~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[HonorableRogue]

Has been known to push old ladies down in the streets for no reason.

Has been known to pick old ladies up in the streets and I'm pretty sure no one wants to think about the reasons.

 

[Guyblue82]

Has been known to pick old ladies up in the streets and I'm pretty sure no one wants to think about the reasons.

Is actually running lit's human resources.... Which consists of reviewing lots of kink resumes and writing bedroom performance reviews

 

[Lmizzler]

Is actually running lit's human resources.... Which consists of reviewing lots of kink resumes and writing bedroom performance reviews

Is right now starting an underground wrestling association where men wrestle pigs in slop but the pigs have all been micro dosed on cocaine. Gambling will be where his fortune comes from.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Is right now starting an underground wrestling association where men wrestle pigs in slop but the pigs have all been micro dosed on cocaine. Gambling will be where his fortune comes from.

Still plays with the rubber ducky in the tub.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Still plays with the rubber ducky in the tub.

Eats her poutine with a hockey stick.

 

[Amanda330]

Started the church, Tits for Jesus.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Started the church, Tits for Jesus.

Disciple of said church.

 

[Amanda330]

Disciple of said church.

That isn't a lie though... Haha.

His balls are, in fact, light.

 

[lanceGibs]

Disciple of said church.

His come from the church of

Colleoni​

 

[lanceGibs]

That isn't a lie though... Haha.

His balls are, in fact, light.

Has the uncanny ability to cup and tell exact weight of balls

 

[HonorableRogue]

Has the uncanny ability to cup and tell exact weight of balls

Uses his lance like a wand to do a magic trick involving cupped balls.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Uses his lance like a wand to do a magic trick involving cupped balls.

Works on the poles in the neighbouring city on the weekend under the stripper name Sweet cheeks

 

[lanceGibs]

Works on the poles in the neighbouring city on the weekend under the stripper name Sweet cheeks

Owns a chain of massage parlours where young boys dress up as girls and offer erotic massage

 

[lanceGibs]

Uses his lance like a wand to do a magic trick involving cupped balls.

The Pope pays obedience to him every day.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Works on the poles in the neighbouring city on the weekend under the stripper name Sweet cheeks

Her identical twin, SisterSalsa, is a regular at the club. Well, I think it's her twin.

The Pope pays obedience to him every day.

Misses the days of his youth when he and the Bishop played Pope does the Weasel.

Owns a chain of massage parlours where young boys dress up as girls and offer erotic massage

Discovered this trickery after paying for and receiving a Happy Ending Meal.

 

[lanceGibs]

Her identical twin, SisterSalsa, is a regular at the club. Well, I think it's her twin.


Misses the days of his youth when he and the Bishop played Pope does the Weasel.


Discovered this trickery after paying for and receiving a Happy Ending Meal.

Currently learns dancing from a drill sergeant

 

[crazychemgirl]

Her identical twin, SisterSalsa, is a regular at the club. Well, I think it's her twin.


Misses the days of his youth when he and the Bishop played Pope does the Weasel.


Discovered this trickery after paying for and receiving a Happy Ending Meal.

Is actually a dishonourable bard.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Is actually a dishonourable bard.

Her boobs are, in fact, so large that she's kept on retainer by demolition crews.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Her boobs are, in fact, so large that she's kept on retainer by demolition crews.

President of his local fake mustache club, though if you ask any of them of course they are real!

 

[JerseyJade]

President of his local fake mustache club, though if you ask any of them of course they are real!

Got arrested for having public sex with his blowup doll in the shop rite parking lot.

 

[Biggalute]

Got arrested for having public sex with his blowup doll in the shop rite parking lot.

Rides her bike across cobblestones, just because

 

[Wand3rlust]

Rides her bike across cobblestones, just because

thinks that women ride bikes across cobblestones, just because. Probably thinks that why we sit on washing machines too....

 

[Biggalute]

thinks that women ride bikes across cobblestones, just because. Probably thinks that why we sit on washing machines too....

Expresses herself through vulgarism's such as wanker and cunt, but is actually quite cultured and ladylike

 

[Wand3rlust]

Expresses herself through vulgarism's such as wanker and cunt, but is actually quite cultured and ladylike

well that's a load of cunting bullshit wank, if ever I heard it. Twat.

Doesn't know what cultured and ladylike would be if it came and sat on his face....

 

[Biggalute]

well that's a load of cunting bullshit wank, if ever I heard it. Twat.

Doesn't know what cultured and ladylike would be if it came and sat on his face....

I'm sure I'd recognise it, once it sat on my face.

Doesn't know a waltz from a paso doble from northern soul