Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[loquere]

Ate chili filled with beans.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Ate chili filled with beans.

(Things not to do in enclosed spaces.)

Climbed up Mt. Everest, but didn't climb down.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Fell into the croissant kneading machine.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

(Now I know why much of Picasso's art is so twisted.)

Was kidnapped by a sheik for his harem.

(Ps. Ran across your boudoir thread last night. Two flames up. Smokin Hot!)

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

I wish I knew.

 

[saintcero]

I wish I knew.

They put out a hit on themselves.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Got invited to join the Las Vegas "Thunder Down Under" interactive male review act. He got too interactive.

 

[loquere]

He's actually the speaker of the house, & he's super busy with meetings.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

His real username is "Liqour," he misspelled it while in an inebriated state. Now he's on another bender.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Tried to build a Time Machine.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Used the electric chair instead.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

They got lost.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You might think they are missing

*glances at cellar door*

I know exactly where they are...

 

[PicassosPleasure]

They got lost.

That tends to happen when an amateur like me tries building a time machine.

(Skip Me)

 

[Taegul]

He tried saying "skip me" to the cops that came to his door for that library book he checked out 25 years ago. The cops did not skip him, he went directly to jail, did not pass Go, and did not collect $200.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Got an all inclusive trip to Club Fed.

 

[Taegul]

He's currently out campaigning for Kanye West.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

He's currently out campaigning for Kanye West.

He got depressed about his team slipping back down to 3rd in the division, and is somewhere in the Imperial desert, unshaven, dusty, high on peyote and desperately searching for a Sonic burger

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

He got depressed about his team slipping back down to 3rd in the division, and is somewhere in the Imperial desert, unshaven, dusty, high on peyote and desperately searching for a Sonic burger

She was trying to chase down the Dodger’s bus… never heard from again

 

[Shenanigans90]

She was trying to chase down the Dodger’s bus… never heard from again

Changed her identity and moved to Scotland.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Changed her identity and moved to Scotland.

Ran away on the Thick Vatos & Tacos food truck, never to be heard from again.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Ran away on the Thick Vatos & Tacos food truck, never to be heard from again.

It’s not that she was never heard from again, she just changed her name again and no one realized the new girl with the nice boobs was the same person as the previous 2 with the nice boobs. Keen observers would have noticed the walrus tusk straws were a dead giveaway

She was trying to chase down the Dodger’s bus… never heard from again

Well damn…if I was chasing down the Dodgers team bus when they were between two HOME series…frankly, I’d deserve to get lost

 

[Live_Oak]

Chasing mice.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Duh, He went back to the Future

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Chasing mice.

I’m more of a running from mice kind of Kitty

Duh, He went back to the Future

She was needing correction and somehow wandered into gen pop of a correctional facility, while wearing a stylish orange jumpsuit, and was mistaken for a resident.