'Peculiar Personals'

[Gringao]

4'-10" leather-boy dummy seeks ventriloquist, 6'-8" or taller. Send photo of right fist.

 

[jeforest]

4'-10" leather-boy dummy seeks ventriloquist, 6'-8" or taller. Send photo of right fist.

fist fighter iso same in potential wife. please send video resume to include blow by blow action.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Action needed

98 yr old grandmother seeking 3 or 4 boy toys to serve a toilet slaves.
References required...

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

REQUIRED!!!! Lover with a mind as well as the know how. Dumbasses need not apply.

 

[rimmy]

Apply now and you could win a date with me. I'm of average height, average weight and have a bland personality. Hurry now or your chance will be blown

 

[Gringao]

Blown away by all the dull personals? Your mechanic of lust will rock your world with his interest in diesel-powered love toys. Two stroke oil is my specialty.

 

[done_got_old]

Blown away by all the dull personals? Your mechanic of lust will rock your world with his interest in diesel-powered love toys. Two stroke oil is my specialty.

Specialty must include enjoying blow jobs in Lickadick. Female in search of breathing elderly man wishing to live his remaining years in Lickadick.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Specialty must include enjoying blow jobs in Lickadick. Female in search of breathing elderly man wishing to live his remaining years in Lickadick.

Lickadick is my name, men with erection problems are my game!

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Game players wanted....

Looking for pretty girls to have sex on my Xbox........

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Game players wanted....

Looking for pretty girls to have sex on my Xbox........

XBox in need of new hardware

 

[Eritz]

XBox in need of new hardware

Hardware required by husky female to fill I/O ports.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Hardware required by husky female to fill I/O ports.

I/O Ports ISO someone who can stimulate both mentally and physically

 

[MT_Pitcher]

I/O Ports ISO someone who can stimulate both mentally and physically

Physically male but emotionaly female
Seeks same for quilting lessons

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Physically male but emotionaly female
Seeks same for quilting lessons

Lessons in pleasure given by older female to willing males

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Lessons in pleasure given by older female to willing males

Males Once In Sexual Trouble (MOIST)
Meetin this Friday at noon

 

[Gringao]

Males Once In Sexual Trouble (MOIST)
Meetin this Friday at noon

Noon-time friend sought for liquid lunch encounters.

 

[babydoll2u]

Encounters... of the close kind... sought... please apply within

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Encounters... of the close kind... sought... please apply within

Within the confines of MOIST, there was a terrible longing

 

[Gringao]

Within the confines of MOIST, there was a terrible longing

Longing for the sting of your cat-o-nine-tails, your slave awaits. Hairbrush collection a must.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Longing for the sting of your cat-o-nine-tails, your slave awaits. Hairbrush collection a must.

Must be a domineering type of personality to bring this passion to life

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Must be a domineering type of personality to bring this passion to life

Life begins at 40.......

Looking for lap kitten with her own paddle....

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Life begins at 40.......

Looking for lap kitten with her own paddle....

Well paddle m'arse if there's not a fella out there for fun! Would this be up your alley?

 

[hogjack]

4'-10" leather-boy dummy seeks ventriloquist, 6'-8" or taller. Send photo of right fist.

The left fist will be thinking of a threesome, of course.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

The left fist will be thinking of a threesome, of course.

'couse things don't always have to be as we want, right?
Willing to expand

 

[hogjack]

'couse things don't always have to be as we want, right?
Willing to expand

I'm not even going to mention what those feet are thinkin'.

Then again, the odds of finding a 6'8" ventriloquist seem remote.