Pay by the hour

[canadianpenny]

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[IhateClowns]

Are you cheaper than those on Craigslist? This is a tough economy and I ned to get the best bang for my buck.

 

[Miles Long]

Are you cheaper than those on Craigslist? This is a tough economy and I ned to get the best bang for my buck.

That's not just an expression. He literally wants the best bang for his buck.

 

[IhateClowns]

That's not just an expression. He literally wants the best bang for his buck.

It really is. I have $1. Well actually two sets of rolled pennies. I cannot decide if I should go this route or tell my wife I need to go on Craigslist to search for garden shears when in actuality I am trolling for $1 prostitutes.

Decisions decisions.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

It really is. I have $1. Well actually two sets of rolled pennies. I cannot decide if I should go this route or tell my wife I need to go on Craigslist to search for garden shears when in actuality I am trolling for $1 prostitutes.

Decisions decisions.

Whatever route you choose.....good luck. It is such a hard decision.

 

[Angellica1612]

It really is. I have $1. Well actually two sets of rolled pennies. I cannot decide if I should go this route or tell my wife I need to go on Craigslist to search for garden shears when in actuality I am trolling for $1 prostitutes.

Decisions decisions.

Tell your wife you are searching for her birthday present, put your pennies in the bank, and switch to Lit personals...they're free!

 

[IhateClowns]

Whatever route you choose.....good luck. It is such a hard decision.

Not really. I haven't popped the Viagara yet. I just emailed 24 and looking in Craigslist. If she doesn't respond to my bukakke for $1 request then I am definitely going this route.

 

[cowslinger64]

worked with a guy that claimed to have a crack whore down in Detroit blow him for 5 bucks...said she was pretty good looking too...I said "hey, for 5 bucks, she better be!"




I'd never put my dick in a woman that would only charge 5 bucks..gotta be like 200 minimum..then I'd complain that I had to pay 200 to get laid.


What was the topic of this thread?

 

[DayMaker]

It really is. I have $1. Well actually two sets of rolled pennies. I cannot decide if I should go this route or tell my wife I need to go on Craigslist to search for garden shears when in actuality I am trolling for $1 prostitutes.

Decisions decisions.

I'll sell you a pic of Sunshine's tits for a buck.

Whatever route you choose.....good luck. It is such a hard decision.

 

[Angellica1612]

worked with a guy that claimed to have a crack whore down in Detroit blow him for 5 bucks...said she was pretty good looking too...I said "hey, for 5 bucks, she better be!"




I'd never put my dick in a woman that would only charge 5 bucks..gotta be like 200 minimum..then I'd complain that I had to pay 200 to get laid.


What was the topic of this thread?

Focus, man, focus!

 

[IhateClowns]

Tell your wife you are searching for her birthday present, put your pennies in the bank, and switch to Lit personals...they're free!

The personals on lit? I suppose I could post my own personal ad and see who comes to me instead. Interesting thought. Suppose maybe I could prostitute myself out. Make some money with the 3 incher I am sporting right now.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I'll sell you a pic of Sunshine's tits for a buck.

Pssssst.........you should sell him something he hasn't seen yet.

 

[cowslinger64]

Focus, man, focus!

I'm sorry.. I was just thinking of myself...that never happens, right?

 

[sunshinegirl05]

The personals on lit? I suppose I could post my own personal ad and see who comes to me instead. Interesting thought. Suppose maybe I could prostitute myself out. Make some money with the 3 incher I am sporting right now.

Dude...you could make more than enough to get those garden shears and then some.

 

[cowslinger64]

Pssssst.........you should sell him something he hasn't seen yet.

or something that like 200 people dont already have.

 

[Angellica1612]

The personals on lit? I suppose I could post my own personal ad and see who comes to me instead. Interesting thought. Suppose maybe I could prostitute myself out. Make some money with the 3 incher I am sporting right now.

As long as you're not wearing a clown suit, it might work.

 

[SmileyGirl]

Focus, man, focus!

Such hard (excuse the pun) descisions these guys have to make

 

[DayMaker]

Pssssst.........you should sell him something he hasn't seen yet.

Dude...you could make more than enough to get those garden shears and then some.

For a buck? Nope.

For $5 I'll show him something he hasn't seen.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

or something that like 200 people dont already have.

OH my god.

Jerkface.

 

[Angellica1612]

I'm sorry.. I was just thinking of myself...that never happens, right?

Of course not! cough, cough

Such hard (excuse the pun) descisions these guys have to make

Yeah, rough life...wiping a tear from my eye

 

[cowslinger64]

OH my god.

Jerkface.

thank you!!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

thank you!!

you're very welcome.


by the way..that's 2x today. Are you going for 3? LOL

 

[IhateClowns]

Dude...you could make more than enough to get those garden shears and then some.

Na. I don't want to be a lifer. I just want a nice set of garden shears. So if I charge a buck a lay I only need to bang for a year or so. It takes me quite a while to bounce back between gigs. The Viagara causes my heart to race and I am emitted to the hospital every time I use it.

 

[IhateClowns]

As long as you're not wearing a clown suit, it might work.

No chance. I don't like lipstick.

 

[cowslinger64]

you're very welcome.


by the way..that's 2x today. Are you going for 3? LOL

I guess its good that I didnt say the first thing i thought of...



and yes, i already noticed and counted to two.