Please... Please.... I'm begging you

Oh dear, sounds to me like this guy's halo is falling off his head. :rolleyes:

The small head that is.
 
Oh its just something that happens in Missouri, nothing you need to worry about Yag.

Name calling too, the list just keeps getting longer. Wish to add anything else to it? Is barn tumbling what you call gay sex? or animal sex? Proverbial tumble with the farmer's daughter?
 
I'm lost. Are we talking about sex in barn being unnatural? Or gymnastics in a barn being unnatural? Now, having sex on an animal might be unnatural. And just a little bit dangerous.
 
Oh hey youre back, Been thinking about religion? Gods been thinking about you!

Of course I'm back, in fact, I never left. I was actually thinking about you. Knowing that you are no saint mister. If you were, you would not even be in here to begin with. You'd be out there, preaching and doing real work. I know that you created this thread for one thing, that is to read back on all of the posts in here later when it's Wanking O'clock.
 
Ok folks just want to post some thought s about overcoming pornography. How can you overcome the temptation to look at porn? First you have to have Christ Jesus living in your heart. You can ask Him to forgive you, and invite Him to come into your heart right now. Just pray and He will hear and answer your prayer. Then start reading your Bible everyday. You will need to go to church and pray and live for God.

When temptation comes, and it will come often, do what Jesus did when He was tempted by Satan, use the sword of the spirit, the Word of God! 1 John 4:4 says, "You are of God, little children, and have overcome them, because He who is in you is greater than he who is in the world."

Maybe you feel your sin is too great and God cannot forgive you. Look at what King David did, the story is found in 2 Samuel 11: 2 "Then it happened one evening that David arose from his bed and walked on the roof of the king's house. And from the roof he saw a woman bathing, and the woman was very beautiful to behold. So David sent and inquired about the woman. And someone said, ‘Is this not Bathsheba, the daughter of Eliam, the wife of Uriah the Hittite?' Then David sent messengers, and took her; and she came to him, and he lay with her…."

You may know the rest of the story, but she became pregnant and David had her husband killed. I don't think a person could get much worse than this. But this is not the end of the story. David repented, and God forgave him. You can see David's prayer of repentance in Psalm 51:1ff "Have mercy upon me, O God, according to Your loving-kindness; according to the multitude of Your tender mercies, blot out my transgressions. Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin."

It is a beautiful prayer, and one that you might pray. You may be saying, "But I have been involved in things God could never forgive." Consider 1 Corinthians 6: 9-11, which says, "Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God."

You may be thinking, "see God says I am not going to heaven," but wait read the next verse: "And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God." If you truly repent of your sin and turn from it, God can, and will forgive you of that sin. He will save you, and make you a child of His.

Will you ever sin again? No doubt, but that is why 1 John 1: 9 is in the Bible: "If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."

What would you feel like if Jesus were to visit you in person while you were looking at porn? Jesus is looking at us all the time whether we know it or not. We want to be ready for His return and not ashamed when He comes for us. Now, go and live for God! AMen
 
Of course I'm back, in fact, I never left. I was actually thinking about you. Knowing that you are no saint mister. If you were, you would not even be in here to begin with. You'd be out there, preaching and doing real work. I know that you created this thread for one thing, that is to read back on all of the posts in here later when it's Wanking O'clock.

sigh... I know I'm no saint.. but I'm trying real hard.
 
Ok folks just want to post some thought s about overcoming pornography. How can you overcome the temptation to look at porn? First you have to have Christ Jesus living in your heart. You can ask Him to forgive you, and invite Him to come into your heart right now. Just pray and He will hear and answer your prayer. Then start reading your Bible everyday. You will need to go to church and pray and live for God.

When temptation comes, and it will come often, do what Jesus did when He was tempted by Satan, use the sword of the spirit, the Word of God! 1 John 4:4 says, "You are of God, little children, and have overcome them, because He who is in you is greater than he who is in the world."

Maybe you feel your sin is too great and God cannot forgive you. Look at what King David did, the story is found in 2 Samuel 11: 2 "Then it happened one evening that David arose from his bed and walked on the roof of the king's house. And from the roof he saw a woman bathing, and the woman was very beautiful to behold. So David sent and inquired about the woman. And someone said, ‘Is this not Bathsheba, the daughter of Eliam, the wife of Uriah the Hittite?' Then David sent messengers, and took her; and she came to him, and he lay with her…."

