~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[English_guy_bkk]

Was the first one hired for the job.

The uniform was a let down

 

[cactusjack0584]

Decided to just go naked

 

[BrendaBear]

Decided to just go naked

Gets excited even just typing the word “naked”

 

[cactusjack0584]

Gets excited even just typing the word “naked”

Gets excited reading the work naked.. naked.. naked… naked….naked….

 

[HollyS]

Decided to just go naked

Wishes he'd applied for the envelope-licker job.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wants to be an envelope

 

[GallantWriter]

Wishes he'd applied for the envelope-licker job.

Licks 1000 envelopes a day for no reason.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Licks 1000 envelopes a day for no reason.

Has no feeling left in his tongue. Still licks things just to test it

 

[cactusjack0584]

Licks 1000 envelopes a day for no reason.

Can do a push up with his tongue

Has no feeling left in his tongue. Still licks things just to test it

Wants to feel his tongue

 

[BrendaBear]

Can do a push up with his tongue



Wants to feel his tongue

Desires to feel a tongue on his naughty bits.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Desires to feel a tongue on his naughty bits.

Who doesn’t?

Wants to put her tongue on naughty bits.

 

[HollyS]

Who doesn’t?

Wants to put her tongue on naughty bits.

Who doesn't?

Just now realized "envelope" was a euphemism.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Who doesn't?

Just now realized "envelope" was a euphemism.

Wants to be my envelope

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wants to be my envelope

Just aches for a lickin'

 

[cactusjack0584]

Just aches for a lickin'

Yes yes I do

Just aches…. Because it’s cold outside

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Yes yes I do

Just aches…. Because it’s cold outside

sits by the fire trying to see a gypsy dancing in the flames. All avoid his hard gaze

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Yes yes I do

Just aches…. Because it’s cold outside

True, 'tis a tit bit nipply out there

Is glad to avoid 'shrinkage' due to weather

 

[cactusjack0584]

True, 'tis a tit bit nipply out there

Is glad to avoid 'shrinkage' due to weather

Can’t shrink much more than it already is

Actually grows when it’s cold outside, defying nature!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Can’t shrink much more than it already is

Actually grows when it’s cold outside, defying nature!

Psst - water expands as the temperature drops from 4 to 0....

Is amused at science having an answer!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thinks he’s a scientist because he is wearing a lab coat…. Nothing else just a lab coat

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Can’t shrink much more than it already is

Actually grows when it’s cold outside, defying nature!

has a penis like the Grinch's heart... it grows three sizes during the Christmas season

 

[cactusjack0584]

has a penis like the Grinch's heart... it grows three sizes during the Christmas season

Loves the “grinch” and wants all his presents

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Loves the “grinch” and wants all his presents

will only give them to me when I wear my reindeer onesie

 

[BrendaBear]

Loves the “grinch” and wants all his presents

Thinks he has a chance in a different thread.

 

[cactusjack0584]

will only give them to me when I wear my reindeer onesie

With a cutout in the just the right place!

Owns many many reindeer onesies