Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[PicassosPleasure]

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Fell asleep in an empty box car just before the freight train left the station.

 

[loquere]

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Fell asleep in an empty box car just before the freight train left the station.

After our boxing match, we're both unrecognizable.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Said something about wanting to see the Titanic. I thought he meant the movie.

 

[loquere]

Said he was curious about area 51, haven't seen him since.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Someone gave him a pair of concrete boots and dropped him overboard.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Inhaled helium and now they're too squeaky to understand.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Wanted to prove how far they could walk into the woods, then stopped half way because then they would be walking out, defeating the experiment.

 

[loquere]

Traffic

 

[Lindi37]

Traffic

Went to ‘prove’ that the earth is in fact flat, and hasn’t been seen since.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Went to ‘prove’ that the earth is in fact flat, and hasn’t been seen since.

stopped traffic with her hotness.

 

[Lindi37]

stopped traffic with her hotness.

Started ranting about my ‘hotness’ and disappeared

 

[loquere]

Got lost

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Was in the middle of writing a thesis on Black Holes when...

 

[Lindi37]

Was in the middle of writing a thesis on Black Holes when...

Mansplained mansplaining to a mob of ruthless (and horny) feminists (male feminists )

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Attended an anti-feminism rally, perhaps.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Because her lit tag won’t update

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Not missing, he just bought a new toupee.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Not missing, he's here with me (quirky bump)

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

He got lost on the way to the art gallery.

 

[luv2custrip]

Was caught stalking Drew Carey and dragged away by security.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

He got lost on the way to the art gallery.

How come every time you go missing you show up here again?

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

I keep wondering that myself.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

I keep wondering that myself.

I do realize I was the pot calling the kettle black. I've probably popped in and out more than anyone here recently. I love to go missing.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Was caught stalking Drew Carey and dragged away by security.

Was caught in the ladies locker room at the health club. Rumor has it they recently poured the foundation for their new addition.

 

[luv2custrip]

Was caught in the ladies locker room at the health club. Rumor has it they recently poured the foundation for their new addition.

At least they have me looking up.