Pleasure Kingdoms Second Attempt: OOC

[The GrandMage]

Exactly. Who wants a world without sexy ninja bitches?

Mmmm. Speaking of sexy bitches,..it's good to have you back in the thread, JC. I was afraid that Zarl would never have his way with your character. Which would be terrably disappointing, since he wants to corrupt your fragile humanity with his powerful Macrai-Itoche-ness.

Heh.

So, Lavastine's been poisoned. Let's gather some knights and search for the Bhelliom! Heh.

 

[katalynn]

/innocent look

 

[Armphid]

Dude, GM...I don't know what's worse. The fact that you made that reference or that I got it....

 

[The GrandMage]

What is this, you understood my reference?

Good for you, neighbor.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Eeeeeyaaaah...!

Well, having reread all my old stuff, I was finally able to made the big ole Wain post, making good use of all the quotes I left behind me. And leaving some seeds for new quotes for later on! Ahaha! Yes! I use more flashbacks than a season of Naruto!

Bonus: Shizura has a crazy past. Whoa. Only she's in denial! I knew there would be something like that, but before today I didn't know how to deal with it -- this might've not been the best way, but because she's in denial I don't have to deal with it immediately, and weirdness won't have to color her attitude. And denial definately suits her.

Well, definately interesting info. I actually shocked MYSELF when I suddenly realized in the middle of the final scene that I was writing about something Wain was actually doing, not something he had done.

Anyway, Shizura's back in the game. Reach the cavern, and she'll be right there.



Can you believe I spent like three hours writing that post?

 

[Khadgar]

good to have you back JC!

i'm kinda.... i dono doing what i can with my charecter *smirks* it's not really as if he can walk up and shake hands with everyone and say "lets go eat some babies."or soemthing like that. so well see how thigns go.

 

[The GrandMage]

I don't know if I want Zarl to have a major philosophical discussion with Wain, or just stab him in the gut, wrench his sword around, say:

"Humans should stick with just hating monsters. Whenever you try to understand the Void, you all come out sounding like idiots."

And kill him.

Because, as interesting a charcter as he is, if Zarl ever heard him say that stuff, he'd be deeply offended. "And what do you know, human scum!?"


And considering how long my good posts take to write: Yes, yes I can. On a side note:

I'm not writing many good posts lately.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

I dunno, Khad! If a giant frosty squirrel-man walked up to me and said, "Hey, bitch, let's eat some babies," I would so definately be like, "Fo sho!"

Hmmm... you know, Shizura is gonna be alone for a little bit, probably, until the rest of the party staggers toward the cavern entrance. What if Dreant staggered in, happening to be near the cavern enterance now, and he and Shizura got introduced to each other? That might work. And then he'd be in a perfect position to be like "Evil Magician!? He must be the one conjuring all these squirrels..." And then we could see Dreant in action.

It might be a little implausible. But I would definately like to have you in the party, bro. *big hugs!*

 

[The GrandMage]

good to have you back JC!

i'm kinda.... i dono doing what i can with my charecter *smirks* it's not really as if he can walk up and shake hands with everyone and say "lets go eat some babies."or soemthing like that. so well see how thigns go.

You're the one who decided to play a rodent.
Suck it up.

Not our fault your character is more antisocial than mine.
And mines a monster bent on having sex with all the ladies.

Mmmm. Sex.

 

[The GrandMage]

I dunno, Khad! If a giant frosty squirrel-man walked up to me and said, "Hey, bitch, let's eat some babies," I would so definately be like, "Fo sho!"

If Jonathan Swift had been Black and on LSD, A Modest Proposal might had looked a lot like that.

"Who needs satire when yas got a baby-eatin' ho out back, dawgs?"

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Yeah, GM, Wain definately doesn't entirely get the Void. He does, however, seem to be convinced that there's a spiritual oneness of perfection that can be achieved if humans not necessarily transcend their Voids but accept them, and then they can remove the obstacle that it the entirity of physical existance.

Yay, villains!

Of course, Wain has some intelligent views on the whole human-monster thing because he's so detached, but because he's TOO detached, he's not going to bother talking about them. Shizura's going to have to figure all that out on her own. Of course, now that we've had random stuttering of images from her past, we now know that Shizura's perfectly healthy intolerance of monsters is not cuz she's necessarily any dumber (or smarter) than anyone else, but because she's got some anger backed deep deep away.

Though, she will have some help from a super-secret character who is going to temporarily join the party for a bit after the dungeon has gotten wiped clean -- we'll just have to see who THAT is! It'll be cool, though.

