our house...

[mrtnmoon]

How about these for starters
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u136/jsmart84/snacks.jpg

you can keep the pretzels and the fritos. I wish I had some chips or cheetos here. we don't have any good junk in the house.

 

[sweetgypsy]

well... now that you're here, I think you know the snack that comes to mind first. less filling, but it tastes great!!

But first do you want to hear about my exciting shopping trip??

 

[mrtnmoon]

But first do you want to hear about my exciting shopping trip??

suuuuure. curl up here on the couch with me and tell me all about it.

 

[sweetgypsy]

suuuuure. curl up here on the couch with me and tell me all about it.

Ok...............*curls up and slips off shoes*

Well, I was shopping at Walmart and I happen to stop in the shoe section.
As I was checking out shoes, this delightfully sexy shoe clerk approached me and asked if he could 'help me slip into something'..............

 

[mrtnmoon]

Ok...............*curls up and slips off shoes*

Well, I was shopping at Walmart and I happen to stop in the shoe section.
As I was checking out shoes, this delightfully sexy shoe clerk approached me and asked if he could 'help me slip into something'..............

I hope he didn't look like al bundy.

 

[sweetgypsy]

I hope he didn't look like al bundy.

LOL...............heck no.

Then he went on to massage my legs. Very helpful man he was...........even made a comment about my knees

(Shall I go on? )

 

[mrtnmoon]

LOL...............heck no.

Then he went on to massage my legs. Very helpful man he was...........even made a comment about my knees

(Shall I go on? )

well... he sounds very thorough... and it sounds like you enjoyed it. so... do tell...

 

[sweetgypsy]

well... he sounds very thorough... and it sounds like you enjoyed it. so... do tell...

Apparently he wanted to "kiss my knees", but silly man never kissed my knees, he started kissing my thighs. You would think that a shoe salesman would know the difference between knees and thighs

He then proceeded to assist my every need...........even asked if I could elevate myself so he could have a better angle. He even mumbled something about liking the aroma and something about eating peaches. (?) http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/fragend/confused-smiley-013.gif

 

[mrtnmoon]

Apparently he wanted to "kiss my knees", but silly man never kissed my knees, he started kissing my thighs. You would think that a shoe salesman would know the difference between knees and thighs

He then proceeded to assist my every need...........even asked if I could elevate myself so he could have a better angle. He even mumbled something about liking the aroma and something about eating peaches. (?) http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/fragend/confused-smiley-013.gif

I'll be honest with you.. he doesn't sound like a shoe salesman at all. to me he just sounds like someone who knows something good to eat when he sees it. kinda like me.

 

[sweetgypsy]

I'll be honest with you.. he doesn't sound like a shoe salesman at all. to me he just sounds like someone who knows something good to eat when he sees it. kinda like me.

Possibily

But even though I was completely satisfied, he said "I'm sorry ma'am we have nothing in your size. But thank you for shopping with us and have a nice day."

Didn't find shoes, but boy I do like my shopping excursions!

 

[mrtnmoon]

Possibly

But even though I was completely satisfied, he said "I'm sorry ma'am we have nothing in your size. But thank you for shopping with us and have a nice day."

Didn't find shoes, but boy I do like my shopping excursions!

well, now.... there is the difference between me and him.
I think I might have something that would fit you just right.

 

[sweetgypsy]

well, now.... there is the difference between me and him.
I think I might have something that would fit you just right.

Funny..............I was thinking the same thing

 

[mrtnmoon]

Funny..............I was thinking the same thing

my heart. right?

 

[sweetgypsy]

my heart. right?

yes, your heart.......among many other things that fit so well.

But most importantly, your heart

 

[mrtnmoon]

yes, your heart.......among many other things that fit so well.

But most importantly, your heart

hmmm... *wonders*
what other things fit?

 

[sweetgypsy]

hmmm... *wonders*
what other things fit?

Oh I can think of a few things...........
I'm sure you might have an idea as to what those things are

 

[mrtnmoon]

Oh I can think of a few things...........
I'm sure you might have an idea as to what those things are

you wanna know what I really think? about that "shoe salesman", I mean?

 

[sweetgypsy]

you wanna know what I really think? about that "shoe salesman", I mean?

suuuuuure go ahead and tell me

 

[mrtnmoon]

suuuuuure go ahead and tell me

I bet he wanted to fuck you, right there in the shoe dept.

 

[sweetgypsy]

I bet he wanted to fuck you, right there in the shoe dept.

wish he would

 

[mrtnmoon]

wish he would

hmmm... maybe you should have told him that.

 

[sweetgypsy]

hmmm... maybe you should have told him that.

guess next time we meet..............I will

 

[mrtnmoon]

guess next time we meet..............I will

I know from my own personal perspective that if there's something that's gonna absolutely knock a woman's socks off... I like to be told.

 

[sweetgypsy]

I know from my own personal perspective that if there's something that's gonna absolutely knock a woman's socks off... I like to be told.

time and place baby.................TIME. AND. PLACE.

 

[mrtnmoon]

time and place baby.................TIME. AND. PLACE.

I got news for you... if I'd had the time... that would have been the place.