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Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again
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A little puppy started playing keep away with his avatar. Every time he’d come close to touching it, the puppy would run and have him chase it.
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^I hate when my puppy does that^
She went so far above and beyond that no one knows where she is, not even herself.
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He dropped it like it’s hot, twerking and such and caught a cramp.
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She's not missing, she just spends her days on skid row spreading the good word. No, not about Jesus, but how she saved 15% on her car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Extraordinary Rendition.
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He's locked in his room tripping on acid.
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The FBI does random LSD checks to see if it’s still in his system since last Thursday.
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She's in federal custody after they found out she's the architect of Bitcoin.
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He's getting his diaper changed. It was messy.
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He was playing peek-a-boo at the gastroenterologist office during colonoscopy time.
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Her new job of picking corn and nuts out of poo-poo keeps her quite busy.
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Carey’d away.
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He locked himself out of his house for three days.
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They are chasing snowstorms.
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He’s scared of snow. It melts into water and will melt him.
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Always seeing the best in people, she didn't heed the warning signs and she got into the van to see the puppies!
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Always seeing the best in people, she didn't heed the warning signs and she got into the van to see the puppies!
She went on a vigilante hunt dressed as Xena and hasn't been seen since.
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Began playing hide and seek a week ago. He is such the overachiever.
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I’ve done that on the orange line one too many times. Vienna, Virginia is interesting at 11:45pm a few years ago.
He saw the gang of rats coming toward the metro and they overtook and carried him away. King ratatouille is what they call him now and made him their leader.
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She got her big toe stuck in the shower drain.
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Carey’d away.
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Stepped in dog crap and can't remove it.
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They thought they were sitting on the thinking chair. But it was the mislabelled sinking chair.
I hope they're ok.
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She ran out of Jammy wheels and got lost in the Tesco picking them up.
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And it was in THIS sport, Combat Interpretive Skating, and NOT the more delicate Figure Skating, that he finally won his trophy.
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He cannot write two sentences of a story without stopping to pleasure himself, so yeah, he's holed up in his basement. Again. Same as every day.
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