~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Biggalute]

Has a shrine for Dolly Parton at her place.

Went to a dyslexic rave and took an F

 

[AuntieDisco]

Went to a dyslexic rave and took an F

Was thrown out of a lingerie store for walking up to random women and saying ‘oh what sweet dishes you have!’

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Was thrown out of a lingerie for walking up to random women and saying ‘oh what sweet dishes you have!’

She has an alter-ego named UncleBluegrass.

 

[AuntieDisco]

She has an alter-ego named UncleBluegrass.

Sings along ‘Spice up your Life’ on top of his lungs in the shower.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Sings along ‘Spice up your Life’ on top of his lungs in the shower.

Umm... this thread is supposed to be about LIES. Try again.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Umm... this thread is supposed to be about LIES. Try again.

Works at Chick-fil-A so he can make it to church on Sunday.

 

[base10]

Works at Chick-fil-A so he can make it to church on Sunday.

Thinks tits should be covered up at all times

 

[Wand3rlust]

Thinks tits should be covered up at all times

Has a job as a tit cover upper.

 

[Yesok1]

Has a job as a tit cover upper.

Wand3rs aimlessly down streets after dark looking for victims.

 

[Seokrocks]

Wand3rs aimlessly down streets after dark looking for victims.

Says yes but never means it

 

[AuntieDisco]

Says yes but never means it

He is a clapper. Claps whenever the plane takes off and lands.

 

[crazychemgirl]

He is a clapper. Claps whenever the plane takes off and lands.

She absolutely dresses in full 70s disco gear all the time and 100% can’t orgasm without the Bee Gees playing in the background.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

She pronounces her name like crazy ch-em girl.

She absolutely dresses in full 70s disco gear all the time and 100% can’t orgasm without the Bee Gees playing in the background.

 

[Seokrocks]

She absolutely dresses in full 70s disco gear all the time and 100% can’t orgasm without the Bee Gees playing in the background.

She only orgasms when answering organic chemistry questions

 

[AuntieDisco]

She absolutely dresses in full 70s disco gear all the time and 100% can’t orgasm without the Bee Gees playing in the background.

I told you that in confidence!

She pronounces her name like crazy ch-em girl.

Was actually kicked out of a dance academy and has hated dancing since then.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

I told you that in confidence!

Was actually kicked out of a dance academy and has hated dancing since then.

I’d still be in that class if you hadn’t have came in with your sweet disco moves!

She only orgasms when answering organic chemistry questions

Likes to ask organic chemistry questions during … as they call it … coitus.

 

[Photog1rl]

I’d still be in that class if you hadn’t have came in with your sweet disco moves!

Likes to ask organic chemistry questions during … as they call it … coitus.

Is really turned on my the words penis, vagina, moist and damp.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’d still be in that class if you hadn’t have came in with your sweet disco moves!

Likes to ask organic chemistry questions during … as they call it … coitus.

Gets out of the car at every red light and stop sign and does a little dance

 

[Photog1rl]

Gets out of the car at every right light and stop sign and does a little dance

Is super subtle.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Gets out of the car at every right light and stop sign and does a little dance

I’m howling! That was even better than mine.

Is super subtle.

Has been banned from every bowling alley in the state.

 

[Photog1rl]

Has been banned from every bowling alley in the state.

I guess I did take that joke just a little too far
@AuntieDisco never has adorable outfits and seems really mean.

 

[Hollybushes]

Is allergic to letter "I"

 

[orangecurious]

Is allergic to letter "I"

Is actually a tree

 

[Seokrocks]

Is allergic to letter "I"

Is allergic to bushes but shaving chafes her so

 

[Photog1rl]

Is actually a tree

Loves to drink an orange julius.

Is allergic to bushes but shaving chafes her so

Actually kicks rocks