Pleasure Kingdoms OOC/Casting Call

Sky Jade said:
Rock Golems and Fire golems make such nice guardians. :D

He'd fight his way through if only to have them beat him up so he could get in the loose feel before he dies.

He isn't exactly lucky.....

In fact, this mornings battle was the closest to raping someone he's been in months.

Poor, poor him.
 
Since you probably ought to get some sleep, GM, we'll probably toss you out of the room. So you'll just have to stalk us of your own volition so you can join the party. But that's probably very in character, if that's the most he's seen of women in a while. ^_^
 
Jacobo_Curious said:
Since you probably ought to get some sleep, GM, we'll probably toss you out of the room. So you'll just have to stalk us of your own volition so you can join the party. But that's probably very in character, if that's the most he's seen of women in a while. ^_^


*sighs* Catch ya in the morning.

He would be thrown out. Oh, he'll be just like a sad little puppy. Scratching at the door all night, unless the others decide to see what's going on upstairs, when he'll likely end up running outside, flying/climbing to their window and joining squirrel-boy in the manly art of watching and pining.

"I should have groped up! Up! Oh, so close!"
 
Khadgar said:
i'm not sure i know how to insert myself into the group... maybe i'll just follow along in the background....

Well, I think Sky Jade just gave you an excuse to interact with Zarl for a little wihle. ^_^
 
I know, Arc, I know... :)

Hey! Arc! You still have to think up a character for THIS thread! ^_^

And Khad, your character might start to find it weird that the unicorn is talking telepathically... if he even notices... ^_^

I have to do homework, though. I'll be back in a little bit.
 
maybe i'll just be crazy enough not to notice tyill i don't see moving lips?
 
Well I think I am going to make that my exit for tonight.. I'll try to catch up tomorrow...
 
Wow, I spend one night playing video games and I miss a huge cool battle scene! Time to edit my lastt post.
 
Kevin (a few minutes ago)

Kevin was sitting quietly with Raen and Hotaru when the stange, bat-winged man burst through the door and ran upstairs. He was still staring, stunned, at the door when the beautiful, half-naked warrior woman walked in. Oh no. Not again.

Something huge and had popped up under the table, knocking it over and spilling the two half-finished mugs of ale. Foe a moment, Kevin was still himself, only his errection was monstrous. He just had time to shoot Hotaru an embarassed look before the rest of his body swelled up and sprouted fur. Then he was the hulky, hairy, bug-eyed beast again.

"BOO-BAYZ!!" the monster roared, and leapt at the warrior woman. He tackled her right out the door and into the front yard of the inn, where the two of them landed in a heap. The monster came out on top, chuckling and savagely tearing at her clothes. "HYUK HYUK YUK HWA HA! ITZ DA BOO-BAYZ!"

She tried to beat the beast-man back with her sword, but he grabbed it in his hairy paws and bent it in two, casting it casually off to the side. This gave her enough time to wriggle out from under him, and she ran off towrds the forest. She was now completely naked. The monster howled and ran off after her, slobbering and chuckling.

Quite a while later, a weary, bedraggled Kevin returned to the inn. He was dirty again, with leaves in his hair, and an oversized pair of trousers he'd stolen from a washing line. He didn't even look to see if Raen and Hotaru were still in the inn, he just trudged upsairs to the room. He needed a bath again. He only hoped that his antics hadn't caused Shizura any trouble.

Kevin opened the door without knocking. He stood staring at the two lovely young girls, naked and kissing. He felt the monster growing in his pants. He just couldn't win.
 
I suck

aargh! I thought I was in the story, not the OOC! I'll try to copy my post there.
 
*blinks*

Well thats not as bad as posting it as a new thread ...

*shrugs*

It happens ...
 
I hope I'm around tomorrow, but if I'm not, just have Kevin decide to avoid trouble by sleeping in the stables or something. Or the golem could toss him out the window.
 
Swamp Thing said:
I hope I'm around tomorrow, but if I'm not, just have Kevin decide to avoid trouble by sleeping in the stables or something. Or the golem could toss him out the window.

That'd be good then all the guys will be in the trees..Well now I have to figure how to get a unicorn out of a tree... :confused:
 
Yeah Yeah Yeah...it was good.. the fun part is figuring out how to get it down without breaking it's legs..but i'm working on it.. Hmmm this is going to be interesting...
 
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