Penis sizes.

[sabbathstorm]

Cracks or breaks the pelvic bone? Shit I must have got off lucky

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Sorry.

If I've offended mothers I am truelly sorry for that. I didn't mean to offend. But even doctors know that when you squeeze out a baby for the first from your vagina, it sometimes cracks or breaks the pelvic bone. That's why doctors say to use vagina exercises and one of the reasons why doctors also say that you have to wait 6 weeks before having sex again, so that everything can return to normal and that you don't get pregnant again to soon. Every woman who's had a baby or wants to have one should now that. I am signing off now.

How would kegels fix a broken pelvis? And I really doubt it cracks the pelvis all that often. We're made to have babies, afterall.

The waiting 6 weeks thing (which i've never done, btw) has more to do with tearing out stitches than anything else.

 

[freakygirl]

Shit

I didn't learn this stuff in nursing school

I guess Tigress knows way more than the nursing school I graduated from

*shrugs*

Guess I'll completly resign from my old day job. It's changed alot in the last three years.

I now know absolutly nothing about the birthing process.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Small penises.

In my mind, anything under 7 is small to me.

Wow. The average prick size is 6 - 5.5 inches... You have high expectations for men, don't you?

Nope. Sorry, I'm average. I'll give a woman the sun and the moon and the stars in the sky, but if she can't see past the fact that I "only" have a six incher, she'll get less the the spit in my mouth.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Small penises.

Nope. Sorry, I'm average. I'll give a woman the sun and the moon and the stars in the sky, but if she can't see past the fact that I "only" have a six incher, she'll get less the the spit in my mouth.

It's not the spit in your mouth I was hopin for Birdie.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Re: Small penises.

It's not the spit in your mouth I was hopin for Birdie.

What ever bodily fluid you want from me, babe, I'm more then willing to give just as long as I get to taste that sweet necture betwe... er, uh, sorry, got carried away.

I've said it before: Nice guys don't finish last; it's the ladies that pass nice guys up that do.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Small penises.

What ever bodily fluid you want from me, babe, I'm more then willing to give just as long as I get to taste that sweet necture betwe... er, uh, sorry, got carried away.

I've said it before: Nice guys don't finish last; it's the ladies that pass nice guys up that do.

If all women knew that you 'nice guys' were really sex fiends in disguise, you'd be swamped.

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Small penises.

If all women knew that you 'nice guys' were really sex fiends in disguise, you'd be swamped.

So you're saying I should wear my "Pervert Inside" Pentium spoof tee shirt more often?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Small penises.

So you're saying I should wear my "Pervert Inside" Pentium spoof tee shirt more often?

zactly darlin.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Sorry.

... But even doctors know that when you squeeze out a baby for the first from your vagina, it sometimes cracks or breaks the pelvic bone. That's why doctors say to use vagina exercises ...

LMAO. This just keeps getting better and better. Where do you get your information, Tigress? I surely hope this isn't what they are teaching in the Mississippi public schools these days.

I'm not sure what the statistics are on cracked or broken pelvic bones from child birth, but I'm fairly certain it's not a common occurence, and furthermore, a broken or cracked pelvic bone wouldn't change the size of shape of your vagina.

OMG - that was just fucking hysterical.

 

[Tigress84]

Labor pains

I just had to sign on one more time tonight to see if anybody has wrote anything before I go to bed.

I read a lot of things from agriculture to things about zebras. I did read in a medical journal a long time ago that having a baby the right way, not by C-section can break or crack the pelvis. And that it is recognizable by taking the measurements of the pelvis before pregnancy and after pregnany. There is or can be an increase from half an inch to an inch. Some of you aren't reading the entire thing.

I also know that the average size of a man's penis is 5 to 6 inches. Anything else above is above average. I didn't say that I wouldn't be happy with a guy who was average. A penis is penis. It's almost like asking a guy what kind of woman he finds desirable, which would include how she looked and other things. It's just a preference for me and for some other girls that I know as well.

Another point that I would like to address is that I have never even been to Mississippi ever before in my life. And please do not say that I have been, because I will never step foot in Mississippi.

Now, I just asked a simple question in the beginning out of curiousity and I have people jumping down my throat left and right. All because I asked a question or two and said what I prefere. I do NOT jump down anyone else's throat just because they have a prefere in regarding to the opposite or same sex. And I don't want any of you to jump down my throat either. Everyone knows what they want in a significant other, and it's just an opinion. If I happen to fall in love with someone who has an average penis, it's cool. I am NOT trying to be insulting to anyone. And if someone doesn't want to answer the question they don't have to, but if you do not like what you read, then please don't respond. There will not be anymore apologies to anyone who writes in this thread. If someone writes something someone else DOESN'T LIKE, get over it.

I DID NOT POST THIS THREAD TO MAKE ANYONE FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES. IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE PEOPLE, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU. IT IS JUST AN OPINION. I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE WHO HAS GOT THEIR FEELINGS HURT FOR THE LAST TIME!!!

Thank you, to everyone that has responded and has been polite. I don't think that I will post another thread after this one for a while. I didn't like the way it some people flipped over an opinion. Good night.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Labor pains

I just had to sign on one more time tonight to see if anybody has wrote anything before I go to bed.

