Out On A Limerick

[Ammo44]

Ah ha says she
Thinking of he
Its time to begin
A Literotica gym
Best of all, its free!

We'll need some to train
The BDSMers will enjoy the pain
as we all join in to get fit
We can do it, bit by bit
Litizens will never be the same!


~kym~ Bear, hope your strength is retuning

Very witty, kym...............toooooooo funny! Well done!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Very witty, kym...............toooooooo funny! Well done!

 

[biggbear8]

Ah ha says she
Thinking of he
Its time to begin
A Literotica gym
Best of all, its free!

We'll need some to train
The BDSMers will enjoy the pain
as we all join in to get fit
We can do it, bit by bit
Litizens will never be the same!


~kym~ Bear, hope your strength is retuning

Ill join the gym
as long as your my trainer kym
push me hard all day
so i wont stray
as you make me fit and trim

 

[biggbear8]

Sue caressed me long into the night
making sure it was just right
then with a quick hop
she slid on top
wiggling and bouncing withthe speed of light

horny was little sue
but she knew exactly what to do
grabbing my balls
and she took it all
ohhhhhhhhh it was a great screw


but I wasnt finished with her yet
that my friend is a sure bet
lowering my mouth to her clit
while playing with her tits
and making her very very wet

 

[biggbear8]

Kym wasnt finished in the gym yet
for ammo she had a special show where she got wet
it wasnt from the shower
it took all her power
as she fingered herself while using the shower jet

in total awe stood ammo
then all of a sudden in her he went slammo
as they withered in the spray
ammo shouted wish i could stay here all day
than his body shook and he cum bammo

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Ill join the gym
as long as your my trainer kym
push me hard all day
so i wont stray
as you make me fit and trim
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kym wasnt finished in the gym yet
for ammo she had a special show where she got wet
it wasnt from the shower
it took all her power
as she fingered herself while using the shower jet

in total awe stood ammo
then all of a sudden in her he went slammo
as they withered in the spray
ammo shouted wish i could stay here all day
than his body shook and he cum bammo

Bear a trainer I couldn't be
That intensity isn't in me
Mellow is how I'm spoken of
soft spoken as a morning dove
No spandex in my dirty laundry!

A wicked and naughty Bear
Placing all sorts of images there
making one think lustful thoughts
Reality of perceptions sought
It can happen, if one dares.

~kym~ wickedly thoughtful

 

[Ammo44]

Bear a trainer I couldn't be
That intensity isn't in me
Mellow is how I'm spoken of
soft spoken as a morning dove
No spandex in my dirty laundry!

A wicked and naughty Bear
Placing all sorts of images there
making one think lustful thoughts
Reality of perceptions sought
It can happen, if one dares.

~kym~ wickedly thoughtful

Mmmmmmmm...you don't even need to double dare me........

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Mmmmmmmm...you don't even need to double dare me........

*L* behave

~kym~

 

[Ammo44]

Kym wasnt finished in the gym yet
for ammo she had a special show where she got wet
it wasnt from the shower
it took all her power
as she fingered herself while using the shower jet

in total awe stood ammo
then all of a sudden in her he went slammo
as they withered in the spray
ammo shouted wish i could stay here all day
than his body shook and he cum bammo

God..................bammo is right......

 

[Ammo44]

*L* behave

~kym~

Smiling.........maybe......maybe not.........

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Smiling.........maybe......maybe not.........

ELOL..... ..... Stop..................

~kym~ appearing to be restrained

 

[Ammo44]

ELOL..... ..... Stop..................

~kym~ appearing to be restrained

Restrained........hmmmmmmm...that reminds me.....

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

A voice from the south calls to me
Speaking of restraints so causually
Making my mind go off in a trance
seems ages since my last sub dance
Who woulda thunk it to be?

~kym~ in a trance

 

[biggbear8]

A voice from the south calls to me
Speaking of restraints so causually
Making my mind go off in a trance
seems ages since my last sub dance
Who woulda thunk it to be?

