~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Biggalute]

His drag name is Chlamydia O'Rourke

 

[Yesok1]

He's been caught several times in public places with leprechauns.

 

[luv2custrip]

His drag name is Chlamydia O'Rourke

Appearing nightly when I’m not… umm… under the weather.

 

[Biggalute]

Appearing nightly when I’m not… umm… under the weather.

He's actually Mr Magoo, so you'll have to strip very close to him

 

[Wand3rlust]

Eats pie and mash with gravy.

 

[Biggalute]

Only with green, insipid liquor lol

She took the seat of her bicycle, just to tease herself

 

[Yesok1]

Only with green, insipid liquor lol

She took the seat of her bicycle, just to tease herself

Caught with another leprechaun. What can we say!

 

[Biggalute]

Caught with another leprechaun. What can we say!

Fecking leprechauns, telling everyone.

You should see the things she does with a shillelagh

 

[jenn89]

Fecking leprechauns, telling everyone.

You should see the things she does with a shillelagh

You should see the things he is still doing with the Blarney Stone

 

[Cindy027]

She dresses as a clown in frumpy unflattering clothes and then frequents bars in her hometown standing on the tables and dancing.

 

[Biggalute]

You should see the things he is still doing with the Blarney Stone

It's the only way I can get women to kiss it

She's been the star attraction of many a stag night

 

[Biggalute]

She dresses as a clown in frumpy unflattering clothes and then frequents bars in her hometown standing on the tables and dancing.

She lives on pickled herring and Daim bars

 

[Yesok1]

She lives on pickled herring and Daim bars

He lives in a cardboard box outside Kilmainham Gaol.

 

[Biggalute]

He lives in a cardboard box outside Kilmainham Gaol.

She thought Belmarsh was a nature reserve

 

[Cindy027]

He thinks he matters in the grand scheme of things because he is matter (actually scratch that, we all do ).

 

[claradollc]

She worked as a body double for Jessica Alba in the Fantastic 4 and tried to get paid for not showing up, but the director saw right through her.

 

[Biggalute]

She's a professional and never gets blow dry and blow job mixed up

 

[Wand3rlust]

Wish I could say the same about him..

 

[Biggalute]

She buys her underwear from Lidl because they give a 3 year guarantee on wear and tear

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

She buys her underwear from Lidl because they give a 3 year guarantee on wear and tear

Regularly licks car batteries.

 

[Yesok1]

Regularly licks car batteries.

Regularly drinks from the @Saltfountain

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Regularly drinks from the @Saltfountain

Has a subscription to the Rate My Cock website.

 

[Yesok1]

Has a subscription to the Rate My Cock website.

Struggles to tell the difference between men and women

 

[luv2custrip]

Has volunteered to be a virgin sacrifice.

 

[Yesok1]

Has volunteered to be a virgin sacrifice.

Likes watching pussy through steamed up windows