sweetgypsy
Literotica Guru
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I reckon a lot of things are.![]()
Or some things may not be not so appealing like me
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I reckon a lot of things are.![]()
Hello's to my favorite couple![]()

..............how have you been????Or some things may not be not so appealing like me
Hello's to my favorite couple![]()
Hey Miss P..............how have you been?
???
or the wiener I tried to offer you a few minutes ago?
I'm ok... been a little sick but I seem to be getting better.I'm alright!
How are you guys doing?
RL has me down, sorry.......(I want you and your weiner)





I'd be doing better if I was in the company (physically speaking) of someone special![]()



I'm ok... been a little sick but I seem to be getting better.
I've wondered about you... you haven't been around much.

Sick huh? Do you take headache pills? Cause I could write you 10 pages of reasons why you shouldn't!
I kind of broke my leg earlier this week
Got home from hospital few days ago but I'm good. Staying with my parents now and got 24/7 room service![]()

well.. you can keep your 10 pages... no offense.
how do you "kind of" break your leg?
Ok you just keep out of headache pills then
Cause I got big long boring pages of reasons and I know how to use them!
Right ok I was gonna break this stick right, and when I kicked it, it whiplashed right back onto my knee and I broke something in my knee.
So I have to wear this cast for a month or something!
It hurt tho
breaking a stick with your leg?? What sport?

No sport, just a regular stick like from a three!![]()
.............you doing kinky things girl??
Noooooo.. ges!
It was like a regular stick
My friend was cleaning up his garden and had alot of junk, and I was breaking some stick to fit them into his car. Then this big stick, I put it up against two rocks and jumped on it and BANG.. it snapped and both ends smashed against my knee OWW![]()
random thought...
I suck.![]()

but if you need something to suck I have a few things right here for ya' 
No you don't *hugs*but if you need something to suck I have a few things right here for ya'
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random dialog...
"what's a 3 letter word for 'man's best friend'?"
"tit?"
"no, I tried that."
Is it "ass"??![]()