~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kathyisgr65]

Got a PhD in stick figuring

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Got a PhD in stick figuring

Is the original artist between @Lord Pmann and @mynameisben 's avatars

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Used to strip under the stage many "Ethel Rammstein" and specialised in the 'sexy school canteen lady" as she finds hairnets erotic

 

[kathyisgr65]

Used to strip under the stage many "Ethel Rammstein" and specialised in the 'sexy school canteen lady" as she finds hairnets erotic

Has a collection of hairnets to bribe

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Owns a black van with a painting of Mr Rodgers on the side and the roads words "Neighbourhood Ho"

 

[Biggalute]

Once got arrested in the grounds of Buckingham Palace

 

[Wand3rlust]

got Buckingham Palace confused with Belmarsh Prison

 

[caitiff1969]

got Buckingham Palace confused with Belmarsh Prison

She uses her cleavage to entrap men into servitude, for her army.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

got Buckingham Palace confused with Belmarsh Prison

Recently bought a giant pink rubber duck to sail down the Thames.

 

[Biggalute]

He needs cream for the eye of his pecker

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Shouts at trees

 

[bbcbarry9033]

Shouts at trees

Clitty's not so iddy biddy

 

[ICM8781]

Hates animals, particularly cats.

 

[Iddybiddycarmen]

Gets antsy at full moon time

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Gets antsy at full moon time

Every full moon she turns into a giant 12 ft tall wearwolf.

 

[Biggalute]

Can burp the national anthem

 

[kathyisgr65]

His toes are webbed

 

[Btq97]

Has 7 toes on each hand

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Invented the unskippable YouTube advert and is very proud of that

 

[Weirdnessome]

Once tried to catch a skunk as a pet

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is really an alien scout

 

[caitiff1969]

Is really an alien scout

Uses porcupine quills for her voodoo dolls.

 

[Weirdnessome]

Thinks Elvis is his neighbor

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Thinks Elvis is his neighbor

Thinks he's Elvis and has convinced his neighbor of it as well

 

[Weirdnessome]

Secretly spies on who they think is Elvis living down the road