 

[The GrandMage]

Help?

Damnit, and here I was hoping to get Zarl in with Shizura with long-winded discussions on Fae and 'Monsters'. But now that there's a new character,...

I'll have to silently kill this NPC competition when no one's looking.

And I'll do it, too.

...I am a fucking monster, people.

 

[Sky Jade]

:laughs: That would be a sight to see.

 

[roleplaylifer]

(chuckles) I look forward to the multitudes of plot twists, turns, and other excuses for insanity. Sanity was overrated anyway. lol

Welcome back again, JC. Can't wait to see what you have planned for us.

Oh....and thanks for the compliments in your earlier post.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Man, Shizura wouldn't last five minutes in a philosophical discussion with Zarl, though. She'd have to keep slapping his hands. Like every three seconds.

Oh, no, I am definately planning on having Shizura have to talk to Zarl about some of that stuff. It will help go along with her slowly coming to grips with the real reason for the existance of virtue. By which I mean, she's going to start having sex just to figure out what it's like and then be able to get over it a little.

...I'm just kidding. Really. Ahem.

And, of course, there has to be a Shizura dancing scene at some tavern somewhere. Maybe at the victory party. After all, her mother was a dancer. Our little magician girl is pretty good too!

 

[Khadgar]

you know what JC, thats just so crazy, i think it'll work. i'm just bounding around in the treeline anyway, i'll go way too far ahead, get hopelessly lost, and meet you.


oh yeah, edited to add in the *great big giant furry squirrel huga back*

 

[The GrandMage]

Man, Shizura wouldn't last five minutes in a philosophical discussion with Zarl, though. She'd have to keep slapping his hands. Like every three seconds.

Oh, no, I am definately planning on having Shizura have to talk to Zarl about some of that stuff. It will help go along with her slowly coming to grips with the real reason for the existance of virtue. By which I mean, she's going to start having sex just to figure out what it's like and then be able to get over it a little.

...I'm just kidding. Really. Ahem.

And, of course, there has to be a Shizura dancing scene at some tavern somewhere. Maybe at the victory party. After all, her mother was a dancer. Our little magician girl is pretty good too!

That's not true!
They could talk while eating, then he'd be busy stuffing his face, not groping her up. Though I have to admit, he would.

And I'm sure she knows if she ever just wants some sex there's only one person to talk to! Well, one male person who seems okay with loose sex. And I mean Zarl. Pffft.

Ohhh, dancing you say?
"Mmmmm. Innkeeper! A room!"
Just wait for her not to pay attention, get that mace away from her, and drag her upstairs for his own brand of 'entertainment'.

Heh heh heh.

...What? He'll get to the rest of the ladies. But I have to make sure he gets Shizura before she vanishes again. Heh.

 

[Armphid]

Hey!

If there's loose sex to be had, you'd best not be counting Taren out! *pouts* Just 'cause he hadn't given in yet doesn't mean he won't! Besides, everyone knows Zarl's going to try and sleep around...imagine the surprise when the stoic half-elf does!

LOL!

Not sure that'll happen, lol. It'd be fun though. *grins*

 

[katalynn]

Might as well have an all out orgy at this point. /grin..

 

[The GrandMage]

Don't worry young, half-elf. I'm sure Zarl will be more than willing to teach you the manly art of wenching.

Because every now and then he runs across someone who doesn't know what he is until its too late.

"He's a monster, I tell you! He has huge wings, and a huge, well,...Umm,...You know, on second thought, nevermind. Forget I said anything."

You'd be surprised how little you hear the word rape if you're human-looking enough and well built.

"Rape? She was moaning and begging for more."

 

[Sky Jade]

Hey JC, your mailbox is full. You might want to clean it out.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Thanks, SJ. I'll do that.

Sorry I haven't gotten the post off yet, Khad -- like I said in the ORP announcements, AOL dialup is being ugly to me and continually kicking me off while I write posts. I've got most of the reply done on Word, though.

I hope I can keep this crappy connection working.

 

[Khadgar]

two words JC, "don't you worry" and i know what you're thinking, and no. "you" is not a word, it's a person. *Smirks*

i'm in no rush. hell, in exactly 6 days, i won't be here for almost a month! i'll try to post but i guarentee nothing!

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

If you can't post later, but you manage to join up now, I'll try to keep Dreant at Shizura's side during the dungeon, then. ^_^

I think I can do a satisfactory interpretation.

 

[Khadgar]

i graciously accept this offer, and will enjoy reading you interpretation of dreant.

have fun, he's a messed up charecter for a reason you know?