Other then Dildos what R U fav things to maturbate with????

[NASCARaddicted]

I once carver a rather ornate phallic symbol out of some burled walnut. Not only was it extremely beautiful, the woman that I gave it too brought in a new meaning of "gettin some wood".

I remember I once saw a report on tv about a woman: She carved big potatoes into the shape of penises and used them to masturbate.

 

[SupaStyles]

Just got to watch for those splinters..

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I once carver a rather ornate phallic symbol out of some burled walnut. Not only was it extremely beautiful, the woman that I gave it too brought in a new meaning of "gettin some wood".

 

[Cakegirl]

Stationery... glue sticks, those long thin tubes of liquid glue, fat markers, several normal sized markers at the same time (they way they move around drives me crazy), highlighters... Also had a plastic dolphin that was meant for massaging, but boy was that fin nice! And the good old hairbrush...

 

[SupaStyles]

hehe your like some kinda twisted Martha Stewart/McGuiver mix that knows just what to do in any situation when you need a good cum..

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Stationery... glue sticks, those long thin tubes of liquid glue, fat markers, several normal sized markers at the same time (they way they move around drives me crazy), highlighters... Also had a plastic dolphin that was meant for massaging, but boy was that fin nice! And the good old hairbrush...

 

[Spenser41]

hehe your like some kinda twisted Martha Stewart/McGuiver mix that knows just what to do in any situation when you need a good cum..

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LMAO

I laughed for about 3 mins. Damn that is funny. Well ok let's rename the room the Masturbation McGuivers. LOL I mean look at the list of what you women will use to get off! I want to know... how in the heck did you all come up with this stuff???????
Man people have way to much time on their hands and way too much horniess. If only I had married one of you horny ladies, maybe I would have never gotten a divorce. My ex said the only women that wanted sex all the time were porn stars and hookers and they only did it because they were paid. (I guess you can see why I got a divorce!) I will say this... you all are very creative!

 

[sheath]

Here's some ideas...

Go to your friendly neighborhood Walmart and buy a snakebite kit. (yes, you heard that right...) The more expensive one. Twelve dollars, I think...

It has a little thing in it called an "extractor". It is meant to suck venom out of a snakebite...but...imagine what ELSE it can be used for? I'll let your naughty little imaginations run with that one...

Take a stroll down the kitchen appliances aisle in said store, studying spatulas, little grater thingies, timers that vibrate when the alarm goes off...and all sorts of fabulous things in fabulous shapes.

And then...for the more brave of heart and body...

Check out your man's little red toolbox. Yeah, you know. The one he keeps out in the garage.

I'll let YOU imagine what I discovered to do with alligator clips, a circular clamp, and those long slender wrenches.

S.

 

[SupaStyles]

Damn I wouldnt have ever married her.. That sucks she has some issues.. Well at leat you got the forum to see there is more out there.. But these girls do seem more 'out there' then most you'd meet out and about but Im not complainin

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LMAO

My ex said the only women that wanted sex all the time were porn stars and hookers and they only did it because they were paid. (I guess you can see why I got a divorce!) I will say this... you all are very creative!

 

[jen72]

Fingers, I like to feel my skin and juices. Apart from a dildo or a vibrator, I don't like anything but skin inside me.
I can't use rubber at all.