mrtnmoon
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YAY ME!!
yay both of us, my love. you have no idea how much I want to make it happen.
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yay both of us, my love. you have no idea how much I want to make it happen.
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Could someone pa-lease take out the dog!! URH!!!!!!!
URH!!!!!!!
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have no fear, my love... I'll take care of some chores for you.
under-dog was my favorite cartoon character
BTW...............I know of a chore or two you can take care of!
Hello!
Guess what movie this qoute is from
Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!
Guess what movie this qoute is from
Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!
mrtnmoon
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sounds like something from "planes, trains and automobiles"
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adding to the movie quote list...
die hard
"yippie-ki-ay, motherfucker!"
"now I have a machine gun. ho-ho-ho."
dirty harry
"you have to ask yourself... do I feel lucky? well, do ya, punk?"
"make my day."
talladega nights
"america is all about speed. hot, nasty, bad-ass speed."
"are we about to get it on? 'cause I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now." "chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
"it's the fastest who gets paid, and the fastest who gets laid!"
dodegball
"holy hell, son! you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!"
"my sweet dick, it's magic!"
"tomorrow we're going to pecker-slap those globo-gym bastards!"
"come on, kate... it's time to put your mouth where our balls are."
fast times at ridgemont high
"make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?"
"those guys are fags!"
"the attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays. whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'."
love actually
"so if you believe in the spirit of christmas, children, like your uncle billy does... buy my festering turd of a record."
the rock
"actually, I'm a chemical super freak, but I still need a gun."
"your best? losers always whine about 'their best'. winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
"carla was the prom queen."
blazing saddles"
"gol-darnit, mr. lamarr, you use your tongue purtier than a 20 dollar whore."
die hard
"yippie-ki-ay, motherfucker!"
"now I have a machine gun. ho-ho-ho."
dirty harry
"you have to ask yourself... do I feel lucky? well, do ya, punk?"
"make my day."
talladega nights
"america is all about speed. hot, nasty, bad-ass speed."
"are we about to get it on? 'cause I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now." "chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
"it's the fastest who gets paid, and the fastest who gets laid!"
dodegball
"holy hell, son! you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!"
"my sweet dick, it's magic!"
"tomorrow we're going to pecker-slap those globo-gym bastards!"
"come on, kate... it's time to put your mouth where our balls are."
fast times at ridgemont high
"make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?"
"those guys are fags!"
"the attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays. whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'."
love actually
"so if you believe in the spirit of christmas, children, like your uncle billy does... buy my festering turd of a record."
the rock
"actually, I'm a chemical super freak, but I still need a gun."
"your best? losers always whine about 'their best'. winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
"carla was the prom queen."
blazing saddles"
"gol-darnit, mr. lamarr, you use your tongue purtier than a 20 dollar whore."
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random thought...
is it a compliment if you tell someone they write like they've been kicked in the head?
That is NOT what I meant and you know it! Still love me??
mrtnmoon
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Still love me??
don't you frown at me. of course I still love you. I was only teasing, baby.
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don't you frown at me. of course I still love you. I was only teasing, baby.
That's good!
I love you too
mrtnmoon
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That's good!
I know you do... I'm a lucky man.
did anything interesting happen today?
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I know you do... I'm a lucky man.
did anything interesting happen today?
besides spending a lot of time with you
...........eh not much else worth typing about!
mrtnmoon
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besides spending a lot of time with you
mmmm... good times, tho.
sorry not so wordy.. sis is on the phone.
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mmmm... good times, tho.
sorry not so wordy.. sis is on the phone.
Tell her I said "hi"
mrtnmoon
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Tell her I said "hi"
she said, "what up, dawg?"
I'm kidding, of course.
I've been thinking about our talk today... I'm thinking I might have to dig up that website and read what you've been reading... so I can know as much about me as you do.
seriously.... I really don't remember much from back then, but anything you have a question about you're welcome to ask, my love.
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she said, "what up, dawg?"
I'm kidding, of course.
I've been thinking about our talk today... I'm thinking I might have to dig up that website and read what you've been reading... so I can know as much about me as you do.
seriously.... I really don't remember much from back then, but anything you have a question about you're welcome to ask, my love.
You really do not have to dig it up, just click on the link in your profile.......
............in case you forgot that little tidbit
mrtnmoon
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You really do not have to dig it up, just click on the link in your profile.......
oh, yeah... thanks for setting me.... ummmm... straight.
