Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[RoyceConnors]

Let the Christianization of Literotica begin!!!

Now that is hilarious. If you go to the AH, you'll find a thread dedicated to Christians there. Give that a try and then come back and see if YOU'LL Christianize Lit. Wait till they get a load of you. You couldn't even convert them to your way of thinking, so what makes you think you'll convert all of us God-less sinners who think you're a total fucktard?

 

[Mrtenant]

hypocritical whoremongering

 

[Mrtenant]

pedophile lovin

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

By the way, I heard Jesus was actually gay.

 

[Mrtenant]

beer snatchin

 

[Mrtenant]

animal fuckin

 

[Mrtenant]

cock smokin

 

[Mrtenant]

clothespin wankin

 

[ElegantlyElle]

I'm kind of getting bored with this. I think the troll's done run his course. For me anyway. You shouldn't have attacked my porn.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

sigh... I know I'm no saint.. but I'm trying real hard.

Oh please, you can't be trying hard enough if you are still here, collecting responses for more wanking material.

I've got an idea! Would you agree to submit yourself to bible studies for just one day?

Been there, done that and look where it got me. I'm here, filling your mind with filth all over again just by looking at my AV and sigline.

 

[Mrtenant]

poor dumb sexually abused by his preacher father S.O .B.

sorry, I feel better. Carry on. I'm gonna go play naked golf

Hi Jake

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

clothespin wankin

Now I know my word are touching raw nerves. Your on edge buddy... teetering on the edge of CHANGING YOUR WAYS!!

 

[EllaPure]

Wait...before I repent. Do I get to have sex in heaven?

 

[Mrtenant]

Wait...before I repent. Do I get to have sex in heaven?

with me, cuz I'm goin there too ( appently ) ....already tuning my harp

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Wait...before I repent. Do I get to have sex in heaven?

Just the pig pad in heaven

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I'm kind of getting bored with this. I think the troll's done run his course. For me anyway. You shouldn't have attacked my porn.

Allright, lets get serious!! Gloves off! What do you want from your life!?

 

[RoyceConnors]

Allright, lets get serious!! Gloves off! What do you want from your life!?

You not in it, for starters.

 

[EllaPure]

Allright, lets get serious!! Gloves off! What do you want from your life!?

I want god to stop fucking with my life....

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Wait...before I repent. Do I get to have sex in heaven?

I believe theres a kind of spiritual sex yes... but maybe closer to the elation orgasm that a saint feels in prayer... totally non physical!

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

with me, cuz I'm goin there too ( appently ) ....already tuning my harp

Oi! I forgot to say I think he is who you think he is too. I saw that post you made back there, I just got lazy (is that also a sin?) to go back and quote it.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

I want god to stop fucking with my life....

Gods in your life, in your most private space!

 

[sunshinegirl05]

I love grocery store samples.

Sometimes they have really good ones.

 

[o_so_wet]

Gods in your life, in your most private space!

*
WHAT ???? GOD IS IN MY PRIVATES ??? NO WONDER I'M SO WET !!

 

[RoyceConnors]

I believe theres a kind of spiritual sex yes... but maybe closer to the elation orgasm that a saint feels in prayer... totally non physical!

That bites the big one. I want to spew my goo in heaven too.

 

[RoyceConnors]

Gods in your life, in your most private space!

No wonder we're all pervs then. God is making us all sex fiends and wanting to have all kinds of sex.