Post a Reason Why the Person Above You is Missing ... Again

[PicassosPleasure]

Was last seen hanging from the tallons of a bird of prey.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Sitting in jail for indecent exposure at Wal-Mart.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Sitting in jail for indecent exposure at Wal-Mart.

Wandered into the subways of New York looking for a 12 inch Italian sub on honey oat, no pickles.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Was abducted by missionaries

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Got too close to the edge of a volcano.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Inappropriate behaviour with Boy Scouts

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Took the proverbial "long walk across a short bridge."

 

[ABiGuy84]

For doing 69 in a 30 zone.

 

[loquere]

Order 66

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Order 66

Went in search of love, and hasn't been back yet.

 

[loquere]

Playing monopoly

 

[ABiGuy84]

For trying to sell dream plots of land on the Continent Atlantis.

 

[luv2custrip]

Mistook another planet for Earth.

 

[mickyp123]

Mistook another planet for Earth.

Took a high dive into a shallow stream

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Got caught up in a game of "Where in the world is Waldo."

 

[loquere]

Got lost while wearing a vr headset.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Jumped out of a perfectly good flying airplane..."Oops, I forgot something."

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Has undertake yet another overly complicated art heist

 

[BeckyJones]

Has undertake yet another overly complicated art heist

Hasn't really disappeared...dyed her hair black and is incognito.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

She hasn't disappeared, the real Becky Jones is in witness protection.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Dipped his brush into the wrong paint.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Dipped his brush into the wrong paint.

I could think of worse ways to go missing.

 

[loquere]

Is sleeping.

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Is sleeping.

He's not missing, he's just no longer recognizable since I wiped that smirking smile of his off his face.

 

[letsusethethinkingchair]

Got lost in an endless art museum.