Other then Dildos what R U fav things to maturbate with????

[emark1]

shower massage thoughts

Gang:

have to agree to those touting the wonders of the shower massage.

A couple key points if you're going to rush out and invest.

1) get the model with the hose attached. It is one thing to have a shower massage mounted on the wall, entirely another to be able to direct the jets to get off, for an actual massage/relaxation, or even just to clean the tub. Plus, you will just feel cleaner...

2) Key point: Most hardware stores will have a small peice you can purcahse to regulate the flow of water that you put on the pipe extension from the wall. You don't want one that has two positions, trickle and full blast. You do want one with a twisting action that allows you to dial in the right volume/flow. this is especially important if your shower is one of those dials that allows you to set temp and not flow. Even if you have the old style seperate knobs for hot and cold, once you get the temp where you want it you can have fun varying the flow/pressure....This really adds to the fun.

enjoy!

 

[smoothy]

Favourite things to masturbate with?

The head of a lovers cock. Tie him down (tight) and use the head only, along the line of your lips and on the clit. When you have cum, then you can allow it to slide inside you, he is unlikely to last long after that!

smoothy

 

[Minout]

Hurray for Makita

The shower massage gets my vote. I can spend hours in the shower. Someone asked about power tools I have a cordless drill that is amazing. I don't actually use the end with the chuck on it but the whole things vibrates quite nicely. It also makes me smile knowingly when people actually ask to use it at work (for the job it was designed to do of course). The down side is that it is a little loud. That can be distracting. Oh well.


Minout

 

[Naughty n Nice]

my 2 cents

Ok, I love to use a wine or champagne bottle. My all time favorite "non sex toy" toy would have to be an electric toothbrush. The handle is fantastic for penetration, and the head (brush) used very lightly on the clit will send you through the roof. I can't wait to try an ear of corn. What a brilliant idea!!!!

 

[Naughty n Nice]

Re: Toys on hand

Mmm, one of my favorite topics. I've done the banana thing, cucumbers, unopened wine bottles, coke bottles, candles.

I also like carrots of varying sizes, string beans up the ass. Hammers are good too, but screwdrivers aren't as heavy to heft. Hot dogs, kilbasa, any sausage-like meat. Homemade candy canes, which taste wonderful after insertion. Harder substances feel wonderful as well: umbrella handles, canes, crutches (but again the hand tires). I got so hot one afternoon at work that I used the antenna on my cell phone on my asshole.

I've inserted door knobs, stick shifts, pecan logs (but they melt too quickly and leave a gooey nutty mess). Many shampoo bottles have long bulbous heads, mmm, feels wonderful.

I'm going to my freezer when I get home tonight and try the iced clit stimulation. Sounds enticing. I'm also going to try the ear of corn. That sounds so hot!!!

I'd love to hear about anything I've not mentioned. I'm always willing to try anything to get myself spurting.

Good Lord, aren't you the experimental one!! Not that anything's wrong with that.

 

[SweetKelly69]

Vibrators and believe it or not I love getting under the faucet in tub, oh it's amazing!

 

[NASCARaddicted]

I am male, but:

what about Bill Clinton and his cigars ....

Also: I collect photos that I find in the newsgroups. Especially pictures from www.sickpuppy.com

I wrote this some days ago, but I will write it again: here is a small summary of things that I have seen in pussies and female buttholes:

baseball-bats, a soda can (the whole thing was in the pussy). Also I saw a girl who had a telephone receiver in her pussy and a mobile phone in her butt. Another girl pushed her entire slip into her pussy.
This one girl pushed a microphone in her pussy (I am curious what the pussy said). Another woman had a small plastic water gun in her pussy. This 2 lesbians had sex ... one pushed her food into the pussy of the other girl. One girl had a high heel in her pussy (but she used a condom).

And of course, many of them fist themselves.

 

[Matt Twattingle]

Baby bottle and nipple filled with..

Astroglide or Water based lube.

This works great for gals who can't stand a vibrator and wish to simulate oral sex.

The nipple makes a great substitute for a tongue. I have used this with several partners to great effect. I your man is adverse to going down on you it's a great way to get off.

You can also use a Teething ring and get a little firmer "tongue"
effect.

 

[vengefulvixen]

If I'm alone I go for the fingers. Every once in a while vibrators are okay though. One time while studying I did use a pencil though...
If I'm in the shower then I'll take the sharp part of my razor off and put in just the handle part while I rub on my clit. The faucet thing is pretty awesome too (I actually thought I was the only one).
If I'm with my b/f then I like to rub up against him while we both have our clothes on and that makes me cum.

 

[Luminary]

Other ten Dildo's

I would have to agree that fingers are best...
You have ten of them !!

 

[Salacious]

Hard to beat a well stocked toy box

Well if I can't include the dildo, my next favorite toy would be my vibrating egg. Hold that up against my clit and WOWser!!! I'm on my way!

Now add the dildo and I'm there! WHOO Hoo!!



Sal

Love my toys...and will share!

 

[ELN]

Taking an ice cube and rubbing over and over my clit, until it is so so cold, then putting the rest up into my pussy, where it melts.

Then I have this very small vibrator that I use for clit stimulation only and use it directly on my clit. It warms it back to life, so to speak and then when I cum, it is really massive because I have had so much stimulation. The coldness lets me stimulate for a longer period of time since my clit is so sensitive.

