pink's playhouse

[jarhead1361]

playing in the playhouse tonight pink

 

[purfecthost]

monday morning joke

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said…

"If either of you fucking idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

 

[Papa-Joe]

Stopping in to say "HI" & leave Hugs & s for the Pink Lady

 

[Papa-Joe]

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said…

"If either of you fucking idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

Thanks, I loved this Story

 

[kayte]

Happy Monday {{{{{{{{{{Pink}}}}}}}}}}} Thinking about you sweetie.

 

[pink]

Stopping in to say "HI" & leave Hugs & s for the Pink Lady

ty Papa Joe. i'm a sucker for your kisses.

 

[pink]

Happy Monday {{{{{{{{{{Pink}}}}}}}}}}} Thinking about you sweetie.

ty kayte

 

[purfecthost]

hi sweetheart
how's you today?

 

[pink]

hope your sunday went well sweetie
catch you soon

Hope i catch you soon, PH.

 

[pink]

hi sweetheart
how's you today?

i'm a little under the weather today but otherwise ok.

 

[purfecthost]

i'm a little under the weather today but otherwise ok.

sorry to hear that
hope you feel better soon

 

[pink]

sorry to hear that
hope you feel better soon

These ECTs are kicking my ass.

 

[purfecthost]

These ECTs are kicking my ass.

so long as they do the job they're meant to sweetie

 

[kayte]

These ECTs are kicking my ass.

Good evening {{{{{{{{{{{Pink}}}}}}}}}}}}}

I am sure they are. You are in my thoughts and prayers sweetie.

Agreeing with Purfecthost ~ As long as they are doing the job.

 

[jarhead1361]

i got something to make you feel better.

 

[pink]

Good evening {{{{{{{{{{{Pink}}}}}}}}}}}}}

I am sure they are. You are in my thoughts and prayers sweetie.

Agreeing with Purfecthost ~ As long as they are doing the job.

((((((kayte))))))

 

[pink]

so long as they do the job they're meant to sweetie

i'll probably hang in there for one more.

 

[pink]

i got something to make you feel better.

Oh you do huh?

 

[purfecthost]

i'll probably hang in there for one more.

ok sweetheart
any plans for your day today?

 

[Papa-Joe]

Waves "HI" & throws s to "Pinky"

 

[wally2450]

Gonna call it an evening here, you sexy men. Thanks for stopping in and keeping me from being lonely.

You have inspiried me. I had been walking for fifteen minutes a day since spring, recently, I have increased that to 30-45 minutes of brisk walk. Hope you are feeling better soon!

 

[kayte]

((((((kayte))))))

Happy Hump Day {{{{{{{{{{{{Pink}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

 

[jarhead1361]

Oh you do huh?

yup and i think you want it

 

[pink]

ok sweetheart
any plans for your day today?

Just some rest and relaxation.

 

[pink]

yup and i think you want it

thanks for stoppping in.