The GrandMage
Simply GM
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- Jul 31, 2001
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Khadgar said:no more quips hmm? whay abouit a snipit? *smirks*
yay! i'm rare! grrrrrrrrr
and damnit to hell GM, a lady halfbreed walks in and you forget all about your brother in.... cross breeding? *fist of vengeance*
Well,....DUH! And I'm not a cross-breed, you half-human bastardization of nature, no offense to our Dark Elf intended.
I am a full-blood Macrai-Itoche, a proud monster race created by the Lord of Destruction.
And to inform SOME people and their little SWORDS, without which I'd snap 'em in two, our females are ugly. I mean, scarier than lookin' at a gorgon ugly. I mean, the Dark Lord created them, turned, and heaved up his lunch they're so ugly.
We get our newborns to cry by showing them their mothers, that's how ugly our females are. And that's why we chase human tail.
Although the males of my species, myself included, are very handsome and build for sex. We have to be, just like we have to be very lusty and easilly excited. Or how else would we be able to breed? Not that we want to, of course. At least, not with them
Especially with all the pretty womenfolks around in this group.

