Our Smaller Embarassing Moments

[Magic Merlin]

What the Hell?

We've got a rabbit..a trout..a kitten..and a bear.


Hmmm...??? Let's see....

The bear can have the trout...I'll throw a carrot to the rabbit......and I'll go play with this darling little kitty..


*******

That was a close one Thumper....thank god I remembered to go back and read Kitten's first post......Kitten? a short skirt and no panties....mmmmmmmmmm, thats more like it.

 

[Wizard]

hey loks like a zoo here lions and tigers and bears .......oh my..............

Here Ben , have and ice cold one........<setting beer down > ..........

 

[Silverlily]

LMAO! MM, you had me confused with the first post part. All I could think of is my "lost virginity" post that entailed a short skirt and white panties!

My, how far we've come. (or rather, the clothes we've shed)

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

White panties? *lifting head up*

 

[Magic Merlin]

LMAO! MM, you had me confused with the first post part. All I could think of is my "lost virginity" post that entailed a short skirt and white panties!

My, how far we've come. (or rather, the clothes we've shed)

We aim to confuse, ma'am....*tipping white hat to Kitten*

 

[Silverlily]

Oh my! Gotta love a man in Stetson!

 

[Magic Merlin]

Wizard, don't give any beer to the bear...

What you doin man?

Don't you know bobtoad is around here? Hell, the next thing you know, bob will be driving up in that big 18 wheeler beer truck of his, and the beer...er, the bear will be totally sloshed...

Remember what happened the last time those two drank beer together.......Oh, shit man, it weren't pretty...

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

* Beer ? Eyes lighting up*

 

[Wizard]

Hey MM, Ben is out causing trouble tonight been looking for him everwhere...........and looking for beer cans and bottles too.........

 

[Thumper]

A word of advice to ye bob!

Would really hate to see what might transpire if bob should cross paths with a nearsighted old lady in the kielbasa section.

Maybe ya oughta try just saying "Hi! My name is bob, would you care to join me for a cup of coffee?"
Be careful of how you handle this...we tend to smile at the retarded folks in our society when we think they don't know any better....

If it gets ya free groceries let me know dude...One poorly tied lace and I'll be eatin' for a month here hehehehehehe

Thanks fer the carrot MM "crunch"

Hello Ben...beer?

 

[Wizard]

Dam that Ben.............

 

[Magic Merlin]

I think the bear went looking for the beer, Wiz. I saw him hoofin it down the road towards bob's party thread.

The bear knows bob is the beerman....Hell, he is probably sneaking up on the bobdude right now...

Watch out bob, that bear is thirsty....



Hey, Thumpman, why haven't you been over to Rosie's Python thread?

 

[Thumper]

Allright allright that'll be enough of this...

Just did...now who here is in need of spanking...

 

[Wizard]

awww Dam it !!!!! he's been so moody too I haven't been giving him much beer ......I hope he don't get into it.............Hey bobtoad don't hive the Bear any more beer........

oops...sorry Thumper...............

 

[Silverlily]

now who here is in need of spanking...

Only if you promise to remember me in the morning...

 

[Magic Merlin]

Re: Allright allright that'll be enough of this...

Just did...now who here is in need of spanking...

Over there---------->

That one----------> Ben...


Good luck, Thumper...that bear is mean and nasty when he's been drinking.....

 

[Thumper]

Uh...er...I know your face...NO! lemme guess

Hey I'm old ...I will be lucky to remember what it is that I want to do with ya...
J/K
I have special pic for ya kitten...along your strong thread theme..

 

[Thumper]

Spanking beers..er bears

I leave the spanking of the bears to the Minnesota Vikings..

and bob can spank his own toad...just not in the produce section please..

I think I will just spank another beer...and maybe a Kitten or two...

 

[Bobtoad777]

Come on people this is not the party thread this is the embarasing moments thread. please take the party over to my weekend party thread.

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

* HUH?*

 

[Bobtoad777]

* HUH?*

Theres a truck load of beer over there Ben just me and ravenloft Drinking so plenty for you.

 

[Thumper]

I would bob...

but, it's really embarassing to be over there...ther is this weird guy walking around with his whang hanging outta his fly.

 

[Silverlily]

Re: Uh...er...I know your face...NO! lemme guess

I have special pic for ya kitten...along your strong thread theme..

What picture and when do I get it? impatiently tapping her foot

It isn't nice to tease. flashing white panties.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: I would bob...

but, it's really embarassing to be over there...ther is this weird guy walking around with his whang hanging outta his fly.

No hes only doing that in this thread he is fully dressed and zipped in that thread

 

[Ben - Beer Bear]

*HUH?* Wang hanging out? * scratching head*