~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[kathyisgr65]

Does not like weed

Haha
Has multiple personalities and ones a cat

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Haha
Has multiple personalities and ones a cat

Mrow?

Wants a combined total of 49 dick pics and/or tit pics in her inbox for her birthday

 

[kathyisgr65]

Mrow?

Wants a combined total of 49 dick pics and/or tit pics in her inbox for her birthday

Tits please.. but yes please

 

[Biggalute]

Tits please.. but yes please

When she says professional pothead she means she works as a washer-upper in a kitchen

 

[kathyisgr65]

When he says straight he really means straight to the closet where he hangs out

 

[lanceGibs]

When he says straight he really means straight to the closet where he hangs out

Loves potatoes, the Pothead means feels the taste of potatoes when she gets head.

 

[Biggalute]

Loves potatoes, the Pothead means feels the taste of potatoes when she gets head.

As likely to lance a boil as lance a gibs

 

[kathyisgr65]

Flies hot air balloons for a hobby

 

[Biggalute]

As likely to blow smoke up your ass as to blow it in your eyes

 

[Cindy027]

Doesn't know that bewildered is spelt as such and will claim character limitations in Lit.

 

[Biggalute]

Doesn't know that bewildered is spelt as such and will claim character limitations in Lit.

Lol, that's how bewildered I am, hadn't noticed.

She once one (sic) a 4th grade spelling bee

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Lol, that's how bewildered I am, hadn't noticed.

She once one (sic) a 4th grade spelling bee

He lost the spelling bee for misspelling "misspelled" as "m-i-s-p-e-l-t," but his parents took him out for ice cream after anyway, thus beginning a life of not giving a fuck about spelling errors

 

[Biggalute]

He lost the spelling bee for misspelling "misspelled" as "m-i-s-p-e-l-t," but his parents took him out for ice cream after anyway, thus beginning a life of not giving a fuck about spelling errors

She once got stung by a bee, it charged her £20 for a jar of honey

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She once got stung by a bee, it charged her £20 for a jar of honey

That definitely fits the bill as a lie. I've never been stung by a bee in my life, and am actually terrified of being stung now because I could be deathly allergic for all I know!

He's poured honey on himself in places where it was quite painful to clean up such a sticky mess

 

[Cindy027]

Is neither evil or smells like jasmine.

 

[Saltfountain]

Has a secret crush on Ringo Starr, and often masturbates listening to him reading Thomas the Tank Engine stories

 

[kathyisgr65]

Feels sexy in woman's panties

 

[WriterLust94]

Doesn't like pizza

 

[lanceGibs]

Has not written a word in ages

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Guffs in people's sandwiches at work

 

[Saltfountain]

Doesn't understand the difference between truth and lies

 

[lanceGibs]

Pommy who has only served under Irish Generals

 

[Biggalute]

Sneezes with their eyes open

 

[lanceGibs]

Gets worked up on seeing a wet cat.

 

[Biggalute]

Can scratch his arse and pat his head at the same time