Our non-pc place to swear

[HottieMama]

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

i hate you....i hate you....i just FUCKING HATE YOU.





(and this has nothing to do with LC or ANYONE at Lit.)

 

[northwoods_sub]

Stupid Fucking Animal!!! When are you going to learn what is a fucking chew toy and what is not? A TENT IS NOT A CHEW TOY YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!

 

[neonflux]

FuckFuckFuckFuckFuck! H*****, Fuck you! Just when I thought you were going to give me a long reprieve, you sneak in through the back door... (I never thought in a million years anything could make me hate my body in the way that you do.) Go away. Now!

 

[minx1]

FuckFuckFuckFuckFuck! H*****, Fuck you! Just when I thought you were going to give me a long reprieve, you sneak in through the back door... (I never thought in a million years anything could make me hate my body in the way that you do.) Go away. Now!

*hugs* Neon, I hoping you're ok

 

[Life_Noir]

*sigh*
Godsdamnit.... What fucking part of" being pushy doesn't make you cute, it just makes me want to hurt you". Can't you read in my damned eyes???

 

[neonflux]

*hugs* Neon, I hoping you're ok

Oh thank you for the hug, Minx! (it's my herpes... *sigh*)

 

[minx1]

Oh thank you for the hug, Minx! (it's my herpes... *sigh*)

My pleasure Neon

Oh poor you with that rearing its ugly head. Have a friend who has it and suffers really badly when it flares up.

 

[Ebonyfire]

I wish someone tries to steal my mfing Harry Potter book today!

 

[nctoddmc]

I wish someone tries to steal my mfing Harry Potter book today!

Damn straight! I picked mine up this morning, and had to beat the masses away during breakfast..

Fucking idiots! Get your own!

 

[RJMasters]

Well fuck me sideways and call me sally! Damn fucking news releases from hell and developers who can't format them worth a shit adding 3 hours to my workload of data structure recoding for something that should take about 30 seconds. SONOFABITCH!!!

 

[Lamont Cranston]

I have counted to ten.

Now I am counting to ten again and saying

FUCK!!!!​

And I still don't feel better!!!! Damn!!!!!!!!! Damn!!!!!!!! Damn!!!!!!!

Sorry just a night for tons of bad fucking news -- don't even think that it has anything to do with Hottie...

FUCK!!!!​

Okay, NOW I'm feeling better.

 

[neonflux]

SHIT!!! SHIT!!! SHIT!!!
WHY CAN'T CFHC GET THEIR DAMN ACT TOGETHER!!!

There is a glitch in the programming on the site where we are required to submit reports, at least when it comes to using a mac version of internet explorer 5.2. According to the error message I got, it is supposed to work with Explorer 4.0 and above. According to the ********** message that came up when i tried to push
any of the buttons that would have allowed for me to work on the documents (look up, edit, print), there is a ********** programming problem on line 38. On every page, for every table.

SHIT!!! Now I have to cancel an appointment with one of my more prominent web clients since I wasn't able to finish it last night....

I am well fuckety-fucked!



(I hate using a wonderful word fuck to express my anger, but shittity-shit just doesn't have the same roll off the tongue quality!)

 

[neonflux]

fuck all of it...

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Damn whoever invented adult ADHD and saddled me with it!

 

[Mamid]

you fucking cunt. why do you think its okay for your school aged sons who are twice my son's age to beat up preschoolers? Or lie? Or steal? Or completely fucking disrespect other adults? Especially our landlady!

You fucking cunt whore. You need to get your children under control before someone decides to take then away from you. You don't deserve them you bitch. You deserve to rot in hell for threating me, the mother of the preschooler your children keep on beating up. If you fucking touch me, I'll throw a restraining order on you!

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Would it be impolite of me to point out the K in fuck is for Karma

 

[HottieMama]

Shut the fuck up! Do not pretend to be all knowing when it is obvious you know nothing. SERIOUSLY. Do not make it relatively harder on all of us just because you can't remove you head from your fucking ass and realize that you are full of fucking shit. i try to be fucking nice...Hell, i try to fucking avoid you...but when you run your stupid fucking mouth about something that is very important to me and close to my heart...i will not hesitate to tell you that you are fucking wrong...no matter what your minions say.

So seriously...Fuck you. Do us all a fucking favor, and keep your fucking trap shut for once.



*Disclaimer: The above ranting was in no way about LC.*

 

[Penalt]

Fuck fuck fuckiety fuck. teaches me to make sure I'm logged in on my computer, not him!

 

[Mamid]

who the fuck was watching the kids today? We came home and found two of our garden gnomes damaged, one I can't repair!

I bet I know who it was - those two little fucks who beat the shit out of my soon to be kindergartener! Cause they couldn't find him today, they decided to break our stuff.

What really pisses me off is that there is no other camera surveillance of this area other than towards the laundry room so I can't even prove it!

If I find out it was one of those two little fucks, their parents are going to pay!

 

[satindesire]

To the harpy who had a 50$ ticket at her daughter's restaurant birthday party and left me A DOLLAR after running me til I wanted to pass out:

FUCK YOU

I hope you realize that by stuffing your 6-year old daughter's face full of sugar and bad carbs she -will- be just as disgustingly obese as you are. If you also continue to belittle and emasculate your husband in front of her, she will grow up to be the most sickeningly man-hating trucker-hat-wearing, hairy-legged virgin the world has ever seen! And what the hell gives you the right to leave me a godamn DOLLAR?! That's not even WORTH MY TIME!

I greeted you before you were even able to sit down. You had your drinks and appetizers out in less than three. Your meal was perfect and out in less than eight minutes. I ran for your refills, your to-go boxes, extra napkins, extra plates and another fork because your son dropped his. I ran to gather as many people as I could to sing for your spoiled offspring. I pre-bussed your empty plates quickly and was VERY polite the entire meal.

And you leave me a dollar.

You and people like you are the reason I hate working in the food service industry.

 

[SubKekiLee]

MY turn

I am so PISSED at life , TWO nights in a row I was supposed to be able to see my D and cause of the choice of careers we have.. WE couldnt see one another DAMNIT to hell.. Friday night I drove all the way over to where he works and waited for 2 hours while some idiot tried to drown himself in the Elizabeth River and then got to see him for 15 minutes got some kisses and a few swats then we had plans last night and he gets shipped to the potomac. for some bull shit concert called Waterpalooza , I know why he liked that one to go check out the girlies in the bikinis and thongs and being drunk... haha Damnit to hell.. I hope tonight we get the chance to see one another.. So Im feeling blue... and down and out.. hell I was asleep by 11 last night .. FUCK I hate work!! cant I win the lottery?????

Okay back to my knees near him where I belong..

 

[Shankara20]

Would it be impolite of me to point out the K in fuck is for Karma

not at all

go right ahead.



ps - I have been returning to this post again and again and again - it is just frocking wonderful

 

[Shankara20]

JESUS-H-KEEEERIST!!!!

how fuckin head-up-you-ass can you be, you bastard?????

 

[Yang4yin]

What the fuck is wrong with the servers now?

 

[ms.read]

BOB SAGET!

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Bob Faggot (we used to watch afv and ) he was just so Queer! i hate hsi personality he portrayed!