~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[angelwingsub]

Has tentacles and uses them

 

[CuriousRick]

Has tentacles and uses them

She is actually quite dominant.

 

[Seokrocks]

Loves to drink an orange julius.

Actually kicks rocks

She doesn’t own a camera

 

[SimonSex]

Has memorised the entire Dr. Bronner’s soap labels

 

[crazychemgirl]

Has memorised the entire Dr. Bronner’s soap labels

Can only do sex movies if someone says, “Simon says”

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can only do sex movies if someone says, “Simon says"

Is a chicken who is so scared of big titties. She never wants to bury her face in them ever.

 

[Bry1313]

Is a chicken who is so scared of big titties. She never wants to bury her face in them ever.

Absolutely does not have a giant dick

 

[crazychemgirl]

Absolutely does not have a giant dick

LOVES spam slathered in ketchup



wrapped around his cock

 

[kathyisgr65]

Has 2 dicks
Batter up ladies

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Has 2 dicks
Batter up ladies

Has never inhaled

 

[crazychemgirl]

Has never inhaled

Definitely never types the wrong word constantly and is always laughing hysterically

 

[Hollybushes]

Invented chemtrails

 

[Jaws82]

Invented chemtrails

She once punched a marmoset

 

[hot hugo]

Can’t jump backwards on one leg only

 

[orangecurious]

She once punched a marmoset

once tickled a pigeon

 

[Wand3rlust]

once tickled a pigeon

Once worried a warbler

 

[Photog1rl]

Once worried a warbler

Is the leader of the Wand3rful harem.

 

[orangecurious]

Once worried a warbler

this is perilously close to total truth

*NOT A POST*

 

[AuntieDisco]

Is the leader of the Wand3rful harem.

Was last seen do the choo choo train the airport

this is perilously close to total truth

*NOT A POST*

Is allergic to the colour orange.

 

[orangecurious]

Was last seen do the choo choo train the airport

Is allergic to the colour orange.

has a pet Armadillo called Cat

 

[AlwaysDancing]

has a pet Armadillo called Cat

Lives green eggs and ham.
In a box.
With a fox.
Likes them over here.
Likes them over there
Likes green eggs and ham pretty much anywhere.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Lives green eggs and ham.
In a box.
With a fox.
Likes them over here.
Likes them over there
Likes green eggs and ham pretty much anywhere.

Dresses drag for a Lady Gaga concert

 

[Amanda330]

Dresses drag for a Lady Gaga concert

She hates children and thinks they're all dirty heathens.

 

[curious_slut]

She hates children and thinks they're all dirty heathens.

She loves children despite thinking that they're all dirty heathens.

 

[Nicefella]

She hates children and thinks they're all dirty heathens.

Has been alien abducted 56 times.