~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Also is in attendance and is well caffeinated!

Well, I was well caffeinated, but he keeps hiding my Pepsi!

(Cool - still works for Jack!)

 

[cactusjack0584]

Well, I was well caffeinated, but he keeps hiding my Pepsi!

Only will reveal its location.. when you’re naked

Now attends every performance

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Well, I was well caffeinated, but he keeps hiding my Pepsi!

(Cool - still works for Jack!)

Keeps 'Jack' in her desk at all times.

Also refuses to say what 'Jack' is...

 

[BrendaBear]

Only will reveal its location.. when you’re naked

Now attends every performance

Doesn’t realize nobody wants to see me naked.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Only will reveal its location.. when you’re naked

Now attends every performance

Stripping for Pepsi? Didn’t know that was a thing

Keeps 'Jack' in her desk at all times.

Also refuses to say what 'Jack' is...

it’s in short supply of Jack. Needs more Jack.

 

[BrendaBear]

Keeps 'Jack' in her desk at all times.

Also refuses to say what 'Jack' is...

It’s a verb! He wants me to show him

 

[cactusjack0584]

@AlwaysDancing Also attend the performance, for research purposes of course

 

[Chloe_Harper]

It’s a verb! He wants me to show him

Is currently naked...

@AlwaysDancing Also attend the performance, for research purposes of course

Now does these performances like a TedTalk

 

[BrendaBear]

Is currently naked...

Now does these performances like a TedTalk

once used her oral skills to make Ted speechless.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Is currently naked...

Now does these performances like a TedTalk

Is starting a new lecture circuit for 'Naked TedxTalks'

(Christ alive I'm too fucking slow)

 

[MedicalMuse]

Attends with extra tinsel, just in case

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is currently naked...

Now does these performances like a TedTalk

Canceled her porn subscription thanks to the abundance of available naked men. And sparkly dildos.

 

[BrendaBear]

Attends with extra tinsel, just in case

Secretly dresses up like Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman

 

[vagrantx]

Secretly dresses up like Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman

Inventor of the post-it note!

 

[BrendaBear]

Inventor of the post-it note!

Is in hiding because the men she femdomed over didn’t ever get over her.

 

[AlexBailey]

Inventor of the post-it note!

Stole the idea for disposable pasties.

 

[crazychemgirl]

is actually George Bailey but hates being aligned with the movie It’s a Wonderful Life

 

[AlwaysDancing]

is actually George Bailey but hates being aligned with the movie It’s a Wonderful Life

Every time an angel gets its wings, CCG gets a new confession for her thread.

 

[BrendaBear]

Exhausted himself from dancing too much. Now he has to lay back and just snap his fingers a lot.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Exhausted himself from dancing too much. Now he has to lay back and just snap his fingers a lot.

And I have happy feet

Exhausted herself with eleven orgasms today. She also snaps her fingers. “One more. Let’s go!”

 

[BrendaBear]

And I have happy feet

Exhausted herself with eleven orgasms today. She also snaps her fingers. “One more. Let’s go!”

He has happy feet because he finally took off those giant clown shoes he was wearing.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

He has happy feet because he finally took off those giant clown shoes he was wearing.

I did. Do you need them back?

She joined the circus back in the 90s. To hide. From her crimes. Of dildo abuse.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I did. Do you need them back?

She joined the circus back in the 90s. To hide. From her crimes. Of dildo abuse.

Loved working at the same circus, he described his experience there as “in tents!”

 

[smtst5]

Loved working at the same circus, he described his experience there as “in tents!”

His favorite planet is Uranus

 

[Chloe_Harper]

His favorite planet is Uranus

Thinks the moon is a planet