I read a lot of things from agriculture to things about zebras. I did read in a medical journal a long time ago that having a baby the right way, not by C-section can break or crack the pelvis. And that it is recognizable by taking the measurements of the pelvis before pregnancy and after pregnany. There is or can be an increase from half an inch to an inch. Some of you aren't reading the entire thing.

Zebras are animals.. and humans are not. How can you compare the birthing process of the two?

First off.. our pelvic bones are made to move during the birth process... I had to have c sections because my pelvic bones are fused together and do not move to accomodate a baby being born (as you put it, the right way).

Pelvic bones have nothing to do with the tightness of ones pussy.. the pelvic floor muscles do. Yes, these muscles can become stretched due to pregnancy and child birth, but being overweight, sneezing and lifting can cause it also.

if you need more info Tigress either PM me.. or search the net.

You have all your information wrong.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Labor pains

...And if someone doesn't want to answer the question they don't have to, but if you do not like what you read, then please don't respond ...

If someone writes something someone else DOESN'T LIKE, get over it.

Aren't these two thoughts in opposition of each other? We have to shut up and get over what you write (without responding), but if you don't like our opinions, you get to go off?

Seems a tad bit unfair if you ask me.

I'm sorry Tigress, but if you're going to make statements with no basis in fact, people here are going to call you on it. I suggest you get over it.

 

[Woodmiester]

Ladies !!!!!!

All this hate, my my my, now, who wants 2, 3 or maybe 4 hours of some above average tongue?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Labor pains

Pelvic bones have nothing to do with the tightness of ones pussy.. the pelvic floor muscles do. Yes, these muscles can become stretched due to pregnancy and child birth, but being overweight, sneezing and lifting can cause it also.

*putting on my brainiac cap* That would be the Pubococcygeus muscle darlin.

I guess using the logic that a larger pelvis equates to a loose pussy... those of us with breeding hips must just have gaping maws there, huh?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Ladies !!!!!!

All this hate, my my my, now, who wants 2, 3 or maybe 4 hours of some above average tongue?

I don't feel any hate in this thread. Women can debate without being bitches in your world, can't they Wood?

And yes, I could use some tongue action.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Re: Re: Labor pains

*putting on my brainiac cap* That would be the Pubococcygeus muscle darlin.

I guess using the logic that a larger pelvis equates to a loose pussy... those of us with breeding hips must just have gaping maws there, huh?

show off.. LOL

I took the "laymans" term.. I figured it was easier for her to understand.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Labor pains

show off.. LOL

No, not really. I stole it from the Doc Ollie quote in an earlier post to this thread. I'm smart enough to plagiarize, not smart enough to know these things.

 

[Woodmiester]

Re: Re: Ladies !!!!!!

I don't feel any hate in this thread. Women can debate without being bitches in your world, can't they Wood?

And yes, I could use some tongue action.

Lets change it from hate to serious debate then, hell I don't care. Words are like the size of a cock I think, size/usage doesn't matter as long as the end result is what's hoped for, and I heard once too much volcabulary can cause the skull to crack and stretch the brain, but not using it for 6 weeks will make it go back to its normal size....

Now back to the tongue, shall the lady opt for the 2, 3 or 4 hour session?

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: Ladies !!!!!!

I heard once too much volcabulary can cause the skull to crack and stretch the brain, but not using it for 6 weeks will make it go back to its normal size....

Now that was funny.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Re: Ladies !!!!!!

... I heard once too much volcabulary can cause the skull to crack and stretch the brain, but not using it for 6 weeks will make it go back to its normal size....

Fucking A! You owe me a keyboard sweetheart, because this one has wine all over it now. That was fucking hilarious!

Now back to the tongue, shall the lady opt for the 2, 3 or 4 hour session?

Hour? Not minute? I'm sorry, my mind is having a hard time comprehending this.

 

[Woodmiester]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladies !!!!!!

Fucking A! You owe me a keyboard sweetheart, because this one has wine all over it now. That was fucking hilarious!



Hour? Not minute? I'm sorry, my mind is having a hard time comprehending this.

Awwwwww, she see's my warped sense of humor

And as far as minutes, okay, 2 hours and 5 mins, 3 hours and 47 minutes...
Don't tell me you've not met a man, well even a women for that matter that tends to enjoy the pleasure of using ones tongue to the point of hearing after mulitple orgasms those words that for me can make me feel almost as good as cumming myself, "please stop, I can't take anymore"?

 

[BarberBabe]

Re: Re: Re: Ladies !!!!!!

Now back to the tongue, shall the lady opt for the 2, 3 or 4 hour session?

Oh Yeah! 3 or 4 hours will work for me

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladies !!!!!!

Awwwwww, she see's my warped sense of humor

And as far as minutes, okay, 2 hours and 5 mins, 3 hours and 47 minutes...
Don't tell me you've not meet a man, well even a women for that matter that tends to enjoy the pleasure of using ones tongue to the point of hearing after mulitple orgasms those words that for me can make me feel almost as good as cumming myself, "please stop, I can't take anymore"?

*in my best Wild Kingdom Guy voice*

I've heard that such a creature exisits... but they're elusive, and oftentimes just out of reach. It will be an amazing treat for scientists if we could catch just one.

 

[Woodmiester]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ladies !!!!!!

*in my best Wild Kingdom Guy voice*

I've heard that such a creature exisits... but they're elusive, and oftentimes just out of reach. It will be an amazing treat for scientists if we could catch just one.

I can run slow