taxes due to economic activity, and interest accrued on the transaction.

1+(-1)=-4.2c

Opposites attract and grow at an average of 2.2 offspring per union at the expense of someone else’s unhappiness. Enough said because it leads us to the next, even more important observation.

1+(+1)=3c

(-1)+(-1)=3c

Thus we see that the same can be attracted and adopt an average (+1=1, -1=1, it is always additive) creating a new healthy lifestyle that has a positive effect on everyone’s happiness.

1+(-1)+(-1)=0c

In all its variations of 1 and -1, this equation must be outlawed because it is clearly a misogynist miscalculation which reduces -1 to *0 and thus is a logically illegal cipher.

$7,000,000,000,000.00+$500,000,000=$6,000,000,000,000.00c

This is clear and evident because the additional expenditures (as previously demonstrated) create additional income in the future that more than pays for itself and reduces instead of adds. If you cannot grasp this fundamental economic and mathematical truth, then maybe you should consider end of life counseling and polite painless professional euthanasia so that we may save society the cost of Social Security wasted on your poor pathetic pedantic Neanderthal existence.

The Golden Number

300,000,000/1 = 300,000,000c

If you are the one and you hold the majority, then you control the whole. ;) ;)

You have now reached the end of your first, and only needed, lesson (/warning). You may self-grade; the authors of this new text suggest a little hubris be considered. A B+ proves that you understand that there is no exceptional one unless it is the divisor. The divided should know its proper place in the union of all sets.
__________________
I invented i, the square root of republican 1.

You so smart.
 
Tell us again about your degree in mathmatics (sic), chief.

Tell us again how one dollar, one quarter and one nickel equals ninety one cents....

hey Rob have you ever eaten at Fogo de Chão? If not you need to get the hell on it. It is a little pricey but if you are a carnivore it will be the best $50 you ever spent for a meal.
 
hey Rob have you ever eaten at Fogo de Chão? If not you need to get the hell on it. It is a little pricey but if you are a carnivore it will be the best $50 you ever spent for a meal.

Sure have! I've noticed they send around the sausage carvers twice was often as they do the beef filet carvers.

Mmmm.....meat. Think I'll go out and satisfy my inner-carnivore tonight....
 
hey Rob have you ever eaten at Fogo de Chão? If not you need to get the hell on it. It is a little pricey but if you are a carnivore it will be the best $50 you ever spent for a meal.

He won't go unless they have a drive through.
 
AJ needs to lay off the caffeine, stat.
 
Last thing you want to do is succumb to a momentary temptation and wake up to find out you're back to a 45 inch waist size.:D

Meh. I've been here. Who gives a fuck?

You need to work on your insult game, dude.
 
Sometimes I just post what comes to mind after reading a particular post, like I just did in your drunk thread.:D

Well, you know what they say about stream-of-.consciousness. It's your consciousness. Without pants.
 
I have no idea, but judging from your history of having no personal discipline whatsoever, it's doubtful you will persevere. If you need lessons on iron discipline, winning spirit, personal perseverance (in Texas, that's called no back-up). Feel free to PM me for pointers.:D:rolleyes:

I get a huge kick out of watching you beta males acting all tough and stuff.

The Internet has done wonders for your self-esteem.
 
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