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oh, yeah... thanks for setting me.... ummmm... straight.
glad my tidbits helped!! *giggles*
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random thought...
when I hear you sad like you were this morning I want to just wrap my arms around you and hold you tighter than you've ever been held before. I want to kiss your tears away. I want you to feel my love surrounding you and keeping your fears at bay. I love you.
when I hear you sad like you were this morning I want to just wrap my arms around you and hold you tighter than you've ever been held before. I want to kiss your tears away. I want you to feel my love surrounding you and keeping your fears at bay. I love you.
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more additions, 'cause I'm bored...
die hard
"yippie-ki-ay, motherfucker!"
"now I have a machine gun. ho-ho-ho."
dirty harry
"you have to ask yourself... do I feel lucky? well, do ya, punk?"
"make my day."
talladega nights
"america is all about speed. hot, nasty, bad-ass speed."
"are we about to get it on? 'cause I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now." "chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
"it's the fastest who gets paid, and the fastest who gets laid!"
dodegball
"holy hell, son! you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!"
"my sweet dick, it's magic!"
"tomorrow we're going to pecker-slap those globo-gym bastards!"
"come on, kate... it's time to put your mouth where our balls are."
fast times at ridgemont high
"make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?"
"those guys are fags!"
"the attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays. whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'."
love actually
"so if you believe in the spirit of christmas, children, like your uncle billy does... buy my festering turd of a record."
the rock
"actually, I'm a chemical super freak, but I still need a gun."
"your best? losers always whine about 'their best'. winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
"carla was the prom queen."
blazing saddles"
"gol-darnit, mr. lamarr, you use your tongue purtier than a 20 dollar whore."
grandma's boy
"I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck."
"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house."
"my grandma drank all my pot."
"you guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! 'let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle!' we're not hurting anyone! go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!"
eurotrip
"oh, here it is. bratislava. hmm. capital of slovakia. oh, here's a fun fact: you made out with your sister, man!"
"what's the etiquette on boners? do I role over and dig out a hole for it, or is it cool to just let my flag fly?"
"no, no, I get it. he's the girl, you're the girl. sometimes you're both the girl. right? that's hot. but, you know, whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge."
"scott, would ya listen to yourself? you met a "cool guy" on the internet? this is how these sexual predators work. next thing you know he's gonna want to arrange a meeting, where he will gas you, stuff you in the back of his van and make a wind chime out of your genitals."
die hard
"yippie-ki-ay, motherfucker!"
"now I have a machine gun. ho-ho-ho."
dirty harry
"you have to ask yourself... do I feel lucky? well, do ya, punk?"
"make my day."
talladega nights
"america is all about speed. hot, nasty, bad-ass speed."
"are we about to get it on? 'cause I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now." "chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!"
"it's the fastest who gets paid, and the fastest who gets laid!"
dodegball
"holy hell, son! you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop!"
"my sweet dick, it's magic!"
"tomorrow we're going to pecker-slap those globo-gym bastards!"
"come on, kate... it's time to put your mouth where our balls are."
fast times at ridgemont high
"make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit, or is he gonna kill us?"
"those guys are fags!"
"the attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays. whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'."
love actually
"so if you believe in the spirit of christmas, children, like your uncle billy does... buy my festering turd of a record."
the rock
"actually, I'm a chemical super freak, but I still need a gun."
"your best? losers always whine about 'their best'. winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
"carla was the prom queen."
blazing saddles"
"gol-darnit, mr. lamarr, you use your tongue purtier than a 20 dollar whore."
grandma's boy
"I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck."
"I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house."
"my grandma drank all my pot."
"you guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! 'let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle!' we're not hurting anyone! go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!"
eurotrip
"oh, here it is. bratislava. hmm. capital of slovakia. oh, here's a fun fact: you made out with your sister, man!"
"what's the etiquette on boners? do I role over and dig out a hole for it, or is it cool to just let my flag fly?"
"no, no, I get it. he's the girl, you're the girl. sometimes you're both the girl. right? that's hot. but, you know, whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge."
"scott, would ya listen to yourself? you met a "cool guy" on the internet? this is how these sexual predators work. next thing you know he's gonna want to arrange a meeting, where he will gas you, stuff you in the back of his van and make a wind chime out of your genitals."
