Please... Please.... I'm begging you

What dark secrets? I've been pretty open about what I like. Even my fiance knows what I like. He even knows my fantasy about six women. Great! Now you've made me horny and I can't stop thinking about it.

Damn you to hell!

Oh, wait. Hell doesn't exist.

Damn you to a life of loneliness!

Oh, wait. You already are.

Best post here...:D
 
What we want to know is what our young ones are exposed to. Then we can create counter material.

What might that be? Tell them all the myths and horrors of masturbation and pre-marital sex? Tell them anything other than doing it the way you tell them to, will have their souls damned?

"No sex, no drugs, no debauchery, not a single luxury. Like Rev the Baptist preaches, it's as primitive as can be. So join us here each week my friends, you're sure to get a smile, with Rev Gilligan, the Skipper too, the Millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the Professor and MaryAnn, here on Damnation Isle."
 
What might that be? Tell them all the myths and horrors of masturbation and pre-marital sex? Tell them anything other than doing it the way you tell them to, will have their souls damned?

"No sex, no drugs, no debauchery, not a single luxury. Like Rev the Baptist preaches, it's as primitive as can be. So join us here each week my friends, you're sure to get a smile, with Rev Gilligan, the Skipper too, the Millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the Professor and MaryAnn, here on Damnation Isle."

Sex is perfectly fine and natural, its the unnatural stuff going on here thats the problem
 
And now I'm bored... off to get pissed and fucked in the arse...
 
"Let's talk about sex baby/ Let's talk about you and me..."

That's all I could remember from that song.
 
Hey JAKE....yea its you, don't think I don't recognize your snivelling style.

When are you gonna get tired of getting whipped on?

can you say MASOCHISTIC?

geez what an ass.
 
And now I'm bored... off to get pissed and fucked in the arse...

I beg you... don't do it, just say NO! When your in the bar say No and keep on saying it unti l Mr. Yes comes along, then you can sy.... Yes. By the way mr yes starts with a J
 
Sex is perfectly fine and natural, its the unnatural stuff going on here thats the problem

What's unnatural? I find everything here natural. Not one artificial preservative or additive in sight. All organic. I bet you're against animals having sex in public too. Do you beat your dogs and cats for doing it? Cover up their genitals because they are offensive?

You are one sick puppy Rev. sorry to say. You think boasting about several so-called "converts" makes this some kind of success story? I wonder how many have left your congregation, because they stopped being disillusional and realized what a farce you and your church is. Stick to Westboro where they raise their young in ignorance and leave the rest of the world alone.

I happen to think we can figure things out, without you coming in and stirring in a bucket of shit into the mix. As far as I can see, you preach hate, misery, ignorance, racism, self-denial, bigotry, and the list keeps going.

Lies my Reverand told me. Gonna make a helluva a movie, isn't it.
 
What's unnatural? I find everything here natural. Not one artificial preservative or additive in sight. All organic. I bet you're against animals having sex in public too. Do you beat your dogs and cats for doing it? Cover up their genitals because they are offensive?

You are one sick puppy Rev. sorry to say. You think boasting about several so-called "converts" makes this some kind of success story? I wonder how many have left your congregation, because they stopped being disillusional and realized what a farce you and your church is. Stick to Westboro where they raise their young in ignorance and leave the rest of the world alone.

I happen to think we can figure things out, without you coming in and stirring in a bucket of shit into the mix. As far as I can see, you preach hate, misery, ignorance, racism, self-denial, bigotry, and the list keeps going.

Lies my Reverand told me. Gonna make a helluva a movie, isn't it.
I think your'e about as confused as a dude thats just been barn-tumbled in South Missouri.
 
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