Pet peeves

[monique1971]

When someone posts a question asking the women of Lit to chime in with their fantasies, this does not mean that every fucking male member has to respond to the first woman's post with "God, that was hot," or "Wanna chat on MSN?"

Listen you dry-humping, potato-chip-eating, living-in-your-parents'-basement fucktards, not everything requires your feedback.

There was one recent thread asking women about a topic, to which a single female responded, and then two pages of men decided it was incumbent upon them to tell her how amazing it was to read her story.

God, that was hot.

Wanna chat on MSN?

 

[Ekserb]

God, that was hot.

Wanna chat on MSN?

Your suffering will be a cautionary tale for generations to come.

 

[Guest]

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[bsbrian]

Let there be life! (in this thread)

Bumping this thread and resurrecting it for Ekserb.

 

[bellinda69]

May i add?

Just cause i post pics, they are mainly for me, not to be used as some pervert's porn. Seriously. Im more than just a pair of tits and an ass. I'm a person. Im not here to jack u off while your wife is asleep upstairs.

 

[Hello4Kitty]

People who eat really loud or with their mouth open.

 

[Ekserb]

Bumping this thread and resurrecting it for Ekserb.

How was it that I wasn't able to find it with a search? Whatever.

Now that it's back, I can't remember the monumentally important peeve that I wanted to rant about. Fuck.

 

[sexychik69]

Mine is that if you don't post pics after a few days the thread starts to die. Gosh you pervs, it's like some people don't even wanna talk anymore.

Of course that means more love to post, ebk, Coven and C.

 

[Isaac_Rayne]

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[Whisperly]

Petty, pretentious, unhappy, unsatisfied people who obsessively use this forum to vent their sexual frustration in various ugly, unappealing ways.

 

[Ekserb]

Petty, pretentious, unhappy, unsatisfied people who obsessively use this forum to vent their sexual frustration in various ugly, unappealing ways.

Hey. I'm not unhappy.

 

[monique1971]

I had a peeve and can't remember what it was about.

Maybe my peeve is getting older. That's it, I'm pissed off about mortality.

 

[sexychik69]

obnoxious over sized signature lines

Like mine, Mr. Joined in August 2008? We veterans can do whatever we want. It's in the Forum Rules.

lol

 

[sexychik69]

Oh, wait, I have a GREAT one.

Why is it that every single person on this planet takes pictures of themselves with looking UP at the camera? Not just here on Lit; like if you go on MySpace or Facebook or whatever the hell else there is out there. Just even random Yahoo! and MSN and AOL profiles and shit. Everywhere.

I have two logical and damn good reasons why:

1) It further supports the theory that mankind is honestly searching (still) for a higher power to be able to serve under.

This reason is subconscious, of course.


2) It honestly makes you look thinner and everyone is actually buying into that bullshit that you have to look skinny to be pretty or interesting.

This reason is because everyone is a fucking moron.



It's a pet peeve of mine.

 

[monique1971]

I never noticed that looking-up-at-the-camera thing, but now I'll be looking for it and stressing about it. Thanks.

 

[Isaac_Rayne]

Like mine, Mr. Joined in August 2008? We veterans can do whatever we want. It's in the Forum Rules.

lol

No not like yours, Ms. joined in June 2004 , it was in reference to those that take up 1/2 the page. Yours is nice , the glitter graphic is pretty cool.

 

[bellinda69]

I have one: ppl who don't write a damn thing on their profile, then PM me and expect me to go chat wit them on yahoo/msn,or better yet webcam with them. I know many like the annonimity of this website,but it wouldn't kill you to type a few words...

 

[Ekserb]

Oh, wait, I have a GREAT one.

Why is it that every single person on this planet takes pictures of themselves with looking UP at the camera? Not just here on Lit; like if you go on MySpace or Facebook or whatever the hell else there is out there. Just even random Yahoo! and MSN and AOL profiles and shit. Everywhere.

I have two logical and damn good reasons why:

1) It further supports the theory that mankind is honestly searching (still) for a higher power to be able to serve under.

This reason is subconscious, of course.