You may know the rest of the story, but she became pregnant and David had her husband killed. I don't think a person could get much worse than this. But this is not the end of the story. David repented, and God forgave him. You can see David's prayer of repentance in Psalm 51:1ff "Have mercy upon me, O God, according to Your loving-kindness; according to the multitude of Your tender mercies, blot out my transgressions. Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin."

It is a beautiful prayer, and one that you might pray. You may be saying, "But I have been involved in things God could never forgive." Consider 1 Corinthians 6: 9-11, which says, "Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God."

You may be thinking, "see God says I am not going to heaven," but wait read the next verse: "And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God." If you truly repent of your sin and turn from it, God can, and will forgive you of that sin. He will save you, and make you a child of His.

Will you ever sin again? No doubt, but that is why 1 John 1: 9 is in the Bible: "If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."

What would you feel like if Jesus were to visit you in person while you were looking at porn? Jesus is looking at us all the time whether we know it or not. We want to be ready for His return and not ashamed when He comes for us. Now, go and live for God! AMen

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Ok folks just want to post some thought s about overcoming pornography. How can you overcome the temptation to look at porn? First you have to have Christ Jesus living in your heart. You can ask Him to forgive you, and invite Him to come into your heart right now. Just pray and He will hear and answer your prayer. Then start reading your Bible everyday. You will need to go to church and pray and live for God.

When temptation comes, and it will come often, do what Jesus did when He was tempted by Satan, use the sword of the spirit, the Word of God! 1 John 4:4 says, "You are of God, little children, and have overcome them, because He who is in you is greater than he who is in the world."

Maybe you feel your sin is too great and God cannot forgive you. Look at what King David did, the story is found in 2 Samuel 11: 2 "Then it happened one evening that David arose from his bed and walked on the roof of the king's house. And from the roof he saw a woman bathing, and the woman was very beautiful to behold. So David sent and inquired about the woman. And someone said, ‘Is this not Bathsheba, the daughter of Eliam, the wife of Uriah the Hittite?' Then David sent messengers, and took her; and she came to him, and he lay with her…."

You may know the rest of the story, but she became pregnant and David had her husband killed. I don't think a person could get much worse than this. But this is not the end of the story. David repented, and God forgave him. You can see David's prayer of repentance in Psalm 51:1ff "Have mercy upon me, O God, according to Your loving-kindness; according to the multitude of Your tender mercies, blot out my transgressions. Wash me thoroughly from my iniquity, and cleanse me from my sin."

It is a beautiful prayer, and one that you might pray. You may be saying, "But I have been involved in things God could never forgive." Consider 1 Corinthians 6: 9-11, which says, "Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor homosexuals, nor sodomites, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God."

You may be thinking, "see God says I am not going to heaven," but wait read the next verse: "And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God." If you truly repent of your sin and turn from it, God can, and will forgive you of that sin. He will save you, and make you a child of His.

Will you ever sin again? No doubt, but that is why 1 John 1: 9 is in the Bible: "If we confess our sins, He is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness."

What would you feel like if Jesus were to visit you in person while you were looking at porn? Jesus is looking at us all the time whether we know it or not. We want to be ready for His return and not ashamed when He comes for us. Now, go and live for God! AMen

Dear Jesus Christ, please help me write better porn. I have a great plot bunny involving you and Mary and all the disciples, but I need your help to pull it off. Please give me a sign on how I should make it a best seller. You know I'm a sinner and will sin right up to my last breath, so let's write this together and I'll only use my name on it, so you don't have to worry about your rep.

Wow Rev., I can feel the inspiration starting already. BTW, I don't want to inherit heaven, it's a fucking mess with all you religious nutbars running around. Jesus told me of this really great place he started up. No Fundies allowed and anything goes. Jesus knows a good time when he sees it.
 
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Did someone say something about sex in a barn ??? Whoopeee :::::)))))

YUMMY !!!!!!!!!!!!:D
 
Of course I'm back, in fact, I never left. I was actually thinking about you. Knowing that you are no saint mister. If you were, you would not even be in here to begin with. You'd be out there, preaching and doing real work. I know that you created this thread for one thing, that is to read back on all of the posts in here later when it's Wanking O'clock.

I've got an idea! Would you agree to submit yourself to bible studies for just one day?
 
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