'Peculiar Personals'

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

I'm not even going to mention what those feet are thinkin'.

Then again, the odds of finding a 6'8" ventriloquist seem remote.

lmao

Remote possibilities are always taken

 

[MT_Pitcher]

lmao

Remote possibilities are always taken

Taken, Used, Abused..
Do these words excite you?
Call 1800 spa nkyu

 

[hogjack]

Taken, Used, Abused..
Do these words excite you?
Call 1800 spa nkyu

The first date should be a dandy one.

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

The first date should be a dandy one.

One date and you'll understand why I love 1800 spa nkyu! Please send you particulars

 

[Cathleen]

One date and you'll understand why I love 1800 spa nkyu! Please send you particulars

Particulars about me will not be revealed until you submit to a pyschological test followed by an audit by the IRS - do you dare?

 

[jeforest]

Particulars about me will not be revealed until you submit to a pyschological test followed by an audit by the IRS - do you dare?

dare to take a walk on the wild side and agree to have a purely sinful relationship with me sight unseen.

 

[Denae]

dare to take a walk on the wild side and agree to have a purely sinful relationship with me sight unseen.

Unseen you will remain. Visually-impaired woman looking for a man to personally test the theory that the loss of one of the five senses means those which remain become more acute.

 

[Succulent-one]

Acute libido looking for release in the arms of a non-stop warrior.

 

[MR120]

Looking for the perfect male!?....better stick with the playdough!....

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Playdough Man looking for Playdough Woman

Let's make Silly Putty together

 

[Denae]

Playdough Man looking for Playdough Woman

Let's make Silly Putty together

Together we can get Slinky.

 

[MT_Pitcher]

Together we can get Slinky.

Slinky toys and Bondage!!!
For more information write to:

Springme Loose
Madison, Wisconsin

 

[Denae]

Slinky toys and Bondage!!!
For more information write to:

Springme Loose
Madison, Wisconsin

Wisconsin winters leave me with a major case of cabin fever. Come find me in this winter wonderland and let's go outside and make dirty snow angels.

 

[rydia57]

Geektress looking for geek guy. Must be able to astound me with great conversation from Trek to Superman, and hard drives to hard cocks. Must be built for frequent sex... Klingon thighs and chest hair optional

 

[charmed1]

Optional is a word I could use for hair, teeth, or car but if you want to see this relationship flourish, Coffee is MUST have...

 

[WantonWitch]

Have cock, will travel... farmhand looking for dairymaid with large barns and a small henhouse, maids with small barns and large henhouses need not apply.

 

[charmed1]

Apply here if you are single or married, white, black, hispanic or asian, employed or jobless, gay or straight, have a vehicle or ride the city bus, have your own home or live with your mom, drink or drink excessively, athletic or full figured, hairy or bald to find the girl of your dreams.

Yours was funny, this was the best I could do at 3 AM.

 

[Spare_Change]

Costume ball comming up...looking for the perfect man to go with...must know the words to "The Lollypop Kids", be able to participate in midget tossing and bowling (I'm not making fun of anyone...please no flames). Must be under 4'10".

4'10" stud looking for 6'2" lover! When we are nose to nose, my toes are in it, and when we are toes to toes, my nose is in it. Come be my mountain to climb!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

4'10" stud looking for 6'2" lover! When we are nose to nose, my toes are in it, and when we are toes to toes, my nose is in it. Come be my mountain to climb!

Climb above the rest to meet your destiny!
single male iso female who can hang with the goats for a good time on a mountain side!

G'morning all

 

[WantonWitch]

Climb above the rest to meet your destiny!
single male iso female who can hang with the goats for a good time on a mountain side!

G'morning all

Side orders of tongue are also available on my menu, chef seeking tasty customer for house speciality testing.

Morning Kym

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Side orders of tongue are also available on my menu, chef seeking tasty customer for house speciality testing.

Morning Kym

Testing your endurance to my attentions, will find out if you're capable of meeting my expectations

Mornin' WW.

 

[musicman77]

Testing your endurance to my attentions, will find out if you're capable of meeting my expectations

Mornin' WW.

Expectations are kind of like New Years resolutions. They are fun to have at first, but in the end don't really matter.

Hi I'm new to this thread and I hope I am doing this right. Now if I need to sound like a personals ad then I guess I would say romantic New Englander in his late 30's with an addiction to women seeks fix.

 

[WantonWitch]

Expectations are kind of like New Years resolutions. They are fun to have at first, but in the end don't really matter.

Hi I'm new to this thread and I hope I am doing this right. Now if I need to sound like a personals ad then I guess I would say romantic New Englander in his late 30's with an addiction to women seeks fix.

Fix my pipework, plumber seeks mate to help with faulty pipe. Needs to be very good with hands.




Hi musicman

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Fix my pipework, plumber seeks mate to help with faulty pipe. Needs to be very good with hands.




Hi musicman

Hands with a velvet touch wanted, please reply with hand photo

Hiya MM

 

[musicman77]

Fix my pipework, plumber seeks mate to help with faulty pipe. Needs to be very good with hands.




Hi musicman

Hands are just the tools we use to show our soul. So as far as hand go mine work just fine. Now just tell me wher you would like me to start.

Hiya WW