Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[janeyl]

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I'll get the mini-van. Preacher you provide the driving directions and Janeyl maybe you wouldn't mind bringing the lube ???

Liquid silk? I only got the good stuff

 

[ElegantlyElle]

Nope doesn't hurt me, but gee whiz.. God and all must be a bit mystified... maybe you convinced yourself you liked it. How bout try it the other way round and start eating excrement?! Maybe you'd like that too?

I've only had sex with my fiance, but the first time he fucked my ass I thought I was going to pass out from pleasure.

And I have sucked his fingers after they've been in my ass. I also clean his fingers and cock after they've been in my cunt.

And God doesn't really care. He gave us sex to enjoy. And enjoy it I will.

 

[Husker1987]

Cant


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Away

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

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I'll get the mini-van. Preacher you provide the driving directions and Janeyl maybe you wouldn't mind bringing the lube ???

Honey I'm assuming you've never had sex before and are just 'discovering' your sexuality. If thats so, a priest is the best person to talk to to set you on the righteous path. I can only encourage!!

 

[Mrtenant]

want fries with that?

 

[o_so_wet]

Liquid silk? I only got the good stuff

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Better brings lots tho....I think the preacher's little hole is as tight as they cum It should make for some good fun for some willing young man

 

[RoyceConnors]

Go ahead, burn them... Burn yourself while your at it. Why do things for no reason? At the end of life it'll seem obvious to lead a chaste life, but then may be late. I don't think I know best, but as a community, yes, we know best because we know the TRUTH!! Things went to 'shit' not because of us but in spite of!

Truth? Who's truth? Yours? who fucking made you the be all, end all? I am so letting my Muslim friends see this and have them come down to your racist, bigotted, homophobic little shack and surround it.
They'll get their fucking horns out and level it to the ground. By the time they're done, you'll be begging for a Gay to come and defend your sorry ass from them. He'll be the one in the army uniform you put so much faith in when your sorry as shit ass gets in trouble.

Knowing you and your kind, once he has saved you, you'll openly despise him and damn his ass to hell.

 

[ElegantlyElle]

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Away

Join the club. This thread is an addiction. I got off and everything, then had to come back and keep reading.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I've only had sex with my fiance, but the first time he fucked my ass I thought I was going to pass out from pleasure.

And I have sucked his fingers after they've been in my ass. I also clean his fingers and cock after they've been in my cunt.

And God doesn't really care. He gave us sex to enjoy. And enjoy it I will.

No God designed you a certain way. Does a computer engineer imagine that people would use his device for pleasure? Of course not, but Satan convinced them otherwise?

 

[o_so_wet]

Honey I'm assuming you've never had sex before and are just 'discovering' your sexuality. If thats so, a priest is the best person to talk to to set you on the righteous path. I can only encourage!!

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YOU WANT ME TO FUCK A PRIEST ????

 

[Mrtenant]

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YOU WANT ME TO FUCK A PRIEST ????

Can I watch?...I can dress up like one and hide in a confessional for you?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

A+ trolling

 

[o_so_wet]

Can I watch?...I can dress up like one and hide in a confessional for you?

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Why hide ? It sounds like the preacher is setting up a very nice orgy sex camp for us.

 

[ElegantlyElle]

No God designed you a certain way. Does a computer engineer imagine that people would use his device for pleasure? Of course not, but Satan convinced them otherwise?

The internet was created with porn in mind. I don't think I can fit a computer. I can't even fit a fist. We've tried, but I'm just fine with four fingers.

 

[EllaPure]

Cant


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Away

Right?

 

[BluKitten]

Please, please, my sides are hurting from laughing so hard!

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Can I watch?...I can dress up like one and hide in a confessional for you?

Honeybun, A priest is the best person to scare the "Fuck" right on out of you. Just like an excorcism. In fact thats what we'll do if necessary!

 

[RoyceConnors]

Nope doesn't hurt me, but gee whiz.. God and all must be a bit mystified... maybe you convinced yourself you liked it. How bout try it the other way round and start eating excrement?! Maybe you'd like that too?

Now you're promoting Scat eating? What a hypocrite.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Please, please, my sides are hurting from laughing so hard!

come here ...let me rub them for you...lol

 

[EllaPure]

Honey I'm assuming you've never had sex before and are just 'discovering' your sexuality. If thats so, a priest is the best person to talk to to set you on the righteous path. I can only encourage!!

Wait...what are you encouraging?

 

[ElegantlyElle]

Mom, you can tell me...Did you figure out the internet and then get all guilty for liking porn?

 

[o_so_wet]

Honeybun, A priest is the best person to scare the "Fuck" right on out of you. Just like an excorcism. In fact thats what we'll do if necessary!

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Ewww... It sounds like I nice tying up will be needed....YES PLEASE.... Will you be poking me with anything ???

 

[RoyceConnors]

No God designed you a certain way. Does a computer engineer imagine that people would use his device for pleasure? Of course not, but Satan convinced them otherwise?

Ever wonder what those computer engineers do all day? The best sex toys start with them.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

The internet was created with porn in mind. I don't think I can fit a computer. I can't even fit a fist. We've tried, but I'm just fine with four fingers.

Wow, I'd say that was ... scatalogically spurious

 

[RoyceConnors]

Exorcism? In the immortal words of Megan, "Your mother sucks cocks in hell." *spins head 360deg and smiles*