Please be kind...

[StarStorm]

Well.....no I was cleaning my email out....I have over 200 more to either delete or save somewhere else.....

Heh. Sounds like my GMail account, but mostly I clean out Lit notifications. Ehehe...

Very nice pics, as well... would love to undress you.... *winks*

 

[george55]

I'm smiling..................ty

 

[Beam_of_lite]

Hey Cats...you never told me this was Comedy Central Thanks for the early morning laughs and smiles

 

[Erotica_Writings]

love you bumps

 

[cal69]

and a few more...

red & blue.....kinda reminds me of wonder woman

 

[Victoria_2001_02769]

*LMAO!* LOVE these Darlin' Sis... thank you so much for sharing!!

{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}​

SOMEone had a very busy morning!

 

[NudeOyster]

and a few more...

Love the New Pix Darlin' Cats..and YOU call Me a tease..Wooohooooo

 

[george55]

I'm sure a soothing hottub would feel good after putting in the J O B....why of course it's clothing optional....you don't....let's just make a new rule....clothing is not optional!

 

[Galene]

GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER:
1. Sag, you're It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2 You have to write post-it notes with your kids' names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.

OLD IS WHEN:
1 Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today.
4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
5. An all-nighter means not getting up to pee!


Thoughts for the weekend:
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!



When I was young we used to go

"skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."


Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed

up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl-Alt-Delete'

and start all over?



Stress is when you wake up screaming and

then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.



My husband says I never listen to him.

At least I think that's what he said.



Just remember...

if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.


But Most Of All, Remember !
A Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive, Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

Ohhh, this is great!! Thanks, Cats

How about some kid humor?

Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. If you know the
Bible, even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a Catholic
elementary school. Kids were asked questions about the Old and New Testaments.
The following statements about the Bible were written by children.
They have not been retouched or corrected (i.e. incorrect spelling has been left in).

1. In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating
the world, so he took the Sabbath off.

2. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was
called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark, which the animals come on to
in pears.

3. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

4. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had
trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.

5. Samson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a Jezebel
like Delilah.

6. Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

7. Moses led the hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made
unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

8. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses
went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.

9. The first commandment was when Eve told adam to eat the apple.

10. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

11. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led
the hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

12. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son
to stand still and he obeyed him.

13. David was a hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought
with the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical
times.

14. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

15. When Mary heard that she was the mother of Jesus, she sang
the Magna Carta.

16. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found
Jesus in the manager.

17. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

18. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.

19. Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others
before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by
sweat alone.

20. It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get
the tombstone off the entrance.

21. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.

22. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

23. One of the oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.

24. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is;
another name for marriage.

25. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.







.

 

[george55]

Morning Cats! The pumpkin got a taste of the dew this fall day...how goes it?

 

[Erotica_Writings]

*Searching the house high and low for Halloween candy*. hmph where did she hide it on me this year? * scratches head and returns to searching*

 

[emily123]

splendid pic collection

 

[catsr2wild]

*giggles uncontrollably*....thanks for the laughs this morning Cats

You are quite welcome....

 

[catsr2wild]

Heh. Sounds like my GMail account, but mostly I clean out Lit notifications. Ehehe...

Very nice pics, as well... would love to undress you.... *winks*

You may....and thank you

 

[catsr2wild]

I'm smiling..................ty

My pleasure....

 

[catsr2wild]

Hey Cats...you never told me this was Comedy Central Thanks for the early morning laughs and smiles

I just felt the need and figuired we could all use a good one or 2 or more.....

 

[catsr2wild]

love you bumps

Love you too....

 

[catsr2wild]

red & blue.....kinda reminds me of wonder woman

Cal wake up hon....Wonder Woman did not have such wide hips...it would have thrown her ability to fly way off....but thank you sweetness

 

[catsr2wild]

*LMAO!* LOVE these Darlin' Sis... thank you so much for sharing!!

{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}​

SOMEone had a very busy morning!

Well you always share some great ones Torie so... I'm glad you enjoyed though, no spews though....hmmmmmm...guess I need to try harder

 

[catsr2wild]

Love the New Pix Darlin' Cats..and YOU call Me a tease..Wooohooooo

Moi... a tease....*grins* you better believe it baby and yes you are too... ..

 

[BigDonGStone]

Howdy and Hi. Long time no see!!

 

[george55]

I just felt the need and figuired we could all use a good one or 2 or more.....

Bless you sweety

 

[catsr2wild]

I'm sure a soothing hottub would feel good after putting in the J O B....why of course it's clothing optional....you don't....let's just make a new rule....clothing is not optional!

George my dear, now why on earth would I want to wear clothes? Of course you would be in the hot tub as well so definitely no clothes....

 

[catsr2wild]

Howdy and Hi. Long time no see!!

I've been around baby and its good to see you back...everything is good I hope....ready to take on the Lit ladies again?

 

[catsr2wild]

Bless you sweety

You are such a sweet man George....