A children's book for my mother's school, SF, and I'm currently putting together a submission for a comp for new playwrights. I also have an idea fo a romantic comedy novel knocking about.
Most of my non-pornographic stories can be found at the new link in my signature, following the excerpt from my story "Such a Talented Group." It's my fanfiction.net profile.
I've written technical reports, research papers (for money), speeches, plays, essays, humor (I'm very good with humor actually), poetry, scripts, lit crit, porn theory (it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it), straight fiction, song lyrics, music, comic books, letters (love letters for $$$. They worked.) I even wrote the ideas for a ballet once in college for the modern dance club (they didn't use it, which was a good thing. It really sucked.)
I wrote probably the worst interview ever, when I interviewed this new soccer coach from Zambia or somewhere in college. I didn't know a thing about soccer and don't much care for sports, and I couldn't understand a word he said anyhow. I filled the article with every sports cliche I knew and they printed it. ("A strong offense is our best defense", "We need everyone to contribute 110%"", "We're looking for improvement in our midfield play", "We've got to remember we're a team." It was all just bullshit because I was too embarrassed to ask the guy to speak slower.)
I don't do much straight fiction anymore, because it doesn't get read as much as porn, but my porn is getting straighter, so I guess there's some bleed-over. My fiction used to be anything that was reality-bending, and that's still true. Whether it's transcendent sex or sci-fi or tales from my drugged youth, I like messing with our ideas of reality.
I wrote a novel called "The Alchemist" about some guys cracking the world open when they synthesize this magical South American drug in a Wisconsin farmhouse. I wrote a screen treatment of it too, but no one would touch it. (Well, the one guy I showed it to didn't like it. I guess that's more accurate.)