2) It honestly makes you look thinner and everyone is actually buying into that bullshit that you have to look skinny to be pretty or interesting.

This reason is because everyone is a fucking moron.



It's a pet peeve of mine.

The part I bolded is all you had to say.

 

[Ekserb]

I know I've posted about this one on this thread, but today's event justifies a re-post....

If you're gabbing on your cell phone (or just plain not paying attention) and you are about to drive past your exit, keep going to the next one. DO NOT stop on the interstate and weave your way across four lanes of high-speed traffic.

Mrs. Silver Jeep, I hope you die.

 

[trysail]

Bureaucrats.

Slip and fall attorneys.

Oprah.

NPR's soooo treacly and saccharine political correctness, closely followed by their near-complete ignorance of the existence of a universe beyond a radius of 6 miles from their broadcast studios.

Blowhard CEOs who are either stupid enough to think their horseshit isn't easily recognizeable as such or stupid enough to think that I'm so dumb that I don't recognize their horseshit as precisely that. Windbag CEOs and investor relations folk who, apparently, don't think I can add and subtract and that I actually read the fine print contained in the footnotes and in the proxy statements. Did I mention stock options?

Daylong EEOC training sessions where it is delicately suggested that one refrain from using the words nigger, kyke, wop, dago, spic, whore, cunt, twat, etc. I will be eternally grateful for the helpful hints that I not pinch, grab, cop a cheap feel, ogle, look at, drool, or otherwise behave in any manner that might conceivably be interpreted by a member of the opposite sex as harassment.

Billy Crystal, Adam Sandler, Jeff Goldblum, Owen Wilson.

The astonishing, incredible, complete and wholesale acceptance of the theory of anthropogenic global warming by an entire generation of "journalists" employed by the BBC, The New York Times and NPR.

Form 1040, Schedules A, B, D and Forms 1116, AMT, and the accompanying worksheets for Qualified Dividends and Capital Gain Tax, Foreign Tax Credit Computation, Foreign Tax Credit Carrybacks/Carryovers, Form 1116 Supplementary Statement along with Form 1040ES and accompanying vouchers.

The collected speeches of William Jefferson Blythe (a/k/a "Clinton"). The collected speeches of Lyndon Baines Johnson. The collected speeches of George Walker Bush. The collected speeches of Barbara Mikulski, Harry Reid, Edward Kennedy, Charles Schumer, Arlen Specter, Paul Sarbanes, Nancy Pelosi, Henry Waxman, Charles Rangel, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein, Albert Gore, Joseph Biden, Patty Murray, Hubert Humphrey, Spiro Agnew, Harry Byrd, Joe McCarthy, ...

The colossal fraud of "college" athletics.

Shall I continue?

 

[monique1971]

I don't think Trysail likes liberals.

Just a crazy guess.

I love NPR, myself. I don't know where I'd be without it.

 

[george55]

I don't think Trysail likes liberals.

Just a crazy guess.

I love NPR, myself. I don't know where I'd be without it.

love their music......

 

[goatchick1]

The part I bolded is all you had to say.

this is a pet peeve of mine....someone taking something someone else had to say and revamping it like its theirs......

 

[goatchick1]

I know I've posted about this one on this thread, but today's event justifies a re-post....

If you're gabbing on your cell phone (or just plain not paying attention) and you are about to drive past your exit, keep going to the next one. DO NOT stop on the interstate and weave your way across four lanes of high-speed traffic.

Mrs. Silver Jeep, I hope you die.

but having said the previous pet peeve, i love this one!!! i am still lmao!!!

 

[sparc101]

I too listen to NPR and I also load my iPhone with the NPR PodCasts. I especially enjoy Science Friday.

I like the fact that they are NOT as biased as many other news channels, though many call them "liberal', but mostly those people just have never listened.

I drive ALOT and listen to lots. At times I have been known to listen to Rush Lim.. and also even Mr. Savage.

I guess I am sort of well rounded.

Hi Monique, how have you been. I see your still active on LIT.. though, I am certain you know what I miss.. Hope your doing well.

I don't think Trysail likes liberals.

Just a crazy guess.

I love NPR, myself. I don't know where I'd be without it.