Penis sizes.

[Tigress84]

Cool

That is so cool. And as to my pussy being loose. It's not. It's very tight. Because my b-f is out of town on business and he's 9 and 3/4 long and like 2 and a half inches wide at the base. I like his penis, but I love him.

 

[AmishPope]

Re: Cool

That is so cool. And as to my pussy being loose. It's not. It's very tight. Because my b-f is out of town on business and he's 9 and 3/4 long and like 2 and a half inches wide at the base. I like his penis, but I love him.

are pussys like silly putty??? do they just snap back into place?

 

[Tigress84]

Yes.

Pussies are like rubber bands. They snap back into place after a little while. As long as a woman, doesn't have a baby the natural way. Then, she has to tighten it up with exercising. I do that any way, so I'm always tight.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Yeah, I do. I'm obsessed with man boobs.

I'm glad you find it amusing... try to find a decent bra in 49FFF and see how funny it gets


Now about that cream...

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Cool

That is so cool. And as to my pussy being loose. It's not. It's very tight. Because my b-f is out of town on business and he's 9 and 3/4 long and like 2 and a half inches wide at the base. I like his penis, but I love him.

I didn't say your pussy was loose... i was just posing a question related to accomodating various sizes. And doing kegels while having sex is a great way to do that.

What does your bf being out of town have to do with the tightness of your pussy?

 

[Calamity Jane]

I'm glad you find it amusing... try to find a decent bra in 49FFF and see how funny it gets


Now about that cream...

Not amusing, darlin... tantalizing.

 

[Tigress84]

tattoos

Kiwi, do you do tattoos? I'm gonna get off now and and say good night for the time being. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Keep those messages coming.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Re: tattoos

Kiwi, do you do tattoos? I'm gonna get off now and and say good night for the time being. I'll see you guys tomorrow. Keep those messages coming.

I don't do them but I do wear a hell of a lot of them. I have been accused of being obsessed with them... probably a fair comment at the moment...

PM me if you want some info... I always answer my PMs...

Have fun getting off...

 

[kiwiwolf]

Not amusing, darlin... tantalizing.

You tease you... wanna help me find one in black lace... underwired with a half cup... I love having access to my nipples

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Yes.

Pussies are like rubber bands. They snap back into place after a little while. As long as a woman, doesn't have a baby the natural way. Then, she has to tighten it up with exercising. I do that any way, so I'm always tight.

As long as a woman doesn't have a baby the natural way?

How the fuck old are you? Do you think women who have given birth "the natural way" have pussies the size of a new born's head?

Tigress, you've managed to offend men who don't have monster cocks and mothers all in the same thread. You have a gift. Really.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I just woke up from a little nap and I'm a bit cranky, could you tell?

Kiwi, baby, you will never have tits like mine.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I just woke up from a little nap and I'm a bit cranky, could you tell?

Kiwi, baby, you will never have tits like mine.

*sprints in, leaps on Ruby and slaps her around the tits with his massive mamaries...*

Aha... all part of my fiendish plan to lure you back into this thread... wanna make little wolves?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Yes.

As long as a woman doesn't have a baby the natural way?

How the fuck old are you? Do you think women who have given birth "the natural way" have pussies the size of a new born's head?

Tigress, you've managed to offend men who don't have monster cocks and mothers all in the same thread. You have a gift. Really.

Ya know,I was trying not to be offended by that statement too.

I've had two nine pound babies... and i'm no less 'tight' than I've ever been. The dumbass statements people make.

 

[christophe]

After reading this thread I feel so undervalued...used...exposed....I need a hug

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

Little wolves, Kiwi? I told you that I'm done with being pregnant, labor and all that.

We can practice though.

Yeah, Cowgirl, it got my panties in a bit of a bundle, if you couldn't tell. I've had twins. Granted, they didn't come out at the exact same time, but it was over 12 pounds of baby that passed through my cunt in less than 20 minutes, and I'm so tight men enter with fear in their eyes, or something like that.

Pass the coffee.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I'm so tight men enter with fear in their eyes, or something like that.

Pass the coffee.

I know the feeling... I relish the look of fear.

I'll pass the coffee if you'll pass me a smoke. And I ain't lookin for Marlboros

 

[christophe]

Don't worry christophe. Read my post. I've sworn off monster cocks.

I just want me a nice average man.

thanks Lavy!
and remember gals it may be a monster cock, but if you dont know what to do with it ...and they are not trainable.....well you have an 8-10" plug

 

[kiwiwolf]

Little wolves, Kiwi? I told you that I'm done with being pregnant, labor and all that.

We can practice though.


Pass the coffee.

I told you honey... they took me to the vet... two hours, a pair of boltcutters, and lots of kicking and screaming later and this wolf ain't gonna sire no more cubs... ... But the practice sounds great... your face or mine?



By the way PCG is outa coffe... I already checked.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Re: Yes.

As long as a woman doesn't have a baby the natural way?

How the fuck old are you? Do you think women who have given birth "the natural way" have pussies the size of a new born's head?

Tigress, you've managed to offend men who don't have monster cocks and mothers all in the same thread. You have a gift. Really.

I'm just cutting and pasting Ruby's post.. She said it better than I ever could.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'll pass the coffee if you'll pass me a smoke. And I ain't lookin for Marlboros

After we put the kids to bed tonight, let's get drunk and smoke a joint, ok?

 

[Calamity Jane]

After we put the kids to bed tonight, let's get drunk and smoke a joint, ok?

OK!

But put yours to bed on central time, or I'll be drunk at least an hour before you.

 

[Tigress84]

Sorry.

If I've offended mothers I am truelly sorry for that. I didn't mean to offend. But even doctors know that when you squeeze out a baby for the first from your vagina, it sometimes cracks or breaks the pelvic bone. That's why doctors say to use vagina exercises and one of the reasons why doctors also say that you have to wait 6 weeks before having sex again, so that everything can return to normal and that you don't get pregnant again to soon. Every woman who's had a baby or wants to have one should now that. I am signing off now.

 

[Tigress84]

Shows

What about the 70's show. Donna and Eric. King of the Hill, Peggy and Hank. And Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Buffy and Angel and many more shows just like it.

 

[Tigress84]

Wrong one, my bad.