~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Wand3rlust]

I'm sure I'd recognise it, once it sat on my face.

Doesn't know a waltz from a paso doble from northern soul

doesn't know a shuffle from a glide, and probably thinks dancing with the stars is better than strictly....

 

[Biggalute]

It is.

 

[SureWhyNot88]

It is.

claims to be a musician but obviously has no talent.

 

[VoraciousValue]

claims to be a musician but obviously has no talent.

Is actually mortally terrified of trying anything new.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Is actually mortally terrified of trying anything new.

Is the largest anonymous donor (funded by a complex body fluid donations for cash scheme) to the "Change Double U to Double V" campaign.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Is the largest anonymous donor (funded by a complex body fluid donations for cash scheme) to the "Change Double U to Double V" campaign.

Was dishonourably discharged from the army and then went rogue.

 

[SimonSex]

Was dishonourably discharged from the army and then went rogue.

Does a daily Polar Plunge cos’ she’s so hot.

 

[Amanda330]

Does a daily Polar Plunge cos’ she’s so hot.

He's really Garfunkel.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

He's really Garfunkel.

This chick HATES dick pics.

 

[Trubbycat]

Is actually the dog.

 

[SimonSex]

Pans for gold in shallow streams in central Tennessee

 

[lanceGibs]

Pans for gold in shallow streams in central Tennessee

A virgin in mind body and heart

 

[SimonSex]

A virgin in mind body and heart

Workplace water cooler general

 

[lanceGibs]

Workplace water cooler general

The real Simon
Who met a pie man

 

[VoraciousValue]

The real Simon
Who met a pie man

Was the least successful fighter pilot in the Gulf War.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Was the least successful fighter pilot in the Gulf War.

Makes silent movies under the pseudonym Marx Groucho, but his compensation/ trailer/ studio demands are so out there even Taylor Swift thinks it's a bit much.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Makes silent movies under the pseudonym Marx Groucho, but his compensation/ trailer/ studio demands are so out there even Taylor Swift thinks it's a bit much.

Is still looking for his long, lost glass Oxford so that he can return to the party in full, fancy dress.

 

[Amanda330]

Is still looking for his long, lost glass Oxford so that he can return to the party in full, fancy dress.

Is jealous of @SirConradPeckereye 's fabulous fancy dress attire... Sadly, he can't pull it off no matter how honorable he it.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Wants to marry me and have my babies.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Wants to marry me and have my babies.

Hates the sun, is not at all curious

 

[SimonSex]

Her feet are tiny because nothing grows well in the shade.

 

[HonorableRogue]

Her feet are tiny because nothing grows well in the shade.

Is worried he'll get audited because he misunderstood what Head of Household meant on the tax forms.

 

[lanceGibs]

Is worried he'll get audited because he misunderstood what Head of Household meant on the tax forms.

A tax auditor under the IRS scanner

 

[Taegul]

His armor is 100% made from recycled Mountain Dew soda cans.

 

[lanceGibs]

Knighted by the Queen of the Big Clit