OOC: YOU MIGHT BE A GAMER IF...

[Renegade]

Great idea about tieing him up! Time to make plans on a little 'surprise' for ol' Ravenloft if we move in together. And even if we don't, a quick ticket over there and back... nobody will know I was gone. lol

As for the Gamer thread, I'm waiting for Miguelito Breathstealer to do a post. There wasn't a new one there last I checked.

 

[Ravenloft]

Ooo, Im scared, Im shaking in my boots!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Okay. After I flash him you'll have about a 15 second window before he gets his senses back. Are you ready? On three.

One... two... three...

 

[Always]

tying? hey KillerMuffin... *whispers in her ear*

-how 'bout we tie both of 'em up and...- *mumble mumble too low for the guys to hear*

 

[Renegade]

*grabs rope and quickly wraps it around Ravenloft* Take this you ingrate!

 

[Always]

*sneaks up begind Renny and yanks him to the floor where she ties him down and blindfolds him* mmmm... where'd i put my leathers...

 

[Ravenloft]

Does this work like the medusae stone stare thing?!

*Lifting a mirror*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Medusa stare? You're equating my rather nice set of breasts with a bad hair day snake chick? I'm hurt. Really. *smacks Ravenloft*

 

[Renegade]

*looks around* Why's it suddenly dark around here? Who put a blindfold on me?!? *hoping this isn't one of Ravenloft's kinky sex games again*

 

[Ravenloft]

No! Thats not it at all! I was imagining the gorgon girl from Xanth! One of Humphrey's wives! Her snakes would nibble at his ears and stuff! Highly kinky! Highly arousing! Heheh!

 

[Always]

ooohh muff you gotta get him for that one! *hands her a cat o nine tails* good for the frisky ones *grins*


ahh... he knows Xanth... why i love this guy...


*smiles wickedly at Renegade* ooohhh Ravenloft ain't nothin' compared to me *whispering into his ear and tracing her fingers along his back*

he says get the feather.... Me? i use the whole chicken...

[Edited by Shila on 04-15-2001 at 12:21 AM]

 

[Renegade]

I'll hold him for you!! *Grins*

 

[KillerMuffin]

*glares at Ravenloft* Fine. See if I let you root around for your d20. I'm a miffed muff. I'm going to the gynecologist and he can keep your precious little d20 with the sparklies in it.

One of humphrie's wives indeed. Bah!

 

[Always]

ohhh... the sparkly d20... the most valuable die... the one that always rolled twenties... *grins* you'd better be nice to her! or she'll curse it and it'll roll ones!!!

well at least it'll smell good... *grins* (found the thread highly entertaining)

 

[Ravenloft]

Muff can't be miffed, cause I need to stuff her muff with my dice... (How do you think they were always rolling twenties you silly twit! Pussy juice is the magical elixer that makes dice roll high! I mean... Wouldn't you be high if you had just been bathed in female cum?! I would be walking around saying... Twenty! At the drop of a hat I would be so jazzed!

 

[Renegade]

*simply shakes his head*

 

[Necromencer2]

Damn, this thread is like some cyber skitzo case! I mean, first its like a chat romm dedicated to dumbass newbie teen chatroom cruisers and then its a place where perverts come to hang out and discuss luding ways to rape and gross people out!

Shit!


Cancel that! What I meant was that I posted on thsi thread before because I thought It was where gamers came to compare how hardcore they were and then everbody suddenly starts changing the subject. If you have ever watched a teen chat room you will notice a newbie right away because they try and keep a conversation going by changing the subject every so often. And you have to admit, there were some disturbing things in a few of those posts.


Sorry about the mistake in understanding...

And aren't you glad i did not freak out again

By the way, luding means tempting....

[Edited by Necromencer2 on 04-16-2001 at 04:45 PM]

 

[KillerMuffin]

What, jealous?

What exactly is luding anyway?

 

[Ravenloft]

You should talk, don't you remember the last time you tried to show some balls and hack off one of the other posters here? Whispersecret I think it was. Bad choice to make an enemy of any day of the week, and now you label us newbies and sicko's? I'd start chewing on your ass personally but I think I might get too into it and forget to stop... Besides, Ren's ass tastes so much better! Its like ambrosia, it is!

 

[Neale]

Definitely ill-chosen targets...

Necromencer2...
Boy, did you pick the wrong people to annoy on the RP boards. Granted, there are other amazingly bad choices you could have made here, but these particular people comprise some of the most respected, active, and cruelly inventive people currently involved with the RP side of Lit.

Still, most kinks are welcome around here, even insane-overkill-type masochism, so have at it!

 

[Renegade]

Thanks for the comments, Neale.

As for Necromancer, to quote one of my favorite movies, "Fuck them if they can't take a joke!" Thank you, and have a nice day. *innocent grin*

 

[Ravenloft]

And break their window!

 

[Renegade]

Fuckin A!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Whew. For a minute there I thought you said "Break their wind." And me without a supply of beano.

 

[Ravenloft]

Oh, you hootchy momma muff! You just turn me soo on! I like it!