Positively negative about myself

[Penuche]

I am not sweet

 

[KimaniNight]

I am not vanilla! LOL! Except on the inside!

 

[JackMoz]

I am not amused.

Actually, I am

 

[KimaniNight]

I am not ashamed

 

[RedDeeDee]

I am not (often) ironic.

 

[JackMoz]

I am not going to sit on my butt all day

 

[islandjoe2]

I don't drive anything that doesn't have true 4 wheel drive.

 

[Penuche]

I'm not sure how this is going to turn out, but ripstop is ripstop, right? *reaches for craft knife*

 

[RedDeeDee]

I am not completely awake

 

[FelicityJohns]

I have never eaten escargot while blowing a guy in a parking lot.

 

[JackMoz]

I have never eaten escargot while blowing a guy in a parking lot.

I have never even thought of asking woman to do that

 

[JackMoz]

I am not skipping my coffee this morning

 

[vibes]

I am not overexcited to be back in the office

 

[RedDeeDee]

I'm not quite fully awake

 

[destined]

I am not excited about it being a Monday morning work day (actually I am never excited about going to work on a Monday morning.)

 

[AlwaysSoaked]

I am not, nor ever have been, Miss Congeniality.

I am not prom queen
I am not proud of how many proms I went to
I am not ashamed to ramble on
I am probably annoying you

 

[KimaniNight]

I am not someone who can be simply defined!

 

[JackMoz]

I'm not someone who's worried about it being five o'clock

 

[yellowrocket]

I am not a fan of foreign language music, in spite of the quality of musicians, singers, and producers.

 

[RedDeeDee]

I'm not as innocent as I look. And let's face it, I don't look all that innocent!

 

[OxfordDon]

I'm not afraid to watch a series with subtitles.

 

[KimaniNight]

I am not afraid to smack that ass!

 

[OxfordDon]

I am not afraid to smack that ass!

I am not afraid to let her!

 

[KimaniNight]

I am not afraid to let her!

I'm not afraid to offer him my breasts for nuzzling!

 

[OxfordDon]

I'm not afraid to offer him my breasts for nuzzling!

I'm not afraid to lose myself in theml