Out On A Limerick

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Re: Re: yeaaaaaaa!

thank you sunkyssed_kym what a nice hello
I am new to this thread and already feel at home
everyone can make up ryhmes
I will myself nee more time

I'll work on it I think I must
Or my ryhmes will be on large bust

Soft speaking pup don't you fret
You'll get the knack of this lim'rickin' yet!
Relax and allow for the words to flow
B'fore ya know it, you've rhymed, don't ya know?
Joining the Ilustrious Limericking Litster set!


~kym~ illustriously illuminated

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Good Afternoon my beautiful Kym
I hope that you got to swim
its a beautiful here to- day
all the heat went away
bet its nice over the cool water you skim

thank you my sweet poetress with some rhyms
its always to read yours at the same time
mine get kind of sexually hot
making the men and women trot
and it doesnt cost a dime

sometimes those awards
are double egde swords
some get jealous and mean
when an award is seen
and its nothing but trouble oh lord!

its a long story I wont make short
its not even worth a retort
i love making people smile
because my love goes on mile after mile
but Ive been writing for a while

Differing styles is what makes this entertaining
If not, my post it would not be gaining
You're sense of fun
Is welcomed by everyone
And I for one am not complaining!

~kym~ connoiseur of fun

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

here is one I think is cool
even though I learned it in school

there was an old man from peru
who dreamt he was kissing his shoe
he woke in the night
in a terrible fright
and found he was kissing his shoe

and

there was a young fellow named hall
who fell in the spring in the the fall
would have been a sad thing
if he died in the spring
but he didn't he died in the fall

not sure if I got that one right
who knows it may have brought back a fright

 

[biggbear8]

I would never be so rude to one as lovely as EW
that thought would never cross my mind
the moonlight only enhances her beauty
and it sparkels in her hair, she is as lovely in as out
and to be with her makes you want to shout

Its always nice to have E-W around
and Id love to hear her make some sounds
maybe a groan or a moan or two
that would be very cool
making love in a pool and not drown

you are right she is beautiful inside and out
thats what its all about
her hugs and kisses
are heavens blisses
and worth a good ol yahhhoooooooo shout

 

[biggbear8]

COOKIE is a true delight
whether in the day or night
she is a lady very loving and caring
and on her sleeve her heart she is wearing
and being around her seems just so right

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

here is one I think is cool
even though I learned it in school

there was an old man from peru
who dreamt he was kissing his shoe
he woke in the night
in a terrible fright
and found he was kissing his shoe

and

there was a young fellow named hall
who fell in the spring in the the fall
would have been a sad thing
if he died in the spring
but he didn't he died in the fall

not sure if I got that one right
who knows it may have brought back a fright

Congrats upon posting those two
See? I knew you had it in you!
Now that the flow of the verse has began
you'll find you've turned into a rhyming fan
Creating verse in whatever you do!

~kym~ addicted to rhyme

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

COOKIE is a true delight
whether in the day or night
she is a lady very loving and caring
and on her sleeve her heart she is wearing
and being around her seems just so right

I hear nothing but good things about cookie
so there is no question on her heart
she sounds like a special lady with many caring thoughts
but so many of the ladies here are quite charming
especially when the sun starts shining

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

Congrats upon posting those two
See? I knew you had it in you!
Now that the flow of the verse has began
you'll find you've turned into a rhyming fan
Creating verse in whatever you do!

~kym~ addicted to rhyme

I think I need an advil
my brain starts too hurt
this rhyming can be painful
when one is new and uses parts of the brain
they never knew they had

 

[biggbear8]

Whspr a wonderful and beautiful gal
she is rather quite swell
her voice is whisper soft
it doesnt echo in the loft
and I like her quite well

with her soft sexy voice
I would rejoice
hearing her groan and moan
even on the telephone
a fantasy I hope to someday rejoice

as she cuddles she giggles
as closer to you she wiggles
laying her head on your chest
and softly her hands caress is the best
while she closer and closer she huggles

to hold her close is a dream
and so is making her scream
way into the night
and maybe to day light
as together we cream

