Please... Please.... I'm begging you

(otherwise known as, why boring technocrats like me don't get invited to parties)



Where was Lot "King"?




correct me again, but is not Sodom linked with sulphur not sodium?

Ahh you got me, sorry I was mixing up the arthurian legend, King LOt. Yeah Lot wasn't the King of Sodom that would be Bera. Anyway its there you can go see it!
 
No, Jesus didn't marry. Marriage wasn't developed yet. Women were considered chattels, so they needed a contract, instead of branding them to show ownership. Sin, sin, sin, it's all we ever do.

What was God thinking? Making us like this and allowing us to sin so much, just so he could be selective and pick and chose who got to play at his house.

Tell you what Rev, give us your interpretation of what love is. Unconditional love please. I want to know how you can preach what you're spouting off to us and still say you are acting in the name of God.

This is unconditional love... I can turn to 'O SO Wet' there and say come to our church and be healed even after she proscribed a course of gangrape by a bunch of homosexuals!
 
This is unconditional love... I can turn to 'O SO Wet' there and say come to our church and be healed even after she proscribed a course of gangrape by a bunch of homosexuals!

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Awww...you LOVE me :) Now cum over and give me a big french kiss :D
 
This is unconditional love... I can turn to 'O SO Wet' there and say come to our church and be healed even after she proscribed a course of gangrape by a bunch of homosexuals!

She proscribed it?

And I thought she was recommending it...;)
 
Sure, it's been a great waste of time!!!!:D Nothing on my desk to do, so I'm killing time till the clock says "SIN TIME" and I get to some good sinning. :devil:

ah, understood. if it's still work time then that's entirely acceptable ;)

it's tem to seven in the pee em here, so ... that'd be kinda sad, eh? to be in here when it's personal time ... erm ... personal time? i didn't mean personal time as in personal time.

although, actually, now i've raised - no pun the subject, i might go for a wank.
 
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Hey there Janeyl :)

Wanna help me hold the preacher down while the homosexuals gang rape him ?? HAHAHAHAHAAAAA :devil:

Darling-none of the ones I know would touch him...:D;)

Now I wouldn't mind watching them do each other though...:devil:
 
This is unconditional love... I can turn to 'O SO Wet' there and say come to our church and be healed even after she proscribed a course of gangrape by a bunch of homosexuals!

That's it? You suck big time. So you can't show love to your fellow man if he's Gay? Despise him, scorn him, damn him to hell is your approach to unconditional love? Some pages been torn out of your "good book"?

I am so going to WBC and having a HUGE group of us have an orgy on the front lawn. I can't wait till those unused pussies your females have, get a taste of fun and convert your ass over. You'll be blessing vibrators on Sunday!!!
 
I can't help myself. I keep coming back. By far the most entertaining thing I've read today.
 
go fuck yourself, you cunt.

there, does that answer your dogshit question?

Ah I see we have yet some work to do on you. But I'm confident I can make even someone like you see the light.... Hey I'm on a roll!!! Already 5 people from the Literotica forums have PMed me about how they want to start thinking more seriously about life choices!! YEAH!! 5 more for Jesus. I'm holding out for you buddy!!!
 
ah, understood. if it's still work time then that's entirely acceptable ;)

it's tem to seven in the pee em here, so ... that'd be kinda sad, eh? to be in here when it's personal time ... erm ... personal time? i didn't mean personal time as in personal time.

although, actually, now i've raised - no pun the subject, i might go for a wank.

It would be a sad thing to waste good time on this. By all means, get to wanking and enjoy :D
Don't forget to praise the Lord when you blow your load for him. ;)
 
Ah I see we have yet some work to do on you. But I'm confident I can make even someone like you see the light.... Hey I'm on a roll!!! Already 5 people from the Literotica forums have PMed me about how they want to start thinking more seriously about life choices!! YEAH!! 5 more for Jesus. I'm holding out for you buddy!!!

you keep holding it; you may have to wait for eternity.

c'mon, you're an alt - an obvious wind-up attempt, a petty piss-poor one too.

so sad. i pity you.

now, i'm outta here.

... and you're still a cunt.

byeeeeeeeee.
 
That's it? You suck big time. So you can't show love to your fellow man if he's Gay? Despise him, scorn him, damn him to hell is your approach to unconditional love? Some pages been torn out of your "good book"?

I am so going to WBC and having a HUGE group of us have an orgy on the front lawn. I can't wait till those unused pussies your females have, get a taste of fun and convert your ass over. You'll be blessing vibrators on Sunday!!!

To be 'Gay' is the same as consorting with animals. Perverse. It says so clearly and if God had wanted Gay men, he wouldn't have bothered with woman!! right?
 
Ah I see we have yet some work to do on you. But I'm confident I can make even someone like you see the light.... Hey I'm on a roll!!! Already 5 people from the Literotica forums have PMed me about how they want to start thinking more seriously about life choices!! YEAH!! 5 more for Jesus. I'm holding out for you buddy!!!

What an ass. He doesn't know it's the same person in different ALTs. I bet their choice doesn't include you in it. No self-respecting Litster would damn themselves to such a misery.
 
To be 'Gay' is the same as consorting with animals. Perverse. It says so clearly and if God had wanted Gay men, he wouldn't have bothered with woman!! right?

Well um no, not exactly...I'd say the uterus is pretty key to procreation and perpetuation of the species...
 
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