o_so_wet
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Pictures first please....then maybe I'll consider fucking you (if Broke will allow it but I rather doubt it....which is what I'm banking on anyway). But please....no weddings !
Please... Please.... I'm begging you
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Pictures first please....then maybe I'll consider fucking you (if Broke will allow it but I rather doubt it....which is what I'm banking on anyway). But please....no weddings !
WboroBaptM0134
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WRONG! Why would God design a place for expelling shit and expect a person to go there. It has no purpose or function.
justuandmekiddo
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oooh oooh...me next!
See I have a husband...he just aint mine...
you are a sinner....lol
RoyceConnors
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And look at all the fuck-ups he's made. You're just one of a long list of his disappointments.
In all honesty, I truly wish God was a woman. We wouldn't have half the shit we have to deal with because of asshats like you. I bet you still think you're better than a woman, don't you?
Do you believe that Baptists are better than every other Christian faith? they don't have it right? Only you know the truth and the light?
Ever wonder why they call it Mother Earth? Ever read up about life before Christianity and seen how little strife and trouble was present then? Nature was the most drama people had to face then. You fucktards start religion and thew whole thing goes to shit.
In your honour Rev, I'm buying a few dozen bibles and burning them. It's just filled with sin from cover to cover and I can't repent my sins and be a good Baptist if I have any sin involved.
WboroBaptM0134
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oooh oooh...me next!
See I have a husband...he just aint mine...
I think the two of you are in need of reform camp for young women. Then you'd be great wives to your man!
janeyl
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Why would "he" make it feel so fucking good then?
janeyl
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RoyceConnors
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Ever hear of a two-way street?
janeyl
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Oh darling-I'm not young in slightest...
and how exactly would this work? What would the regime be exactly?
What would you "proscribe"?
RoyceConnors
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You mean I can have more than one wife? Fuck, you're not Baptist you fucking liar, you're a MORMON!!!!! Holy Brigham Young Batman
o_so_wet
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O YES PLEASE !!!
But only if Janeyl can cum and Broke too.....I want Broke there. Also, I think Royce should cum along and some of Janeyl's friends...maybe one will be interested in you.
It is a SEX camp you're talking about .... isn't it ??
justuandmekiddo
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Save me?
I am good at saving people. A whole lot nicer about it too...lol
WboroBaptM0134
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Do you really feel good having things shoved up your ass? Or are you just trying to please your male counterpart... like faking an orgasm and so forth? I know we live in the age of multifunction devices but an ass is really just for one thing.
o_so_wet
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WboroBaptM0134
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Girl what I'm talking about is some serious bible study!! And I mean business when I'm talking about GOD!!
o_so_wet
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HAHAHAHAHA..
O...NOW THAT WAS RICH
O, thank you for that laugh...it really is the best medicine
janeyl
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Oh fuck me yes-it feels so good...it makes the skin on my spine tingle and waves of pleasure overwhelming rational thought...and I never fake
perhaps that's just your experience...women faking it for you...
RoyceConnors
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I'd love to go OSW. I'm as straight as they come, but I'd do his ass just to let him know what he's been missing.
o_so_wet
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WboroBaptM0134
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Go ahead, burn them... Burn yourself while your at it. Why do things for no reason? At the end of life it'll seem obvious to lead a chaste life, but then may be late. I don't think I know best, but as a community, yes, we know best because we know the TRUTH!! Things went to 'shit' not because of us but in spite of!
ElegantlyElle
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Both. I like it. My fiance likes it. Really, does it hurt you if I enjoy having my ass fucked weekly? Or more often depending on the time of month.
ETA: Sorry it took so long to reply. I was showering with Neptune, my shower head.
RoyceConnors
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Is that the bible that vibrates? Or the one that has a hidden 8" dildo inside?
o_so_wet
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I'd love to go OSW. I'm as straight as they come, but I'd do his ass just to let him know what he's been missing.
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I'll get the mini-van. Preacher you provide the driving directions and Janeyl maybe you wouldn't mind bringing the lube ???
WboroBaptM0134
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Nope doesn't hurt me, but gee whiz.. God and all must be a bit mystified... maybe you convinced yourself you liked it. How bout try it the other way round and start eating excrement?! Maybe you'd like that too?
NeonSubtlety
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You remind me much more of your everyday baptist than of the westborough baptists I've seen on television (I've never actually met one). You're not hateful, just judgmental. That's nit nearly as offensive to me.
If you're a more accurate representation of your religious congregation, those other, televised members are doing you an injustice.
If you're a more accurate representation of your religious congregation, those other, televised members are doing you an injustice.