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

COOKIE is a true delight
whether in the day or night
she is a lady very loving and caring
and on her sleeve her heart she is wearing
and being around her seems just so right

Tis true WW, what Big Bear writes
Cookie is always caring, never a fright
Her wit is quick and makes many smile
Her love stretches across the cyber mile
Helping many lonely souls feel that life is right

~kym~ frightful only to myself

 

[biggbear8]

this is what makes limericking fun
having a lot of limericking runs
a challenge or war
is never a bore
as everyone can have this much fun

 

[Whispering_Wolf57]

this ryhming can be quite fun
but I think I had better run
feeding time in this zoo
so i think I best get a cow or 2

 

[biggbear8]

Tis true WW, what Big Bear writes
Cookie is always caring, never a fright
Her wit is quick and makes many smile
Her love stretches across the cyber mile
Helping many lonely souls feel that life is right

~kym~ frightful only to myself

Kym you also have a wonderful soul
and seems to be your goal
to have fun at play
while you just relax during the day
or out on a boat fishing or out just for a troll

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I think I need an advil
my brain starts too hurt
this rhyming can be painful
when one is new and uses parts of the brain
they never knew they had

Poor Wolfie, he's an aching 'ead
I hope it doesn't put him to bed!
He needs one to massage his pain
and from his trousers try and refrain
As Wolfie's limericking, revives instead.

~kym~ refraining

 

[biggbear8]

this ryhming can be quite fun
but I think I had better run
feeding time in this zoo
so i think I best get a cow or 2

WW have a good night
and hope to see you again in day light
take it from me
cooking a cow takes a long time you see
so buy some steaks makes it easier and right

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Oh dear, oh my, such great limericking to see
Its all very entertaining to me
But I understand WW, if you must go
We don't want for dinner to be slow
Please return with more limericks for us to read.

~kym~ g'bye!

 

[biggbear8]

SUE with your eyes of green
the sparkle in the dark can be seen
on the bed Im on my back
as youstraddle me Iplay with your rack
making love to you is very keen

as you bounce up and down
and wiggling all around
you start to moan and cry
saying OHHHH MY OHHHHHH MY
my Gspot you have found

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Bear, today's limericks have been great
my thirst for rhyme has been satiate
I've chores with which now I must attend
Its been wonderful, my poetic friend
I'll be back, with that, you know I'll not hesitate!

~kym~ later gators

 

[biggbear8]

this was fun to-day
what a wonderful way to play
its always fun Kym to read your rythms
as they ring my chimes
I hope that you have a good day

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

this was fun to-day
what a wonderful way to play
its always fun Kym to read your rythms
as they ring my chimes
I hope that you have a good day

((((Bear))))

~kym~

 

[sueanninct]

I had a 5 hour meeting today
But after lunch, things started going my way
I parted from the crowd
Then screamed out loud:
THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I had a 5 hour meeting today
But after lunch, things started going my way
I parted from the crowd
Then screamed out loud:
THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!!

Yeaaaa for Sueann,

From north of the Mason/Dixon line
Her day began, far from being sublime
The day stretched out
making her want to shout
But she was victorious at quiting time.

~kym~ yeaaaaaaa

 

[angel4u2lust4]

My name is Angel

EW's triangle

I dropped by to say hi

and now its time that I must fly,

I'll be back

and I won't lose this track.

 

[biggbear8]

I had a 5 hour meeting today
But after lunch, things started going my way
I parted from the crowd
Then screamed out loud:
THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY!!!

bet your glad the days over
for dinner are you having sole from dover
meeting i hted too
they always made me blue
now that your home hope its like a four leaf clover

with a gentle hug and soft kiss
at your door waiting cause you i miss
while your away
makes for a long day
welcome home my beautiful miss

 

[biggbear8]

My name is Angel

EW's triangle

I dropped by to say hi

and now its time that I must fly,

I'll be back

and I won't lose this track.

Hello angel you pretty soul
making you feel welcome is my goal
being in E.W.'s TRIANGLE sounds neat
I hope that you come back with a rythme repeat
and you never have to fill out a poll