~kym~ in a trance

I know it wasnt me
but here is my plea
can i tie you to a bed
and spank your bottom red
while I set your orgasms free

watching you wiggle
and wildly giggle
as i tickle you fro head to toe
and especially your clit you know
as you cum with a sizzle

 

[biggbear8]

Good Morning sweet Kym
hope your day is shipshape and trim
let the sun shine on you
and laying in the sun is all you have to do
so that you can tan that body so slim

 

[biggbear8]

Good Morning to all who enter this thread
and please do not dread
writing a limerick that sexy and funny
about anyone or a beautiful honey
its as easy as buttering bread

Sue a lovely lady so hot
in the shower loving she got
than slipped onto her knees
ohh boy does she ever please
with her tongue she licked my knot

 

[biggbear8]

All the ladies of lit are beautiful and hot
some are even very hot to trot
so dont try to restrain
as they form a love train
some well be the caboose and some well not

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Good Morning sweet Kym
hope your day is shipshape and trim
let the sun shine on you
and laying in the sun is all you have to do
so that you can tan that body so slim

G'day to you, my limericking mate
My day is going just great
Its housework I do today
No chance of going out to play
Tanning my bod will have to wait.


~kym~ domestic duty wench d'jour

 

[biggbear8]

Sorry there were no limericks today
because I was away
was busy as a bee
driving and getting med records you see
as I finished i was tired as hell by thw way


Kym my beautiful sun tanned friend
I hope that your day was great all the way to the end
tanning fishing or just being lazy
in the sun so hazy

 

[biggbear8]

Good morning all I miss Kym's limericking fun
she must be out having fun in the sun
now my dear dont you fear
i'll rub lotion on your rear
so you dont burn those heavenly buns


now sue must be out at the grill
cooking something up and to chill
Ill be there soon hon
when we'll have some fun
as i kiss you giving youa thrill

Sue as i kiss you deep and long
you might feel my dong
caress it if you must
but dont cause a fuss
its all your and with that wheres nothing wrong.

 

[biggbear8]

Cookie loves to lay by the pool
and make all the men drool
as she removes her top
the trunks being to pop
standing there hard in your trunks isnt cool

 

[Throckmorton]

..

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
you think of the smell
but he thought "what the hell"
"think of the money I'll save"

 

[Throckmorton]

...

There once was a widower Doyle
Who kept his wife in tin foil
He thought it would please her
To stay in the freezer
And anyway, outside, she'd spoil

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Good morning all I miss Kym's limericking fun
she must be out having fun in the sun
now my dear dont you fear
i'll rub lotion on your rear
so you dont burn those heavenly buns


now sue must be out at the grill
cooking something up and to chill
Ill be there soon hon
when we'll have some fun
as i kiss you giving youa thrill

Sue as i kiss you deep and long
you might feel my dong
caress it if you must
but dont cause a fuss
its all your and with that wheres nothing wrong.

Your words are kind
I was outa my mind
From the drink I drank
no, not on a prank
Just trying to unwind.

I've slept the day
Whist in the sun others play
My head feels better
now the weather has turned wetter
Isn't that just the way?

~kym~ *sigh* another day gone....

 

[biggbear8]

Your words are kind
I was outa my mind
From the drink I drank
no, not on a prank
Just trying to unwind.

I've slept the day
Whist in the sun others play
My head feels better
now the weather has turned wetter
Isn't that just the way?

~kym~ *sigh* another day gone....

drinking can be fun
but you have to know when your done
or the hangover gods will give you a head ache
which feels like the earth quake
and thats no fun at all hon

the sleep you needed
your bodies wishes you heeded
and the rains come your way
but indoors you can still play
just becareful of all the drinks that are needed

to me my darling Kym
your still a shining gem
your eyes night not sparkle yet
but by tonight they will Id surely bet
as the moon shines on your wet glimmering body trim