~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

His favorite planet is Uranus

Thinks the closest planet to him is mars

 

[smtst5]

Thinks the moon is a planet

Thinks Santa is referring to her each time he yells Ho Ho Ho

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Thinks Santa is referring to her each time he yells Ho Ho Ho

Savage!!

Studies plastic wrap to learn how to hug.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Thinks Santa is referring to her each time he yells Ho Ho Ho

Haha

Wishes he was Santa... screaming ho ho ho all around the world and not getting his ass beat

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Savage!!

Studies plastic wrap to learn how to hug.

Systematically wraps plastic wrap around sleighs at malls to keep "Fake Santas" out of where they don't belong

Haha

Wishes he was Santa... screaming ho ho ho all around the world and not getting his ass beat

Once met Santa. It was the best day of her life.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Systematically wraps plastic wrap around sleighs at malls to keep "Fake Santas" out of where they don't belong

Once met Santa. It was the best day of her life.

Those fake Santa bastards.

She’s currently auditioning for the role of Mrs Claus.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Systematically wraps plastic wrap around sleighs at malls to keep "Fake Santas" out of where they don't belong

Once met Santa. It was the best day of her life.

Is a fortune teller

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Those fake Santa bastards.

She’s currently auditioning for the role of Mrs Claus.

Is holding the auditions in an office he's paying far too much rent for

Is a fortune teller

Loves that I use a Magic 8 ball instead of a Crystal Ball for authenticity

 

[smtst5]

Said office has a black leather couch and pays 1000 to 5000 dollars per day

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is holding the auditions in an office he's paying far too much rent for

Loves that I use a Magic 8 ball instead of a Crystal Ball for authenticity

I do it for the spirit of Christmas.

She told Kathy what she’s getting for Christmas … at least according to the magic 8 ball

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I do it for the spirit of Christmas.

She told Kathy what she’s getting for Christmas … at least according to the magic 8 ball

Asked me if he is on the nice list... "Outlook Not Good" was the answer

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Asked me if he is on the nice list... "Outlook Not Good" was the answer

Yeah. Yeah that tracks.

Her new years resolution is to get on the nice list even if she has to suck Santa’s cock every day for a year to do it!!!!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Asked me if he is on the nice list... "Outlook Not Good" was the answer

Is really a head in a jar, futurama-style

 

[smtst5]

Is really a head in a jar, futurama-style

Wrapped Xmas presents in Saran wrap

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yeah. Yeah that tracks.

Her new years resolution is to get on the nice list even if she has to suck Santa’s cock every day for a year to do it!!!!

Calls himself Santa

Wrapped Xmas presents in Saran wrap

Hides Christmas presents everywhere except under the tree

 

[AlexBailey]

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Calls himself Santa

Hides Christmas presents everywhere except under the tree

Her list makes the elves in Santa’s sex toy workshop blush.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

Calls himself Santa

Hides Christmas presents everywhere except under the tree

Wraps Xmas presents in used coffee filters

(I have actually wrapped presents in aluminum foil before just to be a goof)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Her list makes the elves in Santa’s sex toy workshop blush.

Keeps reading people's lists before they get to Santa. Is still blushing

 

[smtst5]

Keeps reading people's lists before they get to Santa. Is still blushing

Studying to be a professional bikini waxer

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Studying to be a professional bikini waxer

Thinks bikini waxer is someone who waxes bikinis to make them water resistant

 

[smtst5]

Thinks bikini waxer is someone who waxes bikinis to make them water resistant

I thought they waxed surf boards

Sends lists to the Easter Bunny already

 

[AlexBailey]

I thought they waxed surf boards

Sends lists to the Easter Bunny already

Playing Easter Bunny is his highlight of every year.

 

[BrendaBear]

Playing Easter Bunny is his highlight of every year.

Works hard to get on the naughty list…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Playing Easter Bunny is his highlight of every year.

Keeps his Easter Bunny costume on standby for when stmst5 gets too drunk to continue

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Keeps reading people's lists before they get to Santa. Is still blushing

Eyes the large pile of notes she’s kept