Cassidy

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Thanks for sharing....Have to try that...
Eln

 

[ELN]

I had a mold given to me by an ex-boyfriend.'

It's in the shape of a large cock. I just pour water into it and freeze it....mmmm!
You won't believe how wonderful that feels!!

My first night alone with it, I was taking a hot bath, and fantasizing...stroking my body and daydreaming. Then I remembered the frozen playtoy was in the freezer. So I jumped out of the tub and brought it to the bath with me...oooohhhh.
The combination of the hot water and the oh-so-cold cock made me wild...running it up inside then onto my clit and lips.
Holding inside and then letting it melt onto my clit...mmmmm!!!

Try this ladies, if you can find a mold like this...we got ours from an erotic cake-baker that we knew of.
I promise you'll love it...wow!!!

WOW I have to check around for that....Ice sounds great but shaped like that.... UM UM
Elyn

 

[nordicgoddess]

I would have to say that my favorite things to masturbate with are my mans fingers or his cock. But if those aren't handy the bath faucet or my leopard print vibrator. I once used a really fat curling iron that didn't work anymore. That was interesting. Have fun!
~N. Goddess

 

[Storm Stalker]

Male of female can use this one. The jet in our swimming pool that blows the water back in. It's like the shower massage or hot tub bubbles times 10. I actually have to position myself a good 3 feet from the edge of the pool because it is too powerful right up close. UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!! I have to hold on to an inflatable raft because I cum sooo hard that I can't stay afloat without help. DAMN!! And it's only January now!!!

If any of you are in SE Wisconsin this summer and want a test drive.......

Now this is something I want to see!

 

[Aston]

When I was 22, I was dating a beautiful woman who I was in love with very much. She gave me this stuffed teddy bear as a token of her love. Well, one day I stopped by her house to surprise her with lunch and to my surprise I saw my best friend's Passat parked in front of her house. The front door to her house had a tricky door latch and on cold days, the door wouldn't always stay closed unless it was locked. The door was slightly ajar and I could hear the familiar sounds of sex coming from her room. I quietly snuck in to the house and went to her room. What I saw was my best friend stuffing his cock in to my girlfriend. I remember exactly what I said to them. Very calmly I said, "When you are done fucking my girlfriend and our friendship, why don't you cut off that little dick of yours and go fuck yourself. And as for you you little tramp, I hear that the local pimp is having auditions for new whores, maybe you should think about a career change!" Man I was pissed! Anyways, I went home and was fuming mad. I saw that teddy bear that she gave me and I instantly got this bizarre thought of having hate sex with it. I cut open a slit in one of the seams and put my dick inside. All I can say is wow, it fealt incredible. The extra soft, warm pile stuffing stimulated my member like nothing I have ever fealt. That tedd Bear is long gone now but I got to tell you that it really helped with getting over my ex. I must've nailed that stuffed teddy bear two dozen times over the course of a few months.


Aston

 

[Spenser41]

Well I used to say that women got all the breaks on toys. Most of the ones for men do nothing for me. But when you start using all the normal things in life... tools, toothbrushes, candles, veggies, man...you ladies are a horny bunch... when you want something bad enough you'll use anything! And I thought guys horny button was on all the time... LOL

 

[Zmey]

I got a little vib made out of beeper. I put it on "sweet Y" roll a condom over my dick and enjoy the ride ....I tried it with one girl and she absolutely loved it... I'm thinking of going mass production with them small vibrators ... I'll need a lot of beepers though

 

[sheath]

OH MY GAWD...

I am SO going to play tonight!

Why did I never think of these things before?????????

How about we all try these new things and post our results to this thread?

Let's not be shy. I'll start.

*heading for the ear of corn...*

S.

 

[RomanHans]

I would have to say that my favorite things to masturbate with are my mans fingers or his cock. But if those aren't handy the bath faucet or my leopard print vibrator. I once used a really fat curling iron that didn't work anymore. That was interesting. Have fun!
~N. Goddess

Hmmm--just curious, but how do you fit a bath faucet in there? Isn't the angle a bit awkward?



Roman

 

[sheath]

I just discovered...

...my new favorite thing to masturbate with!

My fingers...

My man's voice...

While he is on the phone with me, in his office...

Sitting at his desk...

The door open...

People walking in and out...

While he whispers naughty suggestions in my ear and tells me to cum for him, do it, right now...

And then his boss walks in...

And he pauses to tell his boss that yes, he will have that particular project done, right after this phone call...

LMAO

And right when I cum, he groans as if he's hurting...which I'm sure he is...

And then he has to hang up the phone, get up, and walk back out into the store...

While I lie in bed and relax, my body still throbbing, chuckling as I wonder how he's going to hide that incredibly hard erection for the rest of the day.

I had a good morning, how about you?





S.

 

[SupaStyles]

My girl absolutly loves anal beats while she uses anything else on your puss..

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Come on dont be shy! I have tried and heard some unique things such as Bananas, Cucumbers! I was just interested if anyone else had some great suggestions!

DOLL

 

[schwaantz_nj]

a girl i once knew...

Told me that she used to read porn on the net to get nice and horny...then she would lay her eyeglasses case on the bed, lay down on top of it and grind her privates into it until she reached orgasm.

The specific logistics (did she hold the case, how big was the case, etc.) I am not privy to.

Just figured it was worth a mention...it was one of the stranger tales of masturbation I had ever heard.

 

[SupaStyles]

wow I have never heard a glasses case used in such a way..

$$

 

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