Our Smaller Embarassing Moments

[Thumper]

Uh..Kitten...maybe no more beer for you sweetie..

*whispering*
Remember you said a little earlier you weren't wearing any panties? Now we all know...and I must say sweet thing I love the smooth look...

 

[Silverlily]

No...

I've already said earlier I'm wearing white cotton thong undies. I said when I wear a skirt with no panties, it gets breezy.

Now, if you'd like to help me shed excess clothing, I'm open to suggestions. <weg>

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: No...

I've already said earlier I'm wearing white cotton thong undies. I said when I wear a skirt with no panties, it gets breezy.

Now, if you'd like to help me shed excess clothing, I'm open to suggestions. <weg>

in the party flirt thread, I got a sterao all ready, what type of music do you wnat to strip to, or be stripped to?

 

[Siren]

Did you call my sweet Thumpie????

 

[Bobtoad777]

Re: Did you call my sweet Thumpie????

The Guy in Luscious Lioness's picture thread called
what would you do with that, am I correct?

SIREN
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~~~SO HOW BIG ARE YOU BOB? AND DONT STOP GOING TO THAT STORE YOU PROBABLY MADE A FEW PEOPLE'S DAY...~~~

No I am not the guy in the picture, though I think it would be somewhat comaptive.

Its somthing that I am not proud of or happy with but with the growth injections and then turning around and finally hitting puberty it resulted in a lentgh of 12 3/4 long and a 3 1/8 diameter not circumference. Which is an annoyance{sp?} this coming spring summer I am getting the reductions surgery, the problem is I am still trying to figure out the reasonable size to reduce it to. Its all rather depressing actually cause it has been giving me troubles medically.

PS. this is part of the reason of my ungoing virginity

 

[SimplySouthern]

A gal take a little time off and look what happens. We got bears, kittys, and rabbits cohabitating and even *gasp* breeding.

We got Bobtoad doing the flash-dance at the local supermarket.

And MM, always the gentleman in his white hat...ahhh, at least some things never change.

 

[Deborah]

Don't do it Bobtoad, don't do it!

You FINALLY, after almost 1,000 posts in less than 2 months, have said something that interests me.

And what's your name going to be when you hit 1,000 (probably today), Little Richard?

 

[Cheyenne]

Its somthing that I am not proud of or happy with but with the growth injections and then turning around and finally hitting puberty it resulted in a lentgh of 12 3/4 long and a 3 1/8 diameter not circumference

*raising eyebrow* ??? Have you considered a side career as a porn star? Would take care of that virginity problem, too.

Sounds a little too unbelievable to me, but I'll take your word for it. Unless you have pictures, of course. I'd be happy to take a look and verify for everyone else.

 

[Bliss]

More like Bobtoad: Takes a beating and keeps on bleating.

Make up your own Timex rhyme if that doesn't fit your fancy.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Don't do it Bobtoad, don't do it!

You FINALLY, after almost 1,000 posts in less than 2 months, have said something that interests me.

And what's your name going to be when you hit 1,000 (probably today), Little Richard?

Yippie I garnered the attention of Deborah, and that is supposed to make me feel special? {no that wasn't meant as sarcasm honestly}

 

[Bobtoad777]

Its somthing that I am not proud of or happy with but with the growth injections and then turning around and finally hitting puberty it resulted in a lentgh of 12 3/4 long and a 3 1/8 diameter not circumference

*raising eyebrow* ??? Have you considered a side career as a porn star? Would take care of that virginity problem, too.

Sounds a little too unbelievable to me, but I'll take your word for it. Unless you have pictures, of course. I'd be happy to take a look and verify for everyone else.

No I don't want to be a porn star, I would actually just like to have a normal Penis size, settle down with one special gal, get married and have all kinds of fun and interesting sex.

Again as I said the growth hormones have given some difficulties that would make sex in the present rather unenjoyable for me.

As for pictures I'll just ask my doctor can I have a copy of the pictures of my cock, I want to post it on a porn site.{note sarcasm there}

 

[Bobtoad777]

More like Bobtoad: Takes a beating and keeps on bleating.

Make up your own Timex rhyme if that doesn't fit your fancy.

Nice I will have to think about...there done thinking about it, sorry.

 

[Cheyenne]

Originally posted by bobtoad777

As for pictures I'll just ask my doctor can I have a copy of the pictures of my cock, I want to post it on a porn site.{note sarcasm there}

What? No amateur pics? You might be the only one here who could give Carl a run for his money for the top spot in the top 20 list!

We're teasing you, Bobtoad (only tease people we like, you know?). I understand if you have medical problems why it might me a touchy subject for you though. But if you really don't know what size you want to be, why not put it to a vote from the women of Lit to help you decide? Not many guys get to pick their size, you know.

 

[Bobtoad777]

Let the voting Begin

Alright Ladies what size woulf you like? As I ask this keep in mind what is most comforatble to handle, not something that is going to feel like reverse pregnancy.

Things to consider lentgh and width. I know women talk about being filled, but I dont want to be stuffing the special gal so that she is uncomfortable witht he sex thing. I plan on learning all kinds of special sex techniues that will fun to learn and perfect. And I have already learned so much from so many of you here.

So Ladies what size do you prefer for maximum enjoyment with out the suffering.

 

[Cheyenne]

hey, Bobtoad. This thread is getting long in the tooth and changing topics. You'd probably get a better response to the vote if you started a brand new thread.