~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[melimelissa]

If he wasn't so tired he would be the Michelin man

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Has a dog-eared dictionary of ryhmes,
next to her computer at all times.

 

[Series 6]

Has a dog-eared dictionary of ryhmes,
next to her computer at all times.

Once masturbated in the men’s room at the Louvre

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Once masturbated in the men’s room at the Louvre

Perhaps it was a "tribute."

Scams elderly widows using an online ponzi scheme.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Perhaps it was a "tribute."

Scams elderly widows using an online ponzi scheme.

Has turned a famous painting into a makeshift Gloryhole

 

[mickyp123]

chews california reapers before giving a BJ

 

[MedicalMuse]

chews california reapers before giving a BJ

I have done cinnamon bears.

Prefers to blow smoke over blowing.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I have done cinnamon bears.

Prefers to blow smoke over blowing.

She is a dentist

 

[Taegul]

Has a head of hair that would put Fabio to shame.

 

[Series 6]

Has a head of hair that would put Fabio to shame."Damn, I Wis

Sophie B Hawkins has a restraining order against him because he thought she was personally singing "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" to him and he would follow her on tour and sing Foreigner's "Waiting For a Girl Like You" to her after every show

 

[Biggalute]

Sophie B Hawkins has a restraining order against him because he thought she was personally singing "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" to him and he would follow her on tour and sing Foreigner's "Waiting For a Girl Like You" to her after every show

Can empty a supermarket with his flatulence

 

[Series 6]

Can empty a supermarket with his flatulence

Refers to his penis as "the other galute"

 

[Bambear99]

Refers to his penis as "the other galute"

The first 5 series were better

 

[Series 6]

The first 5 series were better

Only the Series 2 was better, the rest are shit.

Has been known to play games of strip Mine Sweeper when home alone on his computer

 

[Girly_girl]

Only the Series 2 was better, the rest are shit.

Has been known to play games of strip Mine Sweeper when home alone on his computer

He’s a A list Hollywood celebrity

 

[Series 6]

He’s a A list Hollywood celebrity

Watches New Jersey Devils games at home while wearing only a red thong and devil horns.

 

[Amanda330]

Watches New Jersey Devils games at home while wearing only a red thong and devil horns.

Still plays pretend with his grown up friends from elementary school that they're all living on a space ship saving the galaxy from evil forces. They also dress up and do 'parkour'...

 

[Series 6]

Still plays pretend with his grown up friends from elementary school that they're all living on a space ship saving the galaxy from evil forces. They also dress up and do 'parkour'...

Wants to wear a Princess Leia costume and stalk me and my friends.

 

[Girly_girl]

Wants to wear a Princess Leia costume and stalk me and my friends.

Peers through windows to know that I’m wearing a red thong and devil horns

 

[Amanda330]

Peers through windows to know that I’m wearing a red thong and devil horns

Wears a red thong and devil horns in front of windows to turn the unsuspecting neighborhood men on...

 

[Series 6]

Wears a red thong and devil horns in front of windows to turn the unsuspecting neighborhood men on...

Has been known to wear only the devil horns while walking around her house

 

[Amanda330]

Has been known to wear only the devil horns while walking around her house

I like to be comfortable with who I truly am inside.

How did you know???

 

[Series 6]

I like to be comfortable with who I truly am inside.

How did you know???

I have my ways...

 

[Taegul]

He smuggles goldfish into Seaworld and releases them into the Orca exhibit just to see if they can become friends. So far, he has learned that Orcas really like sushi.

 

[luv2custrip]

He rides a pale horse down the street, carrying a paper mache sword that frightens shopkeepers.